Drug Test - Do NOT Use Synthetic Urine - I Just Got "Invalid Test" From Using It!!!

[doc111]

Wow. Are most of you from the US? I hear testing is a very big business down there. Here in Canada, I have never had to take a drug test for an occupation, ever. And I have had many different jobs over the years. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it happens in Canada, but man, it's so rampant in the US.

I don't get it.. why are all these companies persecuting marijuana smokers? Most other drugs are gone from your system in a few days, whereas MJ sticks around for a month. Doesn't make any sense. I feel for all you people having to go through this. It must be humiliating to test positive.

I've never failed a drug test (knock on wood) and I've taken a shit ton of 'em! I probably should've failed most of them but I've been using synthetic urine for years and have never had a problem. It is what they use to calibrate testing equipment. I'm not sure how they can tell the difference without very expensive and time consuming tests.

Down here in the U.S. drug testing has become a huge industry. Most insurance companies are requiring the companies they insure to drug test their employees. It doesn't make any sense and quite frankly I was sick of taking them. That's one of the reasons I became self employed. Drug tests are humiliating and unfairly punish cannabis users. They are even doing drug tests on almost anybody who is involved in an accident where injuries or death occur. I understand why they do it but if you smoked a joint 2 weeks prior, you could be arrested or sued for drugged driving even though you weren't intoxicated at the time of the crash! It's absurd!

 

[anonymuss]

after noticing your so new and you put up a link to a company that sells real piss for testing i cant help but feel you might not be honest with use, basically i wonder if you are part of that company trying to start a rumor to help your company profit. i will take that statement back if you prove me wrong, but until others we all know fail and back you up i say bullshit to you. i have witnessed with my own eyes 5 friends i work and smoke with pass within the last year alone. my buddy sitting here with with me says you if you are telling the truth you failed the minute you walked out of bathroom and handed luke warm piss to nurse. she wont say you failed there they will act as if alls well

he hasnt chimed in ONCE on his own thread in over 2 months so im inclined to agree with that assumption

ban the spammer

 

[NoDrama]

I have used synthetic urine over 20 times. Haven't gotten any grief yet.

 

[schwa]

im using this stuff called golden shower tomorrow morning.....i really need this to work....ill post in a week or so and let you guys know.

 

[bluewavexx]

i used quick fix and magnum products with success within the last 2 weeks.

 

[ExDex1x1]

The only way to really detox is to stop smoking for at least 48 hours, take Niacin pills, work out, chug water like a mother fucker, take supplement creatine to replenish the diminished levels of creatine in your urine since you're going to be flushing with so much water, sitting in a sauna for extended periods of time also helps. If you have a slow metabolism you need more than 48 hours, if you have a fast metabolism (you can eat like a mother fucker and still stay skinny) then you'll take less time to cleanse, but again the more time you have clean the better.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

In a previous life I was the guy that administered the test and had to watch your "Junk" to see the cup being filled. Pretty tough to use fake piss to pass those tests.
A couple of years ago the owner of the company I work for was pretty pissed at one of our employees who was an obvious stoner (and a piece of shit), she told me that she would piss test the whole place in a flash if she knew I could pass.
I told her there was no way I could pass a test & she laughed and said "I guess that settles that".
Its good to be valuable - I smoke daily with out a worry.

 

[redivider]

synthetic urine works.

i used apple juice mixed with water warmed in the microwave til it was almost boiling, put it in one of those bags they put on your head when you feel sick, stuffed it in my pants, went to the lab, put applejuice and water mixed in the cup, and i passed.

i was in highschool, at a lab, my parents were like: go to this lab at this time, and we'll see if your using drugs, you can't fool them...... yeah right.....

 

[buddhalover425]

I use syntetic one called quickfix works everytime - but I here some test can detect it and apparently your test is one of them

yeah i used quikfix just last week here in the NW.worked great just like the 100 times i used it before....i hope they dont really start detecting synthetic urine around here...i would be fucked!

also did u use a hand warmer to keep it warm? test that arent warm enough will be invalid.also now they have bigger cups and they want more sample so i have to use 2 at a time just to be enough

 

[doc111]

The only way to really detox is to stop smoking for at least 48 hours, take Niacin pills, work out, chug water like a mother fucker, take supplement creatine to replenish the diminished levels of creatine in your urine since you're going to be flushing with so much water, sitting in a sauna for extended periods of time also helps. If you have a slow metabolism you need more than 48 hours, if you have a fast metabolism (you can eat like a mother fucker and still stay skinny) then you'll take less time to cleanse, but again the more time you have clean the better.

Ummm, we're not talking about detox here. This thread is claiming that synthetic urine doesn't work anymore because testing labs now have some way to test for synthetic urine products. He is stating that you should use actual clean, human piss, which you can evidently order off of the internet. What you are talking about isn't a detox anyways. It's a desperate attempt to dillute and then make your urine "appear" undilluted. That's it! Sometimes it works. Most of the time, these days, it doesn't. I wouldn't even attempt to flush my system these days. I would just refuse the test if I knew I couldn't pass it.

 

[RawBudzski]

Use your nearest sober friends urine.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Use your nearest sober friends urine.

I had one of those once - damn boring if you ask me.

 

[DaLeftHandMan]

The mrs is my source of clean urine! lucky for me she doesnt like this stuff! lol

 

[joe macclennan]

i always heard they could tell the diferance between male and female urine. something to do w/hormone levels.
ah ..mr. lefthand man u r pregnant! lol
anyways i think it would be prudent to at least use urine from the same sex.
just a thought.
joe

 

[racerboy71]

i use the quickfix.. must have used it abouit ten times now, and never, not once have i had a fail.. this is complete bs..

 

[doc111]

i use the quickfix.. must have used it abouit ten times now, and never, not once have i had a fail.. this is complete bs..

My experience has been similar. I swear by the stuff.

And to the person that asked if they can tell if it's female or male urine? Yes and no. Yes they could tell if they were actually testing for "hormone" levels but drug tests don't look for hormone levels. They simply test for whatever drugs the panel test is looking for. Nothing more.

 

[keifcake]

your temp was low or your fake piss was older than a year. i have used it for 4 years now 2 diferent brands a dozen times at a different clinic each time. their is a video on u-tube where a reporter take fake piss to a lab to find out what it is, the tech said it comes up as urin and he know from the start it was a test to see if the fake piss can trick him. he said it passes. only way to tell if its fake is if the test it for dna.

Cant be low temp, itd get rejected immediatly.. he wouldnt have left without peeing again...

I always used a clean person.. If you seal it in a bottle with no air and light free itll keep for months..

 

[racerboy71]

Cant be low temp, itd get rejected immediatly.. he wouldnt have left without peeing again...

I always used a clean person.. If you seal it in a bottle with no air and light free itll keep for months..

there is no way on god's green earth that urine is going to keep for months.. piss gets nasty after a couple of days, max, air and light tight or not ime..

 

[keifcake]

synthetic urine works.

i used apple juice mixed with water warmed in the microwave til it was almost boiling, put it in one of those bags they put on your head when you feel sick, stuffed it in my pants, went to the lab, put applejuice and water mixed in the cup, and i passed.

i was in highschool, at a lab, my parents were like: go to this lab at this time, and we'll see if your using drugs, you can't fool them...... yeah right.....

Best way to keep it warm is put in a 4 oz narrow bottle. The shape of an elmers glue bottle, but not that it has a pointy tip on it.. The campsoap bottles in walmart are perfect.. gotta wash em out really well tho... also need to use teflon tape on the thread to keep it air/water tight.
Ace bandage it to you upper inner thigh and you can wear it all day if you need to..

I used to work at a place with randoms like every week. how gay.. fuck that shit... i had to quite.

 

[keifcake]

there is no way on god's green earth that urine is going to keep for months.. piss gets nasty after a couple of days, max, air and light tight or not ime..

Umm... how are you gonna tell me it isnt??? Personal experience.. it will... for sure!!!


Piss needs air to oxidize... no air means no oxidization... the oxidization is what makes piss stink and get nasty...
How else could you order some non synthetic off the net??
I guess they pee as the orders come in and overnight to you...