Can I Sue???

[ClaytonBigsby]

I need some money, so I am starting this "Can I Sue?" thread, where we can ask each other opinions on whether or not we could have a case. Let's save ourselves, and attorneys, some time here and bounce ideas off of each other. I mean, clearly it's MFers like us (not really working) who make up jury pools, am I right?


l'll go first

I just made a triple decker PB&J and discovered a rock in my sammich about 1.5x the size of a pea.


CAN I SUE?!?!?!?!?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Yes. But it wont pay anything unless there are damages. Did you happen to bite the rock and cause yourself any injury?

I just ripped my pants and scratched my thigh on a sharp edge of a local business's door. They fit me just right and now they are ruined. I have an interview tomorrow for my dream job but all my confidence has ebbed out of me because they were my lucky pants. Then I got distracted thinking about it (PTSD?) while driving home and smashed my car into four other cars over two blocks. Oh, it was Papa John's where i ripped my pants and cut myself.

Can I sue?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Yes. But it wont pay anything unless there are damages. Did you happen to bite the rock and cause yourself any injury?

Not yet....

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Also, the other day my wife was putting away a can of beans from the store and since she's only 5'4" she half assed it on the top shelf. When I opened the cabinet door the next day, the can fell out and hit me right in the fucking eye!

CAN I SUE?!?!?!!?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Also, the other day my wife was putting away a can of beans from the store and since she's only 5'4" she half assed it on the top shelf. When I opened the cabinet door the next day, the can fell out and hit me right in the fucking eye!

CAN I SUE?!?!?!!?

They shouldn't be allowed to make cabinets like that. Sue!

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

why cant we sue God? since the Church acts as his mouth piece they can act as his wallet as well.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

They shouldn't be allowed to make cabinets like that. Sue!

I didn't even think of that. I was going to sue my wife! THIS, this is why I started this thread.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I just ripped my pants and scratched my thigh on a sharp edge of a local business's door. They fit me just right and now they are ruined. I have an interview tomorrow for my dream job but all my confidence has ebbed out of me because they were my lucky pants. Then I got distracted thinking about it (PTSD?) while driving home and smashed my car into four other cars over two blocks. Oh, it was Papa John's where i ripped my pants and cut myself.

Can I sue?

How did it go down? Did you slip on a freshly mopped floor? After the accident, did you stay in your car crying aloud "just look at my pants!!!" ????

I'd look at this as a juror

 

[Gary Goodson]

Funny thread


I got shit face drunk on shiner bock(one of my favs) wanted to show one of my friends supercroping/bending and went to town on a plant 6 weeks into flower. I was shocked when I woke up the next morning and saw what I did. Can I sue shiner for pain and suffering?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I love Shiner Bock. Drank it religiously when I went to UNT.

Unfortunately, Gary, you may be ass out if the plant is illegal in your state.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I love Shiner Bock. Drank it religiously when I went to UNT.

Unfortunately, Gary, you may be ass out if the plant is illegal in your state.

You are a certified paralegal sir

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Thanks Gary. I think I would be a great judge.

 

[ODanksta]

I had my water pump replaced the other day, and the new still leaks.. can I sue?

 

[mr sunshine]

I bought condoms (lubricated) I turned on my phone found something called afromans bbw orgy... put the condom on the right way. And proceeded to rub one out.... half way threw I slipped came back down hard on my head I wasn't ready the pullback tore a little bit of foreskin.(I'm very tight) CAN I SUE?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I had my water pump replaced the other day, and the new still leaks.. can I sue?

Not only should you sue, you should go in there and tear the place apart! don;t even give them the opportunity to make it right. Let them know you mean business!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I bought condoms (lubricated) I turned on my phone found something called afromans bbw orgy... put the condom on the right way. And proceeded to rub one out.... half way threw I slipped came back down hard on my head the I wasn't ready the pullback tore a little bit of foreskin.(I'm very tight) CAN I SUE?

I'm not sure what you said, but it sounds like that condom didn;t really protect you. Definitely sue!!!

 

[mr sunshine]

I'm not sure what you said, but it sounds like that condom didn;t really protect you. Definitely sue!!!

chu dnt

 

[mr sunshine]

Chu didnt understate the Englishh or wha happen?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Chu didnt understate the Englishh or wha happen?

Wappita?

 

[mr sunshine]

Wappita?