Smoking Bud + Wanking At The Same Time!!

stelthy

stelthy

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Hi I dont remember how I got into this but I remember getting a hit so hard from my joint I passed out, I would skin up in my room when the whole house was quiet, I'd flick through some big titty,big nipple porn on my player, Then toke and hold it in..... then slowly wank :) on every exhale my dude meat would pulse and I'd take another hit, I would cane a whole king L just getting horny to seriousley fit, dirty whores........ :) , and when I felt ready to come I'd take my final hit hold it in and wait till I had finished cumming then keep it in for a moment longer and exhale..............this is the most wasted/stoned I have ever been from smoking 'MARY' I surgest you try it even if you dont comment.........its a risky topic.... pot does improve sex....so try this ....girls too IT'S FUCKING MAGIC !!!! and you'll remain horny all day/night LETS HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS :fire: - STELTHY
 
stelthy said:
Hi I dont remember how I got into this but I remember getting a hit so hard from my joint I passed out, I would skin up in my room when the whole house was quiet, I'd flick through some big titty,big nipple porn on my player, Then toke and hold it in..... then slowly wank :) on every exhale my dude meat would pulse and I'd take another hit, I would cane a whole king L just getting horny to seriousley fit, dirty whores........ :) , and when I felt ready to come I'd take my final hit hold it in and wait till I had finished cumming then keep it in for a moment longer and exhale..............this is the most wasted/stoned I have ever been from smoking 'MARY' I surgest you try it even if you dont comment.........its a risky topic.... pot does improve sex....so try this ....girls too IT'S FUCKING MAGIC !!!! and you'll remain horny all day/night LETS HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS :fire: - STELTHY
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slow down on the reefer. some things are ment to keep to your self. that thought me me :spew:
 
are u fuckin srs? shit like that shood b kept to urself not wasting space on this forum. also u shood try and go out sumtimes and look for an ol'lady
 
stelthy said:
Hi I dont remember how I got into this but I remember getting a hit so hard from my joint I passed out, I would skin up in my room when the whole house was quiet, I'd flick through some big titty,big nipple porn on my player, Then toke and hold it in..... then slowly wank :) on every exhale my dude meat would pulse and I'd take another hit, I would cane a whole king L just getting horny to seriousley fit, dirty whores........ :) , and when I felt ready to come I'd take my final hit hold it in and wait till I had finished cumming then keep it in for a moment longer and exhale..............this is the most wasted/stoned I have ever been from smoking 'MARY' I surgest you try it even if you dont comment.........its a risky topic.... pot does improve sex....so try this ....girls too IT'S FUCKING MAGIC !!!! and you'll remain horny all day/night LETS HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS :fire: - STELTHY
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At least you're not some kind of perv or something. :roll:
 
lol, Well it had 2 be mentioned lol, it propper fucks you up tho man lol.... I dunno why or how i came to try it but if you want an intense hit this is the way to do it !!!!!!:fire: - STELTHY :)
 
stelthy said:
lol, Well it had 2 be mentioned lol, it propper fucks you up tho man lol.... I dunno why or how i came to try it but if you want an intense hit this is the way to do it !!!!!!:fire: - STELTHY :)
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Have you considered havin' your girl fuckin' choke you out or shove a cucumber up your ass or something? :lol:
 
:-P
stelthy said:
Hi I dont remember how I got into this but I remember getting a hit so hard from my joint I passed out, I would skin up in my room when the whole house was quiet, I'd flick through some big titty,big nipple porn on my player, Then toke and hold it in..... then slowly wank :) on every exhale my dude meat would pulse and I'd take another hit, I would cane a whole king L just getting horny to seriousley fit, dirty whores........ :) , and when I felt ready to come I'd take my final hit hold it in and wait till I had finished cumming then keep it in for a moment longer and exhale..............this is the most wasted/stoned I have ever been from smoking 'MARY' I surgest you try it even if you dont comment.........its a risky topic.... pot does improve sex....so try this ....girls too IT'S FUCKING MAGIC !!!! and you'll remain horny all day/night LETS HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS :fire: - STELTHY
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Sounds super hot!! I'd like to watch. :leaf: :-P :leaf::-P:leaf::-P:leaf:
 
GeeTee said:
are u fuckin srs? shit like that shood b kept to urself not wasting space on this forum. also u shood try and go out sumtimes and look for an ol'lady
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AM married mate!!, its what I used to do a few yeas before I met my wife when had time/porn to burn :)........ thought it would make an interesting post :):-P
 
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you all hating on him. you saw the thread title and entered at your own risk, as did I. But when I opened this thread I knew it was going to be disturbing, so why judge.

To the OP. Have fun beating it like it owes you money!!!!!!!!!! lolololololol:clap::bigjoint:
 
idlehands80 said:
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are you all hating on him. you saw the thread title and entered at your own risk, as did I. But when I opened this thread I knew it was going to be disturbing, so why judge.

To the OP. Have fun beating it like it owes you money!!!!!!!!!! lolololololol:clap::bigjoint:
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Nobody's judgin'. It's always good to have a bit of fun with these types of threads. It is a forum full of stoners after all. A little comedy now and again is in order. :eyesmoke:
 
supertank said:
are you fucking insane why would you tell people about that????????
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COS BEING A STONER MAKES ME BELIEVE ITS OK TO LAUGH....EVEN WHEN NOT APPROPRIATE :) AND PLUS I AM VERY OPEN ANYHOW, SUPER FUKKIN MEGA HIT!!!! try it and dont tell no one! trust me it ll fuck you up !!!!!:clap:
 
upnorth2505 said:
True. But str8 people watch Xtube. And smoke weed. And jackoff. :-P:leaf::-P
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indeed..... so hopefully we're on a level here :) I tend to watch, tanned, big titted, lesbo, 3 some + dogging, cum-shots and bukkake, I have benn to Amsterdam 3 times and fukked 3 dirty big floppy titt'd hoes, so i love to be reminded of those times when i am alone, mary helps me out...........................so does porn :) - STELTHY:fire:
 
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