.............. are you crazy? 
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/2009/04/somali_pirates_vs_us_navy.html?hpid=topnews
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/2009/04/somali_pirates_vs_us_navy.html?hpid=topnews
you just took an American ship .............
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TheBrutalTruth
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.............. are you crazy?
No, they're expecting Obama to kiss them, and apologize for letting the ship travel where it might have been hijacked.
TheBrutalTruth
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um, yeah.
Isn't that the new policy, kiss the asses of people that have problems with us?
Maybe the Navy will actually be able to prevail upon Obama that such actions were never tolerated by the United States, or any self-respecting nation. (The British and the French ironically, did tolerate the coercion that is piracy, and it wasn't until the United States stepped in under Jefferson that the Barbary Coast Pirates were put down.)
Perhaps the Navy will explain, "That those CO2 emitting illegal immigrant hating gun owners in the Gulf need to be killed."
That should be sufficiently PC to get Obama to support military action against them....
TheBrutalTruth
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maybe we can just bomb them.
FAE Carpet Bombing utilizing B2 Spirits
Of course the problem is the media would be more worried about collateral damage. It'd be horrendous if for some reason some one got a paper cut at the NY Times at the same time we were bombing the pirates motherships.
The NY Times would rant about the "collateral" damage.
TheBrutalTruth
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fuck the pirates, lets just bomb somalia. it's close enough.
Funny, but way to extreme, lol.
I like it, now, how do you sell Obama on it?
CrackerJax
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The problem is the area that needs to be patrolled looking for a craft the size of a speedboat is twice the size of Texas.Find out which port these turkeys came from and bomb that port. Warn the inhabitants to vacate the area and cream it good. If the next port wishes to harbor these thugs, they will do so at their own peril. I don't think it will take more than 1 or 2 ports vaporizing for the powers that be over there to understand they cannot win through piracy....
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Find out which port these turkeys came from and bomb that port. Warn the inhabitants to vacate the area and cream it good. If the next port wishes to harbor these thugs, they will do so at their own peril. I don't think it will take more than 1 or 2 ports vaporizing for the powers that be over there to understand they cannot win through piracy....
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apparently there are 100's of ports. i'm gonna go google earth it. see if i see any pirates. arg
CrackerJax
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Yes, but we already know of past ports that they came from... it will only take one or two. Chasing speedboats is futile and costly.
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TheBrutalTruth
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I have got to say, I got a thrill to hear a navy destroyer was in route (at full speed!)
I love american muscle!!!
Where's a Iowa Class Battleship when you need one?
Now that would be Muscle.
16" Cannons.
misshestermoffitt
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Destroyers are awesome. My bro was on this one and I got to visit it once and stand around on the helo pad on the fan tail. Good stuff.
Big P
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I have got to say, I got a thrill to hear a navy destroyer was in route (at full speed!)
I love american muscle!!!
I actually own 4 of these things. Waste of money if you ask me, they scare all the fish away
CrackerJax
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I hear Obama wants to rename the Destroyer to Dinghy Dingers... words have meaning.
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CrackerJax
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He went right off stage and asked his chief of staff... "What the hell is a Destroyer"?
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