ALIEN TECH

HotKarl2

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If I would send you to 5000 B.C. with all you know now, they would believe that you are a god.

Just my two cents Bro.
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Really? I kind of think they would think we are retarded half-wits who didn't know anything.

Could you pass this 8'th grade exam from 1895?

8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS – 1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)

1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.

2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.

3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.

4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal parts of do, lie, lay and run.

5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.

6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.

7 – 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


Arithmetic
(Time, 1.25 hours)

1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.

2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?

3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50 cts. per bu., deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?

4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?

5. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.

6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20.00 per in?

8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.

9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance around which is 640 rods?

10.Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.


U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)

1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.

2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.

3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.

4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.

5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.

6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.

7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?

8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, and 1865?


Orthography
(Time, one hour)

1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic orthography, etymology, syllabication?

2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?

3. What are the following: Alphabet, phonetic orthography, etymology, syllabication?

4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u’.

5. Give two rules for spelling words with final ‘e’. Name two exceptions under each rule.

6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.

7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: Bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, super.

8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: Card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.

9. Use the following correctly in sentences, Cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain vein, raze, raise, rays.

10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.


Geography
(Time, one hour)

1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?

2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?

3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?

4. Describe the mountains of N.A.

5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena,Juan Fermandez, Aspinwolf and Orinoco.

6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.

7. Name all the republics of Europe and give capital of each.

8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?

9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.

10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give inclination of the earth.
 

Gbuddy

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Really? I kind of think they would think we are retarded half-wits who didn't know anything.

Could you pass this 8'th grade exam from 1895?

8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS – 1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)

1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.

2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.

3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.

4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal parts of do, lie, lay and run.

5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.

6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.

7 – 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


Arithmetic
(Time, 1.25 hours)

1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.

2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?

3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50 cts. per bu., deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?

4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?

5. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.

6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20.00 per in?

8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.

9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance around which is 640 rods?

10.Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.


U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)

1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.

2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.

3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.

4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.

5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.

6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.

7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?

8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, and 1865?


Orthography
(Time, one hour)

1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic orthography, etymology, syllabication?

2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?

3. What are the following: Alphabet, phonetic orthography, etymology, syllabication?

4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u’.

5. Give two rules for spelling words with final ‘e’. Name two exceptions under each rule.

6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.

7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: Bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, super.

8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: Card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.

9. Use the following correctly in sentences, Cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain vein, raze, raise, rays.

10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.


Geography
(Time, one hour)

1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?

2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?

3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?

4. Describe the mountains of N.A.

5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena,Juan Fermandez, Aspinwolf and Orinoco.

6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.

7. Name all the republics of Europe and give capital of each.

8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?

9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.

10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give inclination of the earth.
Hahaha Touchè the grammar part hits me hard.

Peace :bigjoint:
 

ttystikk

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Hahaha Touchè the grammar part hits me hard.

Peace :bigjoint:
It is a common hubris of modernity to assume that our forbears lacked intelligence. Nothing could be further from the truth; precious few of us could trade places with a 'caveman' and survive more than a month.

We stand on the shoulders of thousands of giants; so many we can't see the ground. Worse, we are mostly unthinkingly specialized and without a great deal of basic knowledge about life, basic living skills and modern technology.

The scariest thing is how willing we are to threaten to throw it all away over greed, religion it simple aggression. This is the greatest threat to our potential as a species and the well-being of our children.
 
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Gbuddy

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It is a common hubris of modernity to assume that our forbears packed intelligence. Nothing could be further from the truth; precious few of us could trade places with a 'caveman' and live more than a month.

We stand on the shoulders of thousands of giants; so many we can't see the ground. Worse, we are unthinkingly specialized and without a great deal of basic knowledge about life, basic living skills and modern technology.

The scariest thing is how willing we are to threaten to throw it all away over wars of greed or religion. Those is the greatest threat to our potential as a species and the well-being of our children.
Yeah thats pretty much what I believe.... its the idea of making the most profit out of everything that kills all. Religion in this relation or color race ideology are just things to cover what its realy about. PROFIT.

And as we all know ... its just about 500 people/families who own everything that is worth a fart on this planet.
And they make money out of everything.

Now isnt power, money, etc. the most dangerous and destructive addiction?

maaan I am a happy poor fella!
 

Gbuddy

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If I would meet a Alien.... dunno if I would ask for technology... I would smoke some weed with him and hope that he got something better than mine hahaha.

Ok I would ask him maybe for some sunglasses to see every woman naked. Maybe.
 

Cx2H

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If I would meet a Alien.... dunno if I would ask for technology... I would smoke some weed with him and hope that he got something better than mine hahaha.

Ok I would ask him maybe for some sunglasses to see every woman naked. Maybe.
If I met an alien, I'd ask for space weed seed's in exchange for a flat earther to probe..
 

ttystikk

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Obviously, the world's war machines are the greatest threat to our collective future.

Of course there's the risk of using them but even in the (unlikely) event they're never used at all, they still represent an incredible waste of resources in terms of their development, manufacture and maintenance. Surely we can find something better to do with all those trillions of dollars?

Is it perhaps this enlightenment that there aliens are watching for before they make themselves known? If I was an alien I wouldn't want to fuck with such a wastefully warlike race as we are. Right now we're much more trouble than we're worth!
 

Rrog

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I’ve never met a flat earth moron in real life. I wonder if they truly exist. Like unicorns.

Do they only exist online?
 

greg nr

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Military Report: UFOs May Have Attempted Rendezvous With Giant Undersea Object
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ufo-undersea-object_us_5b0cfd34e4b0fdb2aa5637d3

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The 2004 incident involving the “Tic Tac” UFO, named because it was a fast-moving white object that resembled one of the mints, was first revealed late last year by The New York Times and The Washington Post.

KLAS, the CBS affiliate in Las Vegas, obtained a copy of a report “prepared by and for the military” in 2009 that details multiple interactions with anomalous aerial vehicles (AAVs) over two weeks in late 2004. The report also discussed the high speed and advanced cloaking capabilities that allowed the AAVs to evade observation and detection.

“The AAVs would descend ‘very rapidly’ from approximately 60,000 feet down to approximately 50 feet in a matter of seconds,” the report noted.

Pilots indicated there may have been something in the water as well. One pilot detailed a disturbance up to the size of a football field:
“The disturbance appeared to be 50 to 100 meters in diameter and close to round. It was the only area and type of whitewater activity that could be seen and reminded him of images of something rapidly submerging from the surface like a submarine or a ship sinking.”

<much more>
 

Beachwalker

Well-Known Member
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UFOs cannot crash, their technology is far too advanced. UFOs are sent to 'crash' for certain world governments at certain times, to give them particular technology to lead Mankind in a direction the senders desire. The so-called 'greys' inside the UFOs are only disposable hybrid plant-based drones.
 
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srh88

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I’ve never met a flat earth moron in real life. I wonder if they truly exist. Like unicorns.

Do they only exist online?
Go on the flat Earth cruise I posted.

I've never met one in person either. They are definitely unicorns
 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
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UFOs cannot crash, their technology is far too advanced. UFOs are sent to 'crash' for certain world governments at certain times, to give them particular technology to lead Mankind in a direction the senders desire. The so-called 'greys' inside the UFOs are only disposable hybrid plant-based drones.
No race or technology is immune to mistakes.
 

ttystikk

Well-Known Member
Military Report: UFOs May Have Attempted Rendezvous With Giant Undersea Object
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ufo-undersea-object_us_5b0cfd34e4b0fdb2aa5637d3

<snip>

The 2004 incident involving the “Tic Tac” UFO, named because it was a fast-moving white object that resembled one of the mints, was first revealed late last year by The New York Times and The Washington Post.

KLAS, the CBS affiliate in Las Vegas, obtained a copy of a report “prepared by and for the military” in 2009 that details multiple interactions with anomalous aerial vehicles (AAVs) over two weeks in late 2004. The report also discussed the high speed and advanced cloaking capabilities that allowed the AAVs to evade observation and detection.

“The AAVs would descend ‘very rapidly’ from approximately 60,000 feet down to approximately 50 feet in a matter of seconds,” the report noted.

Pilots indicated there may have been something in the water as well. One pilot detailed a disturbance up to the size of a football field:
“The disturbance appeared to be 50 to 100 meters in diameter and close to round. It was the only area and type of whitewater activity that could be seen and reminded him of images of something rapidly submerging from the surface like a submarine or a ship sinking.”

<much more>
I hope this is true and evidence of extra terrestrial visitors.

I was born just a scant 3 years before the first moon landing.

It would be quite the bookend to be alive during the time when humans made First Contact with a race from another world.

Wanting to believe is much different than proof, however.
 

Beachwalker

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No race or technology is immune to mistakes.
Well there's two areas you've made mistakes in already..

You're a little late on your "First Contact" fantasy scenario, but only by thousands of years, but let's put that aside for now..

Assuming as you believe, that aliens come from vast distances, and that they travel light years to get here with no problem, but when they get here they just can't seem to fly around the earth without crashing and burning is, well frankly it's silly..
 
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Rrog

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UFOs cannot crash, their technology is far too advanced. UFOs are sent to 'crash' for certain world governments at certain times, to give them particular technology to lead Mankind in a direction the senders desire. The so-called 'greys' inside the UFOs are only disposable hybrid plant-based drones.


Said with so much fucking authority... like you would ever be an expert in anything...

Let’s not forget you believe in everything including tooth fairies
 

srh88

Well-Known Member
Well there's two areas you've made mistakes in already..

You're a little late on your "First Contact" fantasy scenario, but only by thousands of years, but let's put that aside for now..

Assuming as you believe, that aliens come from vast distances, and that they travel light years to get here with no problem, but when they get here they just can't seem to fly around the earth without crashing and burning is, well frankly it's silly..
There is nothing proven whatsoever. I believe there's something else out there. Not in our Galaxy. But somewhere.
But that's just my belief. With all technology and shit now.. we'd have concrete evidence. But we don't. So there is nothing based in fact. Just people saying they seen some shit and sometimes a video clip that looks like it was recorded by a microwave... Maybe the aliens are responsible for the chem trails youre so worried about. Do you think aliens come from another flat world?
 
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