Asshole Strain anyone?

I just bought some Asshole seeds (Wild Rose) the other day and was wondering if anyone on here has tried or grown this strain? I did a search on "asshole" but nothing that i needed came up lol.

All i could find on google is:


This poorly marketing named plant is actually an excellent marijuana strain. And not just for proctologists, but indoor marijuana growers too. A tenth generation indica that remains short, one to two feet, all through her life. However, its hefty marijuana flower production will have good ganja gardeners requiring stakes to hold her hefty bud girth. Very large swollen indica buds pack on the holiday season weight. Asshole has oddles of junk, er, THC, in its trunk. Butt also packs a great pot punch that’ll surely knock you on your ass.


Great description but there were no reviews of any sort. Looking for some personal experiences....

I just started germinating some today.

This is asshole around 20 days of Veg. haha i think.

They are much bigger now around 22" tall just started LST will post newer pics later

Asshole lol. Thats great i hope its good and good luck.

whats it suppose to smell like?

jact55 said:

whats it suppose to smell like?

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

jact55 said:

whats it suppose to smell like?

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vagina i would assume

21 Days VEG

w/ 600 watt HPS... i know i know... i dont have an MH

2 weeks into flowering and they are beautiful... asshole doesn't smell like asshole and for 10 seeds 9 of they were female.

I know if there is an asshole strain, most of us should be growing it at one point or another in our lives

Here is my Asshole at 1 week flowering

nice ass! LOL

Here's my yummy asshole at 2 weeks

I grew this strain last year with seeds purchased from the Ontario Seed Bank.
The promise of smaller plants with a decent yield was appealing to me, considering i live in the suburbs.
I vegged them a touch too long though, so they didn't stay small, not even close. When all was said and done, the tallest came in just under 5 1/2 feet - a far cry from the 1 - 2 ft promise from my seed proprietor.
With all that said, this strain is a great choice. The buds are coated with trichomes, with colas producing a spicy and fruity aroma.
I cant give an accurate description of the potency because I purposely mated my plants to have seeds for mass planting this year (10 seeds was $80 - now i have 2000+ seeds ^^)
The attached photos are of my best producer. I named her 'Mongy' (mongoloid) cus she was so deformed as a seedling. haha.

the mods for these forumz FAIL EPICLY

I've been growing this strain for the past two years now with impressive results. This strain produces potent, THC laden buds that give a very euphoric high. A fruity taste and smell, this strain gives a long stoney high.

Heres a few shots of this years crop.



My guerrilla grow (patch 2 of 5)


Note: Its claimed that this strain "Asshole" only grows to 2-4ft ---- This, Ive found, not to be the case. (All plants are on a simple miracle grow fertilizer program reapplied every 7 days)


My apologies for my previous post.

haha thats the best name for a strain lol - asshole
just hope it doesn't taste like shit haha

i just started ABC australian bastard cannabis. my bud is just back and gave me some beans he said when they grow they dont look anthing like mj

Does your asshole have hairy buds?