You know you're getting old when.........

you know you're getting old, when you drop your underpants and your bollox are still in them.

you know you're old when you have to physically show a kid how to use a nintendo because he's never seen one and you realize the system is almost 30 years old.

you know you're getting old, when you can tuck your knockers in your knickers

You know you getting old when you sound like a bowl of rice krispies just getting outa bed.

Peace

Asmallvoice

when someone tells you they grew up watching sponge bob

You realise you have hair growing out of places it just should not grow...

you know your old when you wake up and if your not in pain, your dead.

Dr. said the pain in my knees were arthritis, FML

you know you're getting old when you comb your hair and there is more hair in the comb when you're done then there is on your head..

When you spend an hour looking for your reading glasses and they're on your head.

When you, uhm, what now again? cn

when you finally realize you really can't trust a fart!

When you go to pick something up,bend down and say "UGH!!" and I'm just 23 lol..

When you talk to someone about Gilligans Island and they want to know if it is like survivor ...... or even better when you have to ask your grandkids who the hell are phineas and ferb

oldtimer54 said:

When you talk to someone about Gilligans Island and they want to know if it is like survivor ...... or even better when you have to ask your grandkids who the hell are phineas and ferb

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The day I knew I was old happened almost 30 years ago. I was walking behind a pair of kids who were talking music. One kid mentioned the Beatles.
"Who're they?"
"Oh, that was Paul McCartney's band before he had Wings."
They turned to see who'd tripped and why. cn

When it takes 6 minutes to pee.

when your trying to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks but you discover youre not wearing any

when people call you "sir".

bobtokes said:

you know you're getting old, when you drop your underpants and your bollox are still in them.

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When you ring your daughter and say have you seen my phone? And she says your talking on it aren't you.

When you go to the next room and can't recall why you came there or why you left the former room.