You Know You're a Stoner if....

tmf

tmf

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Jesushasdreads said:
you know you're a stoner if the smell of skunk roadkill excites you. you know you're a stoner if you have a cat named nugz. you know you're a stoner if your electric bill doubled when you put in your garden. you know your a stoner if you spent more on you bong than your family last christmas. you know you're a stoner if you've ever lit the wrong end of a cigarette. you know your a stoner if you have ever seen someone rolling a cigarette and looked twice to make sure it wasn't a joint. you know you'e a stoner if the lady at the gas station knows when you walk in the door what blunt wrap you want. you know your a stoner if you make your own hempwick. you know your a stoner if you ever slowed down because you thought the old man in the white crown victoria behind you was an unmarked cop car.

Edit: so i was smoking at 4:20am and recalled one more i forgot because im a stoner.... if you all of a sudden check the time because you think its close to 4 :20 then come to find the time is 4:10 you pack up a fresh bong then check again at 4:15 and 4:18 then get sidetracked and dont check the time again until 4:21 and are upset with yourself for missing 4:20.
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Oh My, Ive done all of these...oh well, I'd rather be a stoner than be in marketing and demographics. kiss-ass
Reading all these threads has been like a walk down memory lane... won't claim to be #1 stoner here... it's just that I've been one for 35 years, 19 years plants have been growin' where the sun makes it's way through the cracks in the wall. :leaf:
 
VER D

VER D

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you know your a stoner when you go look for a pack of papers and end up find a whole different pack
 
smhsmichael

smhsmichael

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you know you're a stoner when this is the lineup of your open tabs on your web browser: RUI, photobucket account with all your grow journal pics, growledhydro.com, and the webpage of your local hydro shop. lol

hopefully that made sense haha
 
indecline

indecline

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you know your a stoner when.......when...when. who? oh yeah i have those cookies somewhere. what time is it? wow that late........ what was i doing, something good im sure i was exited about it before?...
 
smhsmichael

smhsmichael

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You know you're a stoner when normal things make you think about weed and growing.

Example- So I'm in line at the post office this morning and see an envelope weighing scale for sale, and I think to myself "I wonder if that scale is better than the one I have??" Lol.

It did seem easier to weigh larger amounts tho...lol
 
grizzy

grizzy

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drg0nzo said:
....you've been idiling at the stop sign for 10 minutes, waiting for it to turn green.

Been there.
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I feel like an idiot every time I do.... at least once a week

and I always end up at a Mcdrive thru every time I get high
 
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jason7305

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I'm a cigarette smoker also so.........
You know you're a stoner when you light a cigarette, upon having it lit in your hand notice one burning in front of you in the ashtray and also ones in your mouth ready to light...............................
 
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