10 Stoner Commandments

1. Though shall have no other drug before me
2. Thou shalt not triple-puff pass
3. Thou shalt provide pitch when toking
4. Thou shalt not be a crackhead
5. Thou shalt respect thy dealer
6. Thou shalt not front for over a week
7. Thou shalt not be stingy
8. Thou shalt not waste beautiful bud
9. Thou shalt not salivate the joint or ******lip
10. Thou shalt not panic while high. Thou shalt Relax

Source: 10 Stoner Commandments | ~Welcome to Tha New Shiat- Lazy-Mans Heaven~

And the lesser-known 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not...um...shalt not...ummmmm...what the fuck was that 11th fucking commandment?...thou shalt not something...ah, fuck it. Ten it is."

spill the bong

haha good list and. lol 11th commandments

haha nice. I like #1

thou shall not drink the bong water

kevincoughlin said:

1. Though shall have no other drug before me
2. Thou shalt not triple-puff pass
3. Thou shalt provide pitch when toking
4. Thou shalt not be a crackhead
5. Thou shalt respect thy dealer
6. Thou shalt not front for over a week
7. Thou shalt not be stingy
8. Thou shalt not waste beautiful bud
9. Thou shalt not salivate the joint or ******lip
10. Thou shalt not panic while high. Thou shalt Relax

Source: 10 Stoner Commandments | ~Welcome to Tha New Shiat- Lazy-Mans Heaven~

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Thow shall nevor front period.
Thow shall medicate before sex.
Thow shall always break bread with close friends

Agree with 10, and 4, the rest just seem totally irrelevant to me

respect thy connect!



good one

tip top toker said:

Agree with 10, and 4, the rest just seem totally irrelevant to me

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Ahh...a pick n choose stoner...lol

#9 Thou shall not ligger nip the joint.

jonblaze420 said:

#9 Thou shall not ligger nip the joint.

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??? What's ligger nip?

jonblaze420 said:

#9 Thou shall not ligger nip the joint.

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i was guilty of that the first time i smoked a joint, but now i smack anyone who gets my joint or blunt wet. fucking assholes

thump easy said:

Thow shall nevor front period.
Thow shall medicate before sex.
Thow shall always break bread with close friends

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break bread son. much respect