Your First Joint

omg i love cheezeits....

I'm more of a Dorito guy myself.

omg the best is the chedder munchies in the bag... omg sooo dankkkk

Haha yeah doth are amazing

doth... lol
o had no idea what you were talking about lol!
ohhh oh so blown...

BOTH** LOL doth sounds like a german word

now doth you and ahhhing ba ding........

Not my first time but the most memorable...
16 years old. My friends and I were getting drunk in my basement playing n64. We 'borrowed' (stole) some grass from my sister and smoked out of a tin foil pipe, then I proceeded to kick ass in goldeneye - one of my friends is very German (and fluent) so we started ragging on him so hard (-5 kills), he started cursing in german; it was hilarious. We were all in tears.

Haha thats awesome sounds like fun

My friends and I had a Proximity Mine Nonproliferation Treaty... we had to ban them because if you died, your next 1-3 spawns would be directly on a proximity mine.

i was like 14 or 15 and my neighbor was smoking a bong on his back porch... lets just say he opened up new doors for me

The first time I got stoned, my mom was there, and she never noticed even though I was laughing hysterically at everything she said...

MY first joint wasn't that great just because my friend and I didn't have real good shit... But my first time I ever smoked was with a different friend and we got about a half O and smoked all of it in one night in his bowl... I was so fucked.... I've never been that messed up before....

i still remeber my first joint or joints i was 14 my mate ricky stole most of his mums bud and we rolled 6 joints and smoked them by ourself man i was tripping we were walking down the street so slow eating subway i thought my mum and dad were behind me i freaked out haha but it turned out 2 be a old couple then we started playing with fly spray and a lighter an i almost burnt off his arm i was in hystircs lol

New Years eve about 5 years ago. I was at my boyfriend's apartment and him and his roomies were pros. There were about 7 of us there that night. They took 2 swishers (i think) and stuck them together to make one long ass blunt... literally. Had to hold up the thing with 2 hands lol. Anyway, they made 2 of those g'd things and started passing em around. I didn't smoke and hated the taste of cigars so when the blunts got small enough they talked me into taking a charge. They kept telling me to "take it up the nose" lol. So they probably gave me about 5 charges, and I never puked so hard in my life, off the second story balcony no less . I swore I would never smoke weed again... next day (New Years Day) I discovered the bong *insert singing angels here* and i've been hooked ever since...

mellowyelow said:

...then we started playing with fly spray and a lighter an i almost burnt off his arm i was in hystircs lol

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we had compressed air fights... lol Take one can of compressed air that would clean your computer/electronics off with and turn it upside down and pull the trigger...not really sure what it does but what comes out is the cold CO2, I think. I've still got a scar on my leg where someone tagged me and it literally burned me (whatever that shit hits, it freezes on contact). That crap is like liquid nitrogen...funny as hell when your stoned.. not so great when your sober and tending to ur battle wounds...

Oh man I had my first bomb in winter 03 in someones alotment shed, it was light when we went in, by the time we came out the sun had went down and the guys with me convinced me that we had been in there for days

Oh man.. I worked at a gas station / convenience store / asian restaurant back in the day and it was right by a ghetto neighborhood so people were always coming in and buying blunts and shit. I had only smoked once or twice before, but I ended up buying a dime of some reggiez from one of these dudes. I tried to roll it in the back of the gas station, but that shit was hard. I had to call my friend to come roll it for me.

But dude, smoking a joint in a big beer cooler at work is awesome. I miss that cooler.

I was 12 out riding dirt bikes with some neighborhood friends, and one of em pulls a plastic bong out of his back pack. They were all older, and originally said I was too young to smoke, then they all got too high to remember and I got in on rotation. I was as giggle as a fucking school girl. they all pushed they're bikes with me for a while cuz there was no way i was riding. lol been smoking ever since. I wish I could still get that giggly feeling though.

I was about 12, my friend stole some off his older brother. We threw it in a bong and smoked it in his backyard. His parents knew we were high, and his brother knew it was his. But we didnt care. been smokin' ever since. Man I wish I could relive that first hit.