Can I Sue???

Say, this guy I know just followed some erroneous web-advice to ingest a poisonous legume. He now has lost the use of his legs (so far) and has thousand in hospital bills. Can he sue? If so, who can he sue? The poster? The website?

Unclebaldrick said:

Say, this guy I know just followed some erroneous web-advice to ingest a poisonous legume. He now has lost the use of his legs (so far) and has thousand in hospital bills. Can he sue? If so, who can he sue? The poster? The website?

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Was it finshaggy? Sounds like his bitch ass

Before i quit renting homes to section 8 people or welfare families i had a tennant sue me because his drunk wife fell down the basement steps & broke her leg in 3 places , they blamed her fall on the hand rail they took dow being missing , their attorney asked for $50,000 to settle out of court , his claim was "Loss of wifely duties " , she couldnt cook clean or fuck & they wanted me to give em $50 grand .

Stupid fucks didnt remember my son takes pics when the lease is signed & made them initial every pic when they brought the deposit to the office , they didnt get shit except an evection , so they stole my fridge & stove plus trashed the joint when they left .

If your old lady will play along give her a toss down the steps & blame the landlords missing railing after you take it down & hide it , that should be good for a quick $20 grand , if her leg dont break from the fall you could curb stomp it & it'll snap like a twig

can i sue finshaggy for eye rape???

i feel he engaged intercourse with my eyes in a sexual,forceful, and violent way with his threads and countless posts

im asking for a 3-some with his mother and sister or 1.11 billion bitcoins / google pennies

I bought some Levi's, but they were 2-4 sizes smaller than what they had claimed to be!
Can I sue?

I miss @charface

Can I sue?

I just read this thread...can i sue??

You guys aren;t much help. I decided to throw the rock away. Tonight is $1 tacos at the bar and I need all of my teeth to enjoy them. Maybe tomorrow....

I am in my 2wd Chevy silverado had my.lawnmower and a new steel door for my room in the bed of truck get to my house pull in back yard and sink like a sob. I have been in 30 degree weather pouring rain my yard is about 4 inches under water... Can I sue?

ClaytonBigsby said:

You guys aren;t much help. I decided to throw the rock away. Tonight is $1 tacos at the bar and I need all of my teeth to enjoy them. Maybe tomorrow....

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Ok if your girl wont take one for the team how bout grams ?

She should be bout ready to get out the joint by now ya can have her bite into the rock & bust her false teefs all up , now you both can sue , she sue's cause her false teeth got broke up & you sue over the stress it caused you seeing grandma without her teeth , you have night terrors from seeing her gum a bologna sammich with lettuce .

I think you could prove severe mental stress .

I bought a fake vagina at a local sex shop that is supposed to get warm and vibrate. Although it plugs into the wall, it was missing the UL approval label. I was really horny, so I plugged it in and got to work. All of the sudden, the lights dimmed and I was blown back against the wall on the opposite end of the bedroom. I came harder than I ever have before; my load shot out, hit the ceiling fan base before the fan came crashing down and broke my foot. My question is, who do I sue? The vagina company, Com ed, the fan manufacturer? I took good pics of my burnt dick and broken foot, oddly I can't tell which pics are which...

My grandparents got t-boned by an uninsured driver, in order to get some $$ out of the Ins companies my grandmother, the passenger, sued my grandfather, the driver and got something like $25g's out of it..go sue your wife.

So i came to denver and i got my ass kicked . I dont think it likes me. Fuck it im outty. Its warmer in arizona.


lost my thouht.....can i sue for gettin my ass kicked?

dannyboy602 said:

So i came to denver and i got my ass kicked . I dont think it likes me. Fuck it im outty. Its warmer in arizona.


lost my thouht.....can i sue for gettin my ass kicked?

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did you start the physical confrontation???

if you did then there's not much ground unless the foot went inside your anal cavity you can sue for rape, uncomfortable sitting and nightmares

sounds like you better call Saul

I went to test drive a motorcycle on craigslist today. I was going pretty fast in an unfamiliar neighborhood. I rolled back the throttle full open in a turn and discovered the next street was a T. I didn;t have time to do much but jump up and push the bike down to prepare for jumping the curb. I hit it perfectly perpendicular and went up the sidewalk and toward the house where I crashed though the window. The was some old bloke drinking hot tea and he spilled it on me burning me pretty good. He was really angry and started hitting me with a bat while I tried to get the bike started after jumping back out the window. I finally got it going again and headed back to the seller's house. I didn;t really have time to look at the bike to see what kind of damage it had so I throttled it again pulling into his driveway and shot it out from under me spinning it into his garage while I rolled into his lawn. He was yelling and screaming so I got up and ran into the street where I was hit by a GD UPS driver. They called an ambulance and I just got home.

Who the hell do I sue? The guy selling the bike never even asked if I have a motorcycle license (I don;t)