what is the best non-violent form of revenge

plantsinpants

plantsinpants

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what non violent punishment would be justifiable for someone stealing your plants for the second time after being let off the hook the first time

because the first time he was a troubled 17 year old and i was a 21 year old who once was where he was so i let him go even tho he had stolen my 4 plant ( 2 lbs for sure ),,
then 5 years later and in a different location this litle fellah decides to do the unthinkable and steal twice that much this time,,, so i really really really wanted to settle this mano E mano
but i know this punk will call the cops and i wont risk my liberty for such a perisite( although i wouuuld fucking love to put my hands on him)

so i know theres some twisted devious fuckers here that can help me plot a non-violent revenge lol well no physichal violence ,,lol
here is a list of things i thougt of
toilet paper or sand in gas tank ( he has a 4x4 truck heis really proud of)
burning his truck... ( what?? its not physichal violence lol )

if you think this is too bad you wouldnt like my first idea, afterall this dirtbag has stolen arround 5-6 lbs from me , i think they sold it all or traded for crack:sad: remember no physical violence
 
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Keenly

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if you can get it to where he trusts you, take his phone and ditch some where a few hours outside of town, some where where he knows how to get back but its a looooooong walk


give him time to think about what dick move that was


drop his phone off on his doorstep
 
plantsinpants

plantsinpants

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Keenly said:
if you can get it to where he trusts you, take his phone and ditch some where a few hours outside of town, some where where he knows how to get back but its a looooooong walk


give him time to think about what dick move that was


drop his phone off on his doorstep
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thanks keenly but thats way too gentle,, a simple walk isnt worth 5lbs of multistrain nugs,,
i want to make his life miserable for a while
 
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strain stalker

New Member
I got a good idea for you. Ever heard of "Limburger cheese?" Dude, my dad had one of my brothers to smear this shit on a neighbor's interior of their car because they kept stealing dad's parking spot. THEY COULDN'T EVEN SELL THE CAR AFTERWARDS! It stuck soooooooooooo bad! It smells like hot dead bodies!

Check it out, smear this shit all over his interior and smear it on his muffler (all over the muffler! LOL) everyone will smell him a mile away!!!! .... It really is just cheese, but you should wear some gloves when you do it. He will soooooooooooo want to kick your ass for this one....LOL

I got this info off of Wikipedia
Read >
Limburger is most-well known for its very pungent odor which is caused by bacteria that live in the rind. It has often been described as having the same odor as smelly feet. In its first month, the cheese is more firm and crumbly, similar to the texture of feta cheese. After about six weeks, the cheese becomes softer along the edges but is still firm on the inside and can be described as salty and chalky. After two months of its life, it is mostly creamy and much smoother. Once it reaches three months, the cheese produces its notorious odor.
 
SirNastyFinger

SirNastyFinger

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strain stalker said:
I got a good idea for you. Ever heard of "Limburger cheese?" Dude, my dad had one of my brothers to smear this shit on a neighbor's interior of their car because they kept stealing dad's parking spot. THEY COULDN'T EVEN SELL THE CAR AFTERWARDS! It stuck soooooooooooo bad! It smells like hot dead bodies!

Check it out, smear this shit all over his interior and smear it on his muffler (all over the muffler! LOL) everyone will smell him a mile away!!!! .... It really is just cheese, but you should wear some gloves when you do it. He will soooooooooooo want to kick your ass for this one....LOL

I got this info off of Wikipedia
Read >
Limburger is most-well known for its very pungent odor which is caused by bacteria that live in the rind. It has often been described as having the same odor as smelly feet. In its first month, the cheese is more firm and crumbly, similar to the texture of feta cheese. After about six weeks, the cheese becomes softer along the edges but is still firm on the inside and can be described as salty and chalky. After two months of its life, it is mostly creamy and much smoother. Once it reaches three months, the cheese produces its notorious odor.
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+ rep for creativity :leaf:
 
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jeebuscheebus

Active Member
Get very small cubic zerconia and put them on his wind shield wipers. When he turns on the wipers it is scratch city.
I read it in a book about revenge. I'm sure you can track it down.
 
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Crusso

Active Member
there is no such thing as a positive form of revenge because all the intention is negative

accept what happened and be thankful nobody is hurt.(yet)

i know its hard but if you are spiritual i know you can do it

if your not spiritual(and you suspect your karma is already bad which is why you started this thread)...go with the special stinky cheese on interior of his car.

remember karma will reward you and just know he will get what he deserves without your intention
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

stays relevant.
Nothing says "you fucked up" like leaving a hatchet stabbed into the drivers side door of his vehicle... Nothing discreet about it, and when he see's it he will shit bricks and I promise you that it is something he will NEVER forget.

You'll have that motherfucker looking over his back for the next 5 years.
 
mexiblunt

mexiblunt

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I like your idea growtech. I forgive easily myself but fool me once kinda thing the second time around is not pretty! I am not violent either so payback in a financial or emotional way is the way. Put the fear in him for the 5 years you put trust in him.
 
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GoldenGloves

Active Member
Get a few cans of chemical paint stripper an toss it on that fuckers truck.
You would have to reapply it to get a good effect in.

I know you said non violent, but personally I would just pay someone (he dont
know) to rough him up or scare the shit out of him.

He obviously doesnt have any respect for you, an isnt afraid of any consequences
so he'll probly do it again if he has the chance
 
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smoking chef

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Put a couple of whole fresh eggs under his car seats. a few months go by and the eggs break from being so old. or just butt fuck his girlfriend and video tape it.
 
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dutch29681

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Wow??some are good ideas others sound like something a bitch that u cheated on would do......me I'd Nick on his door beat his ass shuve a brick up his ass and fuck his mom....but non violent. ..I'd put his crack bringe to an end make him lose his job. ..so way to do grow some balls poke a hole in his gas tank get 5 gallons of gas poor it every were light it on fire....Get all the cars so every body will be pissed..but nobody will no who...then when they get another car make them get another...maybe even call the cops and say this dude just lit this car on fire and walked in his house..



But if u wont him to suffer buy some crack hide it in a place a cop would find it but he wouldn't look driving to work. ...then call the cops and say this Guy just bought something from this mown drug dealer in the naboorhood and this Guy is driving a truck and is on main St. ; )..

That's the bitch way tho...
 
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dutch29681

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Wow??some are good ideas others sound like something a bitch that u cheated on would do......me I'd Nick on his door beat his ass shuve a brick up his ass and fuck his mom....but non violent. ..I'd put his crack bringe to an end make him lose his job. ..so way to do grow some balls poke a hole in his gas tank get 5 gallons of gas poor it every were light it on fire....Get all the cars so every body will be pissed..but nobody will no who...then when they get another car make them get another...maybe even call the cops and say this dude just lit this car on fire and walked in his house..



But if u wont him to suffer buy some crack hide it in a place a cop would find it but he wouldn't look driving to work. ...then call the cops and say this Guy just bought something from this mown drug dealer in the naboorhood and this Guy is driving a truck and is on main St. ; )..

That's the bitch way tho...
 
bob+marley

bob+marley

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GrowTech said:
Nothing says "you fucked up" like leaving a hatchet stabbed into the drivers side door of his vehicle... Nothing discreet about it, and when he see's it he will shit bricks and I promise you that it is something he will NEVER forget.

You'll have that motherfucker looking over his back for the next 5 years.
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Put red paint all over the fucking place around his drivers door and then swing a pick axe into the door :D
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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find out where he parks his truck.

put a dozen clones (make sure they are in seperate pots) in the bed, with some cheap soil and mebbe some miracle grow.


make an 'anonymous tip'

I say one dastardly deed deserves another... and why not play the system in the process? that way it will cost him time, freedom, and money.
 
StreetRider

StreetRider

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super glue in ALL his locks.

Brick up his front door over night.

Subscribe him to every "Alternative" magazine you can find.

Remember almost anything you would do as revenge would be illegal. If he calls the cops are you ready to tell them the WHOLE story?
 
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