Kind of want most of this stuff. The restraints I'll pass on the penis enlarging thing. Mines already huge.I'm always getting a good laugh or a wtf moment when I stumble on these odd items for sale. It's begun to be a bit of an obsession! But Christmas is always a blast with presents like these..
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Lol ......That last ad misspells pussy and vagina in the same description. I don't think I'd trust it...
Pussy pump is LOL......now even the smallest of women can have a giant puffy vaginaKind of want most of this stuff. The restraints I'll pass on the penis enlarging thing. Mines already huge.
I've always wanted a giant puffy vagina. All my dreams are coming true.Pussy pump is LOL......now even the smallest of women can have a giant puffy vagina
You'll have to ditch your giant penis first Hun.......I've always wanted a giant puffy butthole ....wana have a pump party? I know it's not intended for butthole puffing ....but fuck the rules...I've always wanted a giant puffy vagina. All my dreams are coming true.
that thing will make it burst open like a over ripe banannaYou'll have to ditch your giant penis first Hun.......I've always wanted a giant puffy butthole ....wana have a pump party? I know it's not intended for butthole puffing ....but fuck the rules...
I said butt fuck ....he he
Getchu a girl that can do bothYou'll have to ditch your giant penis first Hun.......I've always wanted a giant puffy butthole ....wana have a pump party? I know it's not intended for butthole puffing ....but fuck the rules...
I said butt fuck ....he he
I have one .....she's the wifey and I've been with her forever for a reason.....Getchu a girl that can do both
All this bondage talk reminds me of a co-worker and how his experience turned me off to kinky shit.
It was a Thursday night back in '89 near Christmas time my coworker was at a bar and he picked up two blondes, thinking he was in for a threesome, they get a room ( he pays ) . The girls say we'll tie you to the bed and do kinky shit to you and he happily agrees, but he doesn't get what he is expecting . Tied to the bed post the girls strip him naked and begin to torture him with coat hangers, they gag him and beat the hell out of him . They burn him with cigarettes and lighters and with red hot coat hanger hooks . For hours this goes on and just before sun up they handcuff him naked to his steering wheel . After that I never even considered being tied up as funny.
That would ruin a good day and I'm sure would not make a bad day any better.All this bondage talk reminds me of a co-worker and how his experience turned me off to kinky shit.
It was a Thursday night back in '89 near Christmas time my coworker was at a bar and he picked up two blondes, thinking he was in for a threesome, they get a room ( he pays ) . The girls say we'll tie you to the bed and do kinky shit to you and he happily agrees, but he doesn't get what he is expecting . Tied to the bed post the girls strip him naked and begin to torture him with coat hangers, they gag him and beat the hell out of him . They burn him with cigarettes and lighters and with red hot coat hanger hooks . For hours this goes on and just before sun up they handcuff him naked to his steering wheel . After that I never even considered being tied up as funny.
Lol, I have never been tied up and you just listed off some good reasons not to. I've known people to get robbed by random hookups, but your story is better.. Thursday night in 89 you say. One hell of a memory you got there.. not the story cuz who could forget that, but a Thursday night.. lolAll this bondage talk reminds me of a co-worker and how his experience turned me off to kinky shit.
It was a Thursday night back in '89 near Christmas time my coworker was at a bar and he picked up two blondes, thinking he was in for a threesome, they get a room ( he pays ) . The girls say we'll tie you to the bed and do kinky shit to you and he happily agrees, but he doesn't get what he is expecting . Tied to the bed post the girls strip him naked and begin to torture him with coat hangers, they gag him and beat the hell out of him . They burn him with cigarettes and lighters and with red hot coat hanger hooks . For hours this goes on and just before sun up they handcuff him naked to his steering wheel . After that I never even considered being tied up as funny.
Thanks for the help there @tyler.durden , I breezed through it reading "Vegan sucker"That last ad misspells pussy and vagina in the same description. I don't think I'd trust it...
Awesome.....All this bondage talk reminds me of a co-worker and how his experience turned me off to kinky shit.
It was a Thursday night back in '89 near Christmas time my coworker was at a bar and he picked up two blondes, thinking he was in for a threesome, they get a room ( he pays ) . The girls say we'll tie you to the bed and do kinky shit to you and he happily agrees, but he doesn't get what he is expecting . Tied to the bed post the girls strip him naked and begin to torture him with coat hangers, they gag him and beat the hell out of him . They burn him with cigarettes and lighters and with red hot coat hanger hooks . For hours this goes on and just before sun up they handcuff him naked to his steering wheel . After that I never even considered being tied up as funny.