Women and Makeup. When is it too much?

Total Head

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this thread is funny. guys saying women should be less artificial all while fapping to supermodel porn.

i'm sure if all the women of the world decided to go on a makeup strike trojan would go out of business.

i personally don't care if a broad wears makeup at all. some women can pull it off nice and some can't. what i REALLY love though is a woman who never wears makeup and looks gorgeous anyway, and then one day she wears it for a special occasion and it's like woah.

as far as the "too much" question, if i can smell your makeup or see the cakiness from more than 5 feet away, that's too much. also if you have a fucking orange line around your face that doesn't work, either. too much eye makeup makes girls look easy.

i personally avoid women who try too hard. they are looking for something in particular and will drop you when they find it. high maintenance broads are nowhere near my style.
 

tet1953

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How about these old ladies plaster enough on to be a circus clown. They look so ridiculous. I am often tempted to tell them how ridiculous they look but so far I have managed to keep my mouth shut.
 

tet1953

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And what is with this lipstick where you have one color then outline with a dark color? It's grotesque. I saw one of the aforementioned little old ladies in the supermarket last night with lips like that. It's silly
 

medicalmaryjane

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what about those latin chola chicks with the high painted on eyebrows, they are the craziest shit i've ever seen



trannies always look kinda like that too LOL.
 

PeyoteReligion

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what about those latin chola chicks with the high painted on eyebrows, they are the craziest shit i've ever seen



trannies always look kinda like that too LOL.
Yes these are pretty bad. We had white chicks shave their eyebrows and draw them on and got pregnant at 15 to fit in with the Mexican chicks. Sooooo bad.
 

obijohn

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What about the collagen injected into the lips? That look is SOOO creepy, yet some women think it looks sexy. Instead it looks like they ran face first into a wall.
 

Morgan Lynn

Active Member
Dude that is so horrible.

But you know if you told them their makeup was awful they'd beat you up or try to forcably breed with you. Damn them women get pregnant quick.
 

Morgan Lynn

Active Member
"Oh you man enough to cum up in me but you aint man enough to take care of what comes out, get my nails and hair done, pay my rent and get me a new car?"
 

xKuroiTaimax

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I do foundation, eyeliner and eyeshadow, most days Without the eyeshadow unless I'm having a color theme day. Somedays foundation only. I only wear a mineral powder or very light mouse to powder. If I can feel I'm wearing it, it's too much. I don't like drawn on eyebrows, fake tan, pouty lips or lip liner. My own mother tries to get me to wear lipstick but even as someone who likes to pose in lingerie, I said I felt like a hooker. I look like I'm trying to be too old in lipstick. I don't even like wearing lipgloss, it makes me feel like I'm a walking blowjob invitation or something.
 

bowlfullofbliss

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For me, less is more......you're not hiding anything ladies. It just looks like you think you are.

There was a post earlier about the girls with the most were an easy lay.....I second that. They were there to party and get it on....
 

xKuroiTaimax

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I have very sensitive skin, and when I have a flare up I get random discolored patches, so I have to cover that up, but I don't use bronzed or blusher, that feels a bit artificial to me, if it's giving the impression of flushed cheeks or literally shading your face like a drawing; but I do wear eyeshadow because I like to match bright colours with what I'm wearing, plus I'm dark skinned so It makes me a bit more visible lol
 

Total Head

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What about the collagen injected into the lips? That look is SOOO creepy, yet some women think it looks sexy. Instead it looks like they ran face first into a wall.

that is the absolute worst. even when i was a kid i thought it looked awful. it's like half of their inner lip has been swollen outward. why am i seeing your inner lip on the outside of your face?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
stripers always smell like too much body spray. what is that shit, the $5 stuff from duane reed?


anywyz, i try not to wear a lot of makeup but i do have blemishes soeties and i will try to cover them up. i don't wear foundation, that stuff is gross.

I tried making body spray once.
But I couldn't grind the body fine enough ... :cuss: clogged sprayer
cn
 
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