You Know You're a Stoner if....

When you pass out from smokin at night, then wake up in the morning mad that you passed out and didnt enjoy your high, then roll up another one

When u come home so high that someone thinks ur drunk
if you wonder if god allows ppl to smoke in heaven and the thought of him not scares the
shit outta u

AussieSesher420 said:

when you smoke a half smoked joint/blunt, then u put ur joint/blunt down to drink something to sooth ur KM, then turn around and start rolling some more to smoke then after your sober u wake up and notice you have a pile of half smoked joints on your room desk

hope that was funny

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haha yea it makes more sense high

esc420211 said:

When u come home so high that someone thinks ur drunk
if you wonder if god allows ppl to smoke in heaven and the thought of him not scares the
shit outta u

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you know your a stoner if you understand what this dude is saying

you know your a stoner if you type weed instead of wood. I did that on youtube.

growinthedesert said:

you know your a stoner if you type weed instead of wood. I did that on youtube.

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Were you the guy who posted the "Check Out My Morning Weed" video??

no thats not me. I posted a comment on a vid about how to make a knife sheath. but can you send me that link sounds like a funny video.

also + rep for being funny!!!!

LOVE IT! Cause it's TRUE!

TRUE STORY: I got a buddy who works at my local grow store and once he noticed something on the floor. He walks up and realized that a customer dropped their piece! You know you're a stoner when you loose your pipe at the local grow store lol

you know you're a stoner if the smell of skunk roadkill excites you. you know you're a stoner if you have a cat named nugz. you know you're a stoner if your electric bill doubled when you put in your garden. you know your a stoner if you spent more on you bong than your family last christmas. you know you're a stoner if you've ever lit the wrong end of a cigarette. you know your a stoner if you have ever seen someone rolling a cigarette and looked twice to make sure it wasn't a joint. you know you'e a stoner if the lady at the gas station knows when you walk in the door what blunt wrap you want. you know your a stoner if you make your own hempwick. you know your a stoner if you ever slowed down because you thought the old man in the white crown victoria behind you was an unmarked cop car.

Edit: so i was smoking at 4:20am and recalled one more i forgot because im a stoner.... if you all of a sudden check the time because you think its close to 4 :20 then come to find the time is 4:10 you pack up a fresh bong then check again at 4:15 and 4:18 then get sidetracked and dont check the time again until 4:21 and are upset with yourself for missing 4:20.

You know your a stoner if you go upstairs to go the bathroom to pee, brush your teeth instead go downstairs and realize you still have to pee. Lol just happened

Ivraan said:

You know your a stoner if you go upstairs to go the bathroom to pee, brush your teeth instead go downstairs and realize you still have to pee. Lol just happened

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Lol soo true. Im always forgetting shit when I'm high

You know your a stoner if you

Noob version:
practice you roll game with oregano

Pro version:
when you dont have to roll to a whole song no more lol its just roll, lick, light, puff

You know you're a stoner when you hit the wall twice running to get some pop tarts and see your cat laughing at you... (didn't happen to me, someone else posted that here lol)

You know your a stoner when you go put job applications in.....stoned.

-of course these are fast food jobs, so no worries.

You know you're a stoner when you buy Clear Eyes Maximum Redness Relief when the store is out of Rohto's

I have smoked marijuana all but 20 days or so in the last 8 years.. I sir, am the definition of stoner. I'm almost 23.

You know you're a stoner if you get too lazy to finish your own grow journal :') shameful i know.

dude its not on youtube anymore i cant find it

You know you're a stoner if you smoke on ur lunch break...even though you already smoked before work lol