"Ancient Aliens" and the Ancient astronaut theory.

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mindphuk

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Now you agree with me. :clap: I mentioned this in post #8 page 1 as a possibility. Just another young buck taking pent up aggression out on the internet.
You made a bunch of claims of fact, many unrelated such as claims that Sumerians knew of 13 planets (there are only 8 including ours), and ALL of the planets in our entire galaxy!?! Yet not one piece of evidence was cited. You also claimed that Columbus proved the world wasn't flat. Not sure how discovering the New World proved anything about the shape of the earth, especially when he failed in his goal to find a new route to India. There was more whining about suppression of truth and misinformation than you wrote about any speculation about missing civilizations, which of course got the mandatory aliens intervened bullshit, which then melded into the missing scientists working on free energy and shadow DNA, i.e things you still haven't elaborated on or offered up any links.

What in my post to CWE made you think I had any aggression toward anyone? What the fuck are you smoking? My golden goat doesn't have anything on your shit.

So you're so sure I'm a young buck taking my aggression out on the interwebz, yet you haven't said one thing here that anyone can verify or even understand. Another typical tactic of the intellectually dishonest, get caught in some manipulation of facts, go on the offensive and attack. No need to defend or support anything you say, just call names and avoid giving any real answers to anything. Good job. :clap:

So far we have Chief telling us he heard about some of these missing dudes in some video, yet you have made about 50 extraordinary claims about things that defy our current understanding of reality and have yet to offer one iota of support, and any skepticism or questioning and asking for some evidence to your claims just means that we're close-minded and making RIU a terrible place because we don't just blindly accept whatever bullshit you want to throw our way. It appears you have never developed any critical thinking skills so you will believe whatever bullshit someone tells you as long as it sounds cool and supports the mistrust you have for the actual knowledge mankind has developed over the millennia.

Chronic Masterbator said:
Ninjutsu isn't used for riches. Wear a blindfold for a month and you will then understand what I'm talking about.
I think I should get credit for my prediction -- "Of course I expect him to claim he doesn't need or want the money."
Do you work for a living? Do you avoid using this highly developed intuition at all to make sure you aren't using it for 'riches?' Such a typical dodge. You have a skill that would let you win a $1 million prize, which you can do with what you want, include donate it or give help start ninja schools, or whatever, use it to help legalization efforts, whatever, but this skill is so sacred you won't bother to spend a little bit of time demonstrating to the world that these things are actually possible....:wall:
It's okay to brag about it on the interwebz, and tell us that a 6th sense is real and can be developed with training, and show us videos of OTHER people supposedly doing these things, but god forbid you actually show someone IRL to win a shit ton of money and teach humanity that it is possible to develop this skill. I suppose your ninja school didn't make you pay anything to teach you since they cannot use it to enrich themselves, amiright?

I am actually doubting you even have any actual ninjutsu training. Your posts sound like someone that saw some cool videos or maybe took an introductory class or read a book and thought to yourself it would be cool to be a badass ninja so you tell people on a pot forum that you have passed the godan test. You describe yourself as freelance shinobi yet claim you cannot use it for riches? Do you even know what freelance means? I guess if you're telling the truth then it doesn't take a lot of intelligence to learn ninjutsu because you haven't demonstrated any.
Chronic Masterbator said:
I know the difference. Pluto is past Uranus.
Okay genius, then tell us what the fuck the relative positions of Pluto and Uranus has to do with the Milky Way? I think you need to pull your head out of Uranus and explain what the fuck you are talking about - 13 planets, Sumerians and a round earth, shadow DNA and whatever other fantasy bullshit you actually think is true.

I might disagree with Chief's way-out beliefs, but at least he can explain them in a coherent manner. Your posts seem all over the map.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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Ninja were mercenaries with the ability to act as spies, saboteurs, and assassins. Their primary purpose was to make money. So I'd say you're contradicting recorded history a bit there.
Wrong soooooo wrong!! Ninjutsu was only used in this manner during the rise of the shogunate. To unify Japan. Ninjutsu was born by peasants that wanted to protect themselfs from rogue and power abusing samurai. Ninjutsu techniques came about also cause they couldn't carry swords. Only the samurai could. I not only studied the art but the history.
Get a life dude no one pays y'all to talk shit about anothers post. Loser!!
 

tyler.durden

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You made a bunch of claims of fact, many unrelated such as claims that Sumerians knew of 13 planets (there are only 8 including ours), and ALL of the planets in our entire galaxy!?! Yet not one piece of evidence was cited. You also claimed that Columbus proved the world wasn't flat. Not sure how discovering the New World proved anything about the shape of the earth, especially when he failed in his goal to find a new route to India. There was more whining about suppression of truth and misinformation than you wrote about any speculation about missing civilizations, which of course got the mandatory aliens intervened bullshit, which then melded into the missing scientists working on free energy and shadow DNA, i.e things you still haven't elaborated on or offered up any links.

What in my post to CWE made you think I had any aggression toward anyone? What the fuck are you smoking? My golden goat doesn't have anything on your shit.

So you're so sure I'm a young buck taking my aggression out on the interwebz, yet you haven't said one thing here that anyone can verify or even understand. Another typical tactic of the intellectually dishonest, get caught in some manipulation of facts, go on the offensive and attack. No need to defend or support anything you say, just call names and avoid giving any real answers to anything. Good job. :clap:

So far we have Chief telling us he heard about some of these missing dudes in some video, yet you have made about 50 extraordinary claims about things that defy our current understanding of reality and have yet to offer one iota of support, and any skepticism or questioning and asking for some evidence to your claims just means that we're close-minded and making RIU a terrible place because we don't just blindly accept whatever bullshit you want to throw our way. It appears you have never developed any critical thinking skills so you will believe whatever bullshit someone tells you as long as it sounds cool and supports the mistrust you have for the actual knowledge mankind has developed over the millennia.


I think I should get credit for my prediction -- "Of course I expect him to claim he doesn't need or want the money."
Do you work for a living? Do you avoid using this highly developed intuition at all to make sure you aren't using it for 'riches?' Such a typical dodge. You have a skill that would let you win a $1 million prize, which you can do with what you want, include donate it or give help start ninja schools, or whatever, use it to help legalization efforts, whatever, but this skill is so sacred you won't bother to spend a little bit of time demonstrating to the world that these things are actually possible....:wall:
It's okay to brag about it on the interwebz, and tell us that a 6th sense is real and can be developed with training, and show us videos of OTHER people supposedly doing these things, but god forbid you actually show someone IRL to win a shit ton of money and teach humanity that it is possible to develop this skill. I suppose your ninja school didn't make you pay anything to teach you since they cannot use it to enrich themselves, amiright?

I am actually doubting you even have any actual ninjutsu training. Your posts sound like someone that saw some cool videos or maybe took an introductory class or read a book and thought to yourself it would be cool to be a badass ninja so you tell people on a pot forum that you have passed the godan test. You describe yourself as freelance shinobi yet claim you cannot use it for riches? Do you even know what freelance means? I guess if you're telling the truth then it doesn't take a lot of intelligence to learn ninjutsu because you haven't demonstrated any.
Okay genius, then tell us what the fuck the relative positions of Pluto and Uranus has to do with the Milky Way? I think you need to pull your head out of Uranus and explain what the fuck you are talking about - 13 planets, Sumerians and a round earth, shadow DNA and whatever other fantasy bullshit you actually think is true.

I might disagree with Chief's way-out beliefs, but at least he can explain them in a coherent manner. Your posts seem all over the map.
Awesome. +rep...

 

Chronic Masterbator

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You made a bunch of claims of fact, many unrelated such as claims that Sumerians knew of 13 planets (there are only 8 including ours), and ALL of the planets in our entire galaxy!?! Yet not one piece of evidence was cited. You also claimed that Columbus proved the world wasn't flat. Not sure how discovering the New World proved anything about the shape of the earth, especially when he failed in his goal to find a new route to India. There was more whining about suppression of truth and misinformation than you wrote about any speculation about missing civilizations, which of course got the mandatory aliens intervened bullshit, which then melded into the missing scientists working on free energy and shadow DNA, i.e things you still haven't elaborated on or offered up any links.

What in my post to CWE made you think I had any aggression toward anyone? What the fuck are you smoking? My golden goat doesn't have anything on your shit.

So you're so sure I'm a young buck taking my aggression out on the interwebz, yet you haven't said one thing here that anyone can verify or even understand. Another typical tactic of the intellectually dishonest, get caught in some manipulation of facts, go on the offensive and attack. No need to defend or support anything you say, just call names and avoid giving any real answers to anything. Good job. :clap:

So far we have Chief telling us he heard about some of these missing dudes in some video, yet you have made about 50 extraordinary claims about things that defy our current understanding of reality and have yet to offer one iota of support, and any skepticism or questioning and asking for some evidence to your claims just means that we're close-minded and making RIU a terrible place because we don't just blindly accept whatever bullshit you want to throw our way. It appears you have never developed any critical thinking skills so you will believe whatever bullshit someone tells you as long as it sounds cool and supports the mistrust you have for the actual knowledge mankind has developed over the millennia.


I think I should get credit for my prediction -- "Of course I expect him to claim he doesn't need or want the money."
Do you work for a living? Do you avoid using this highly developed intuition at all to make sure you aren't using it for 'riches?' Such a typical dodge. You have a skill that would let you win a $1 million prize, which you can do with what you want, include donate it or give help start ninja schools, or whatever, use it to help legalization efforts, whatever, but this skill is so sacred you won't bother to spend a little bit of time demonstrating to the world that these things are actually possible....:wall:
It's okay to brag about it on the interwebz, and tell us that a 6th sense is real and can be developed with training, and show us videos of OTHER people supposedly doing these things, but god forbid you actually show someone IRL to win a shit ton of money and teach humanity that it is possible to develop this skill. I suppose your ninja school didn't make you pay anything to teach you since they cannot use it to enrich themselves, amiright?

I am actually doubting you even have any actual ninjutsu training. Your posts sound like someone that saw some cool videos or maybe took an introductory class or read a book and thought to yourself it would be cool to be a badass ninja so you tell people on a pot forum that you have passed the godan test. You describe yourself as freelance shinobi yet claim you cannot use it for riches? Do you even know what freelance means? I guess if you're telling the truth then it doesn't take a lot of intelligence to learn ninjutsu because you haven't demonstrated any.
Okay genius, then tell us what the fuck the relative positions of Pluto and Uranus has to do with the Milky Way? I think you need to pull your head out of Uranus and explain what the fuck you are talking about - 13 planets, Sumerians and a round earth, shadow DNA and whatever other fantasy bullshit you actually think is true.

I might disagree with Chief's way-out beliefs, but at least he can explain them in a coherent manner. Your posts seem all over the map.
Aww getting emotional ...How much did you get paid to write that long post. Your wasting your time. Wonder how long you've suffered from superiority complex?? Does Yer ego feel satisfied?? I could see quite a few of ya giving each other reach arounds. While debating who is smarter than who.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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The skill is not only sacred but kept away from people like yourself. Basically snobs that ride on high horses. The video post is technique training. The more your body does it the quicker the reaction when put into a similar scenario. Same with akido all moves are pracicted over and over til you can do it effortlessly. So if you where attacked in a similar fashion as practiced you got the upper hand.
 

tyler.durden

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Aww getting emotional ...How much did you get paid to write that long post.
He did that on principle. Ninjas aren't the only ones who do things outside of monetary gain...
Your wasting your time. Wonder how long you've suffered from superiority complex?? Does Yer ego feel satisfied??
It should! That was one hell of a post...
I could see quite a few of ya giving each other reach arounds.
Yep. Hey! How come no one's reachin' for your shit? Someone come and help a brother out, am I right?
While debating who is smarter than who(m).
At this point, I think that debate convincingly settled...
 

kpmarine

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The skill is not only sacred but kept away from people like yourself. Basically snobs that ride on high horses. The video post is technique training. The more your body does it the quicker the reaction when put into a similar scenario. Same with akido all moves are pracicted over and over til you can do it effortlessly. So if you where attacked in a similar fashion as practiced you got the upper hand.
Do you mean that video I posted? The one where that fuck with no clue how to fight LEADS WITH HIS HEAD? I don't care how many times you practice; open up your kidney and lead with your head at me sometime. I could promise you that you'd be on your back and pissing blood with a broken nose with that brilliant manuever your ninja trainer posted. That choson guy is a clueless youtube whore exploiting anime fans who think ninjas were noble or some such nonsense. Seriously, the only thing that listening to that hack will get you, is hospitalized.
 

kpmarine

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Wrong soooooo wrong!! Ninjutsu was only used in this manner during the rise of the shogunate. To unify Japan. Ninjutsu was born by peasants that wanted to protect themselfs from rogue and power abusing samurai. Ninjutsu techniques came about also cause they couldn't carry swords. Only the samurai could. I not only studied the art but the history.
Get a life dude no one pays y'all to talk shit about anothers post. Loser!!
You seem butthurt and historically inaccurate. I may only play a doctor on TV, but I'd suggest Preparation H for the first; perhaps a credible source for the second.
 

Beefbisquit

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I wanna see a Ninja fight someone who knows Krav Maga.

[video=youtube_share;cEHLVIq3cyA]http://youtu.be/cEHLVIq3cyA[/video]
 

guy incognito

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The skill is not only sacred but kept away from people like yourself. Basically snobs that ride on high horses. The video post is technique training. The more your body does it the quicker the reaction when put into a similar scenario. Same with akido all moves are pracicted over and over til you can do it effortlessly. So if you where attacked in a similar fashion as practiced you got the upper hand.
This forum needs a "dislike" or "asshat" button next to the like so I can show my disapproval of posts like this. Or maybe a "full retard" button.

 

NietzscheKeen

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I wanna see a Ninja fight someone who knows Krav Maga.

[video=youtube_share;cEHLVIq3cyA]http://youtu.be/cEHLVIq3cyA[/video]
I don't think he would have had a chance if they didn't come at him one at a time like ninja's in a bad kung fu movie.

You know, I think he needs some help. I might play devil's advocate and take Masturbators side for a while.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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That was like wwc wrestinling totally Fake. And every martial art has its weaknesses and strengths. Its up to the user to exploit those weaknesses. Ninjutsu is not all I've studied also studied jeet kun do. As well as George Dillmans one touch knock out method.

I don't need a reach around I get paid to be laid. In fact I was paid to fuck Julia Bond AVN cover girl of the year. The lot of you are like weak hyenas trying to pray on lions in this forum.

How bout this homos. Try and tell me this didn't happen or can't happen since this is your hobby anyway. >>>> Bruce Lee knocked out a challenger in less than a minute. Ozone is a unstable form of oxygen.
Like I said I have no reason to talk shit or go out my way to say he said she said bs. Tyler that's not your pic that's Jared Evan.
 

tyler.durden

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That was like wwc wrestinling totally Fake. And every martial art has its weaknesses and strengths. Its up to the user to exploit those weaknesses. Ninjutsu is not all I've studied also studied jeet kun do. As well as George Dillmans one touch knock out method.

I don't need a reach around I get paid to be laid. In fact I was paid to fuck Julia Bond AVN cover girl of the year. The lot of you are like weak hyenas trying to pray on lions in this forum.
C'mon, dude! Your credibility has just hit zero. You were paid to fuck Julia Bond? That's much less believable than the martial arts lies. You're having trouble with your spelling again, your not a lion, you are lyin'...
How bout this homos. Try and tell me this didn't happen or can't happen since this is your hobby anyway. >>>> Bruce Lee knocked out a challenger in less than a minute. Ozone is a unstable form of oxygen.
Like I said I have no reason to talk shit or go out my way to say he said she said bs. Tyler that's not your pic that's Jared Evan.
Mike Tyson and many other fighters have knocked people out in seconds, it's not hard to believe Bruce took less than a minute. An ozone molecule consists of 3 oxygen atoms, is unstable and that extra atom is knocked off relatively quickly to become an oxygen atom, O2. You keep saying you have no reason talk shit, followed by more shit talking. Apparently, you have a few reasons. By the by, my avatar is Ed Norton from Fight Club, not this Jared Evan. With this in mind, maybe you got Julia Bond confused with someone else, perhaps a drag queen imposter?
 

tyler.durden

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Here ya go I didn't want my credibility to be questioned. But integrity is on the line and I will not have that questioned. This was the series on bang bus where the porn chicks dump the dude. Forgive the horrible acting. I'll let you guess who I am.;-) now I would love for someone to say I'm bullshitting now.http://www.bangbus.com/t5/pps=comein/porn-videos/julia-bond-rides-the-bus_bb4710.html#play View attachment 2707987View attachment 2707988. No reach around for me. I have got more butts than a ashtry. And for the spelling Nazis that is my phone spelling for me.
Of course, you could have simply posted this saying this guy is you. It would be more convincing now if you now post a picture of yourself with family or friends, then we could see if you're really that guy. I'm not holding my breath...
 
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