Your First Joint

I felt the curve of the earth!!!

DJmick said:

In 1977 I was in my neighbors garage with my friend tom. His older brothers were getting bored of getting the cat high. So they put a grocery bag over my head cut holes in the corners and blew supercharges through the holes.

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that sounds like something I just gotta try

I remember mine because it was so painful.
The cherry spat into my eye.

I'm supprised I even tried it again after that!

my first joint was when i was 16 i believe. i went outside on the porch behind the house, and got baked. i thought for sure i was dreaming; i had never previously experienced 'being high', so i started jumping to the ground on my side and on my stomach from 2-3 feet in the air, wondering why i couldnt feel anything. i was almost euphoric. it was pretty great.

started to hurt after a while of jumping though...

hah easy, rolled up a little nug joint with a buddy, fuckin thing lit like shit cuz we didnt know wtf we were doing, but we got high as fuck since we had just started smokin and it was unug

Well, i dont quite remember my first joint...but i remember one with such clarity that its to be remembered forever.

We got a satchel in petersburg, alaska and down there the chron int that great but we managed. So the girl brings us this bag back, we pay her then sit down to roll a joint....spark it up cough a bit hit it again then a little black line runs down the side of the paper and it split the roll in half. If hair didnt have such a pungent smell when it burned i never wouldve figured out what the hell it was. Apparently the lady she got this sack from had a couple cats and im pretty sure 2 cat hairs in a bag is an accident cause there isnt any real weight to be added in that. Still, the look on my buddies face was priceless when that mother lit up. Makes me chuckle thinkin of it.

The first ever time I had it was when I was about 14, I had hash at school dinnertime and fell asleep in maths.

shit i had my first spliff when i was 12. lol

first time was when i was 14 i went with a formerly good friend of mine to the park and we just smoked a small leaf wrapped joint, i then came back into the house feeling a litttle guilty when i just started uncontrollably laughing, i had enough sense that people would start catching on and went to my room and just focused on my high, terrific, still one of my best memories

My first joint was with my bros in he woods. Igot paranoid as shit!!!! i was 16

The First time i smoked a joint was when i was 17. It was lunchtime at the highschool my 11th grade. We had open lunch, so a few friends literally told me, brett, were going to get you fucking baked out, shutup and get in the car. 5 mins later we arrived at my friends house, they already had a fatty of NL rolled. I took my first hit and started coughing so hard, i ran to the kitchen sink to get some water. A few minutes later they sparked another joint and i sat in on the whole thing. I just remeber i couldnt say a single word or noise for the first 30 mins after i walked into the school avoiding both my varsity footbal coach and the assistant principal at the doors greeting students. Economics class was never the same again. From then on we always smoked before football practice and before games too, weed is a performance enhancing drug!!!

hmm i was a around 15-16 we got sum bomb buds from some random college guys in a parking lot...it was some really nice smellin and heavy crystal coated buds..me and 4 buddies were out for a skate sesion and had a bowl that shit was smooth and tasty, after taste of cookies...i wish i knew what the hell it was lol...we were all spacy and went to Mcdonals we were spaced out and pretended we were spacemen on the mmoon on the way in because everything felt slow and tingly at the head and feet it was awesome ..we had the munchies and had a bunch of 29 cent cheeseburgers and we were laughin our asses off...great times

my first joint was when i was 12, no i really knew smoked so i couldnt find anthing to smoke outta and didnt know how to make anything and i had seen some other kids rolling them and i just tried it and it wasnt bad at all

Though i posted about a joint i remember i remember my first bowl asked my friends older sister for a bowl an grabbed her wooden pipe too. I didnt smoke it at home cause i knew my parents would find out about it so i kicked it at my best friends house for the night. So we go outside, down the road a bit and put the nug in the pipe sparked er and waited...nothin happened. So after 20m we gave up and quit tryin to smoke it. We were just wasting our time. In retrospect, i know why...we just set the bowl in there...didnt bother packin it in so it didnt burn it. 11yrs old and lack of knowledge ftw.

i ripped the paper rolling my first jay
it was bs
i was pissed
now imma pro
even though i hate jays
i can roll a rello pretty well though

15 years old(Sophomore), on a date with with a 17 year old girl (Senior), I am nervous as hell cuz this girl was older and HOT. we are with another couple and we all end up over at the other guys apartment, he rolls up a fatty and lights it up and puff puff passes to me. Naturally i didn't want to look like a dork so I took a good hit and held it in without hackin a lung. My date and her friend both smoke some too, after about 10 minutes Im getting really relaxed. so me and this Hot girl are sitting on the couch and the other couple takes off and goes to another room,. My date looks at me and says " Do you feel funny"?. I responded by saying " Yeah I think it was the pot we smoked". She then lays a big ole kiss on me, after a few minutes of that were starting to take liberties with each other clothing. So Im feelin her up real good and am thinking 'GONNA GET LAID TONIGHT, FUCK YEAH!! When all of a sudden she jumps to her feet and hauls ass to the bathroom where she starts ralphing into the toilet. All hopes and dreams of getting laid that night were dashed in an instant. Ended up taking her home and had to wait another 2 whole weeks to get any.

I didn't get really high, just relaxed and felt on top of the world. the second time I smoked..DAMNNN that was a trip!

the first time i smoked, i think i was like 16, didnt really get high just like everybody else. Then a few days later i swung by my m8s flat to chill and listen to music. He had a few friends over and there was a bong in rotation. I hit it a few times just to look cool, not really thinking anything would happen. A few minutes later i was laughing my ass off at family guy( the dumbest fucking show on earth, i hate it!) ever since then ive had only mary jane to keep me company, i stopped watching tv abt a year ago.

i was 9 and me aand my friend frank were in a aabanded trailer aand he rolled a spliff and we toked. then we went in his room a took hits from da bong. untill we couldnt move lol

About 1981 or 1982, Sitting in a friends room on a beanbag in front of one of those old stereo jukebox lookin things with flashing colored lights on the front of it. ....Sizzled outta my mind listening to "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath for the very first time.
Warped me for life

my first joint was in an abandoned train station that i was doing graffiti in, my friend whips out a joint so i smoked it too, i didnt feel anything though i probably wasnt smoking it correctly