10 Stoner Commandments

[kevincoughlin]

1. Though shall have no other drug before me
2. Thou shalt not triple-puff pass
3. Thou shalt provide pitch when toking
4. Thou shalt not be a crackhead
5. Thou shalt respect thy dealer
6. Thou shalt not front for over a week
7. Thou shalt not be stingy
8. Thou shalt not waste beautiful bud
9. Thou shalt not salivate the joint or ******lip
10. Thou shalt not panic while high. Thou shalt Relax

Source: 10 Stoner Commandments | ~Welcome to Tha New Shiat- Lazy-Mans Heaven~

 

[TheDudeNextDoor]

And the lesser-known 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not...um...shalt not...ummmmm...what the fuck was that 11th fucking commandment?...thou shalt not something...ah, fuck it. Ten it is."

 

[wayno30]

spill the bong

 

[smokajoe]

haha good list and. lol 11th commandments

 

[HootnHolla4me]

haha nice. I like #1

 

[Urca]

thou shall not drink the bong water

 

[thump easy]

1. Though shall have no other drug before me
2. Thou shalt not triple-puff pass
3. Thou shalt provide pitch when toking
4. Thou shalt not be a crackhead
5. Thou shalt respect thy dealer
6. Thou shalt not front for over a week
7. Thou shalt not be stingy
8. Thou shalt not waste beautiful bud
9. Thou shalt not salivate the joint or ******lip
10. Thou shalt not panic while high. Thou shalt Relax

Source: 10 Stoner Commandments | ~Welcome to Tha New Shiat- Lazy-Mans Heaven~

Thow shall nevor front period.
Thow shall medicate before sex.
Thow shall always break bread with close friends

 

[tip top toker]

Agree with 10, and 4, the rest just seem totally irrelevant to me

 

[Sr. Verde]

respect thy connect!



good one

 

[dannyboy602]

Agree with 10, and 4, the rest just seem totally irrelevant to me

Ahh...a pick n choose stoner...lol

 

[jonblaze420]

#9 Thou shall not ligger nip the joint.

 

[dannyboy602]

#9 Thou shall not ligger nip the joint.

??? What's ligger nip?

 

[Urca]

#9 Thou shall not ligger nip the joint.

i was guilty of that the first time i smoked a joint, but now i smack anyone who gets my joint or blunt wet. fucking assholes

 

[penguinking]

Thow shall nevor front period.
Thow shall medicate before sex.
Thow shall always break bread with close friends

break bread son. much respect