Anyone have some information on how to pass a cheek swab test?

Siino Gardens

Siino Gardens

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Was looking to enter back into the regular work field for some cash and benefits so I can try to take care of my eyes and teeth haha :P.

Anyways just like the title says, I am looking to pass a cheek swab test and need to know the most efficient way to pass it with the least amount of pain on me :). Cheers and thanks!
 
Siino Gardens

Siino Gardens

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o_O the only drugs I do are caffeine and marijuana which I use for various ailments. :D if I didn't pass a drug test I would just be honest and ask the person why they don't be honest with themselves and me by telling me they smoke as well :P.
 
outlier

outlier

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Coppers do these roadside here. I can't confirm or deny this but I have heard spearmint or tobacco (chewing it, not smoking) can beat the test. I have not been pulled over in about 15 years so I haven't been able to test them out. Not too keen on the tobacco theory. But if I had to, I would try it :bigjoint:

Can you get these tests from a pharmacy? If you can, buy one and test some stuff out. You'd probably want to do this with whatever you use, to make sure it actually works. Good luck!
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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Siino Gardens said:
Was looking to enter back into the regular work field for some cash and benefits so I can try to take care of my eyes and teeth haha :P.

Anyways just like the title says, I am looking to pass a cheek swab test and need to know the most efficient way to pass it with the least amount of pain on me :). Cheers and thanks!
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You need to surgically remove a sober person's cheek and sow it over your dirty cheek. Most people won't agree to any of this so you're going to need to kill someone.
 
budlover13

budlover13

King Tut
Siino Gardens said:
Was looking to enter back into the regular work field for some cash and benefits so I can try to take care of my eyes and teeth haha :P.

Anyways just like the title says, I am looking to pass a cheek swab test and need to know the most efficient way to pass it with the least amount of pain on me :). Cheers and thanks!
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What worked for me was knowing the person who read the results.
 
Siino Gardens

Siino Gardens

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dabhe4d said:
id move to someplace that dont require a fukin cheek swab to get a job. what a joke
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Its not a necessity it is just for some extra cash on top of what I am already doing. Not really worried about the cheek swab to be honest lol just wanted to see if anyone actually has done one lol.
 
natro.hydro

natro.hydro

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Chewing gum seemed to do the trick. Wasn't even planning on getting swabbed, had the fake pee strapped to my leg ready to go...
I even ripped on the pipe a few times before my interview at the temp agency to calm my nerves. Was chewing orbit gum the whole time right up to the test, so that is about the only thing I can say had a impact on the results of the test because I still got the job.
My best guess is I still had enough of the sugar alcohol in my mouth from the gum that it messed the the test up.
 
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