Oh no, this is just not right.

[TigerClock]

This one creeped me out, I think the dad was more scared than the little girl. lol

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Holy fucking shit! Lol and the guy ends up with the bowl on his foot haha.

 

[silasraven]

I hope that is photo shopped.

so you live in florida, mind pming your address there this box with a nice gift, its got 8 legs 2 feet wide, drank a whole tank of toxic waste and now the offspring as big as cars. they are fuzzy and well just very darling.

 

[Winter Woman]

LOL Funny.

I almost died once when a friend driving freaked out over a bee in the car, he was more afraid of the bee than the 2 tons vehicles coming at us at 65 mph.

I can truly understand that.

 

[Winter Woman]

so you live in florida, mind pming your address there this box with a nice gift, its got 8 legs 2 feet wide, drank a whole tank of toxic waste and now the offspring as big as cars. they are fuzzy and well just very darling.

Lol, I've been waiting for some huge spider to knock on my door and ask me if I want to come out and play. They are everywhere.

 

[mysunnyboy]

mrs sunnyboy is the spider killer in this house. i got the creeps just reading this thread. don't forget we have these here too

 

[Orithil]

I have an insane reaction to spider venom, for some odd reason. I got bitten by a simple little jumping spider and it had me unable to get up off the couch for 3 days, running a 103°F fever and hallucinating. Doctors figure if I got bitten by a black widow I'd probably die in 20-30 minutes.

 

[BarnBuster]

Lol, I've been waiting for some huge spider to knock on my door and ask me if I want to come out and play. They are everywhere.

...or better yet, just for you WW.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

...or better yet, just for you WW.

Fucker !

I did not need to see that !!

Ya have me looking all around my office now.

Fucker !

 

[Winter Woman]

mrs sunnyboy is the spider killer in this house. i got the creeps just reading this thread. don't forget we have these here too
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Holy Shite! The girl at the veterinarian was showing me black widow nest on the over hang of the clinic. Creepy isn't a creepy enough word for it.

 

[Winter Woman]

I have an insane reaction to spider venom, for some odd reason. I got bitten by a simple little jumping spider and it had me unable to get up off the couch for 3 days, running a 103°F fever and hallucinating. Doctors figure if I got bitten by a black widow I'd probably die in 20-30 minutes.

Be careful, be very careful. They are out there in vast numbers and they know who you are.

 

[Orithil]

Be careful, be very careful. They are out there in vast numbers and they know who you are.

They know me by the smeared corpses of their friends I leave as a fucking warning. This redneck is not to be trifled with! LOL!

 

[Winter Woman]

...or better yet, just for you WW.

That thing was ON his foot. OMG, it could've run right up his leg.

 

[dannyboy602]

That's some scarey shit. Reminds me of the alien thing that sticks its tongue down your throat to breed.

 

[Winter Woman]

If I lived where ever that is I would never be able to relieve myself sitting down.

 

[stoned cockatoo]

That thing was ON his foot. OMG, it could've run right up his leg.

it is where the leg leads to that is the real problem

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

If I lived where ever that is I would never be able to relieve myself sitting down.

Times like that it's cool to be a young dude.
Piss on em from the safety of the bathtub.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

That thing was ON his foot. OMG, it could've run right up his leg.

Do you se the other one crawl out from the back left hinge

 

[Orithil]

Do you se the other one crawl out from the back left hinge

The one was all like...hey, you go for the crotch, I got the ass covered!

 

[RyanTheRhino]

I have an insane reaction to spider venom, for some odd reason. I got bitten by a simple little jumping spider and it had me unable to get up off the couch for 3 days, running a 103°F fever and hallucinating. Doctors figure if I got bitten by a black widow I'd probably die in 20-30 minutes.

People rarely die from black widow bites. It will give you sever nausea , localized pain , and other flu like symptoms.

Only young children and the elderly are truly at risk.

sounds like you may have actually been bitten by a BW. Or do you have some weird allergic reactions

 

[Orithil]

People rarely die from black widow bites. It will give you sever nausea , localized pain , and other flu like symptoms.

Only young children and the elderly are truly at risk.

sounds like you may have actually Ben bitten by a BW

Negative, it was a zebra spider, aka the common jumping spider.

I suppose I should clarify that I did go to a doctor about it, and was told it's like an allergic reaction, but that he had never seen or heard of anything like it before. Maybe it was a radioactive mutant jumping spider, and I'm fucking spiderman now, I dunno. But I knew my local spiders at the time. Black Widows are kindof hard to mistake for the much smaller jumping spider.