"Ancient Aliens" and the Ancient astronaut theory.

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Chronic Masterbator

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Like I said a bunch of haters that have nothing better to do. But ATTEMPT for ego boost. This has been very entertaining to see y'all act like lil gits.
 

NietzscheKeen

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I got a hand job from "Bella Donna" under the cafeteria table in high school, LMAO.

I think masturbator just got off on the wrong foot. He didn't know what we would accept as proof. I used to have a Ninja book about meditation. In it the book claimed that you could become invisible, among other things. I thought I had become invisible for the longest time. Now that I'm older and skeptical, I still can't explain it; not sure what happened.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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Lol! I'd be satisfied if he just took a selfie on his phone with a little sign saying, 'Fuck you, Tyler and your RIU Hater buddies!' Now, that could be that he knows that dumb looking porn guy and have him stage it, but it's probably the closest we could get for proof...
I did post #186
 

guy incognito

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Lol! I'd be satisfied if he just took a selfie on his phone with a little sign saying, 'Fuck you, Tyler and your RIU Hater buddies!' Now, that could be that he knows that dumb looking porn guy and have him stage it, but it's probably the closest we could get for proof...
It would be very easy for him to prove he is real. He has a camera obviously. He has access to the internet. Why not take a new picture that doesn't look like it was simply pulled off face book? Like a new picture with a hand written note saying "hi riu" while giving a thumbs up and wearing his ninja mask. It's super easy. If he happens to have a stock photo of this guy like that well...that would be uncanny. I would accept that as proof of his identity.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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It would be very easy for him to prove he is real. He has a camera obviously. He has access to the internet. Why not take a new picture that doesn't look like it was simply pulled off face book? Like a new picture with a hand written note saying "hi riu" while giving a thumbs up and wearing his ninja mask. It's super easy. If he happens to have a stock photo of this guy like that well...that would be uncanny. I would accept that as proof of his identity.
post #186 to bad you can't erase Yer post feel crunchy??
 

Chronic Masterbator

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Lol! I'd be satisfied if he just took a selfie on his phone with a little sign saying, 'Fuck you, Tyler and your RIU Hater buddies!' Now, that could be that he knows that dumb looking porn guy and have him stage it, but it's probably the closest we could get for proof...

Edit: That's exactly what he just did! Okay CM, I'm convinced. Good job, you lucky bastard! ;) Now just do the Ninja stuff on tape, and I'm gonna come take classes from you...
After all the insults no thanks. I'd be happy to tell how to learn it on Yer own though. I've been practicing since I was like 12 Yrs old. Practice practice practice makes perfect. The hardest is doing plum poles blindfolded. I kept falling off for months. I would show the techniques. However my sensi would be pissed with me. Some things you just can't show others. Because it will be abused at some point. Not even allowed to explain death touch techniques aka Dim Mak. I've got the heart stop down pretty good too.
I'm not on here to gain fame but spread what knowledge I've learned. I don't mind constructive criticism just the way some come off with it.
 

Padawanbater2

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It's funny how you keep saying you're not here for fame or to boost your ego or anything then automatically start listing off shit you think is an accomplishment to a thread full of people who didn't ask and don't care
 

tyler.durden

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After all the insults no thanks. I'd be happy to tell how to learn it on Yer own though. I've been practicing since I was like 12 Yrs old. Practice practice practice makes perfect. The hardest is doing plum poles blindfolded. I kept falling off for months. I would show the techniques. However my sensi would be pissed with me. Some things you just can't show others. Because it will be abused at some point. Not even allowed to explain death touch techniques aka Dim Mak. I've got the heart stop down pretty good too.
I'm not on here to gain fame but spread what knowledge I've learned. I don't mind constructive criticism just the way some come off with it.
One thing we know about you now is that if someone insults your integrity you will do all you can to offer up proof. In refusing to demonstrate the ninja skills, that just tells me they don't exist. That's a great strategy though, to prove something incredible in hopes that we will now believe everything you say. It doesn't work like that...
 

Chronic Masterbator

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If ninjutsu is such bullshit how did the Tokugawa shogunate unify Japan??? How come their is so much physical and written history of its use. If ninpo is bullshit how come the Koga protected the south gate. If it was bullshit why is their so much evidence of its widespread use??
#4 Ninjitsu is still bullshit
 

Chronic Masterbator

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These techniques will never go public. Its irresponsible to show em. That's like showing a curious 13 year old to make a nuke. Just a promise to sensi. If I was a menkyo kaiden I would be authorized. Its just the rules sorry if I have honor in following this code.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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Found This

[video]http://www.xvideos.com/video45951/julia_bond_rides_the_bus[/video]
She is fun. That megaphone is fun to play with especially the siren. I was in my young 20's in that video. 31 now lol I liked her better when she had long hair. The dude in the green shirt couldn't get hard sad.
 
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