The UK Growers Thread!

[waynethenewbie]

had some Autos outdoor have been pretty shit this year all strains i done .weather and some got crushed.
ive got purple#1 flowering outdoor north w uk.its freezing, gale force and been pissing down for a few days heavy every week.
i dont know anyone whose done this strain to ask it says there a hardy plant can take our climate but its nearly %70 humidity at night.
ive never done this strain and know its a pretty old 1 by dutch passion so bit stuck on the harvest time in the u.k

have you tried Royal Critical auto 9 weeks to harvest as thinking of getting some ready for next year

 

[dazzyballz]

See im it says october its ready but from now till then the weathers gonna b awful i rekon.
i dunno wether to cut my losses and get some bud,but there aint loads on them mo hopefully the weather will pick up but im in lake district its always wet.
theres pics on my journal from thu. Theres a good few buds on them but theyll get bigger if suns out
.i havent a clue what it is apart from its called purple #1 i think it could be a indica but fook knows dude.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Aye we're only here once man gotta have a good time aint we mate, yeh im alright.mate hanging in there yano. Im about 8 cans and 6 lines in feeling charged lol at work in tje morning too gonna be a messy morning lol, hows u man hope alls well man what u running atm?

Haha save a bit charge for breakfast mate lol. I'm not growing til I move be about a months time.

 

[dazzyballz]

have you tried Royal Critical auto 9 weeks to harvest as thinking of getting some ready for next year

Gonna try a few new strains outdoor them auto super sknk would have been good if they never got crushed.will be putting them out in june instead july i think next year.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Do you need change of a fiver for the vending machine? Lol
Do you remember those keyrings that if you whistled they'd beep so you could find them?
Bloody good idea that and would have saved me getting tutted at ffs lol

Haha the bunnies are expert contortionists man I've got em in the works taxing twixes for me.

 

[Ghettogrower187]

@waynethenewbie its far past shop talk man save it till monday...this is the uk thread...weekends for getting messy and sharing it lol

 

[Ghettogrower187]

Haha save a bit charge for breakfast mate lol. I'm not growing til I move be about a months time.

Good idea but also a bad idea lol can go either way at 7 on the morning lol....domt think il.br growimg till after xmas need money to rent another gaff man this place is a no go now need a new place to.set shop up in? Goimg for a new job in 2 weeks where i can earn enougj to set up again.....been 3 days clean off weed now and got a tub full its temptation to the max lol like adam and the forbiddan fruit haha

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

If there's any left for breakfast is really the point haha. I've got to get my shit going asap really soon as I'm in tents up.

 

[THE KONASSURE]

have you tried Royal Critical auto 9 weeks to harvest as thinking of getting some ready for next year

With auto indica doms your best bet is to go for cheap seeds and plant loads and pick the taller ones to grow on

I would say go with sativa doms for uk summer, from march/may is a good time to put them outside frost depending, and the long days we get you want the plant to run for 3 months maybe 4 months when were getting 20c to 35c days in the biggest pots or flower beds you have

Load them with K in the last 4 to 6 weeks and you seem to get more taste, used to feed less but noticed outdoor plants taste more like dirty if you underfeed them.

Indica dom autos are great if you want tiny plants, they work ok for winter too because they are small and flower faster so you can try and flower them off between frost spells

Like no matter what you do around 20 to 40% of indica dom autos will be tiny, so I hate paying over £2 a bean for them

 

[Bunduki]

Who the fuk are you?

I was a candidate for Minister of Thread Stalking but I accidentally posted

 

[oscaroscar]

I love all this auto talk. I might fill that with them instead of the exo's I've got ready to go in.
I've been sweating my plums off cleaning and hoovering but I needed to get all the yellow crispy leaves up ffs

 

[oscaroscar]

@waynethenewbie its far past shop talk man save it till monday...this is the uk thread...weekends for getting messy and sharing it lol

If my mrs fucks off to bed before twelve I think I'll try one of those blue and silver redbulls. Glad I've got no Punishers left lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

I've just had another and a shower. this town is too small, I walked half hour home and bumped into an ex, a mate wanting me to go to a gozilla marathon the morrow and passed a fight over a pissed lass in between. least the toon won.

 

[oscaroscar]

I've just had another and a shower. this town is too small, I walked half hour home and bumped into an ex, a mate wanting me to go to a gozilla marathon the morrow and passed a fight over a pissed lass in between. least the toon won.

Hahaha I've never been out in Newcastle. It's sounds like a place I'd enjoy. Godzilla marathon? Is that a load of Godzillas running 26 miles?
I've done half of a silver and grey redbull about fifteen minutes ago and I'm having a squidgy black joint on the downstairs bog waiting to see what happens lol

 

[oscaroscar]

I might have my Godzilla hands in a bit but I doubt I could run a marathon

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

I'm pretty wrecked and thinking of it, he's the type of guy to think up putt5ing a godzilla marathon on at the same time as the great north run and finding it hilarious. fucking weirdo he is.

I've been doing gg4 and psychosis volcano's this evening like they've been going out of fashion. mixing a nug of plemon and psycho was interesting. could murder a squidgy jakey anytime and I aint smoked baccy for years.

 

[Roobarb]

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When you said you was playing with rabbits, my first thought was the battery operated kind. Glad you cleared that up.

 

[THE KONASSURE]

I love all this auto talk. I might fill that with them instead of the exo's I've got ready to go in.
I've been sweating my plums off cleaning and hoovering but I needed to get all the yellow crispy leaves up ffs View attachment 3777671

what`s the Exo like ? clone only ?

Thought all uk peeps were allowed to grow is their own strain of "banging cheese" ? lol

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

i think you'd have to be pretty weird not to enjoy a night out in newcastle. it's bonkers wall to wall. something for everyone.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

When you said you was playing with rabbits, my first thought was the battery operated kind. Glad you cleared that up.

christ like it some sordid euphemism hahah