You know you're a pothead when:
- Thread starter Doctor Cannabis
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Sr. Verde
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I feel like stoner would be considered every so often smoker, and pothead would be somone who's pretty dedicated to it, like that saying all day 'erry day
HoLE
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I feel like stoner would be considered every so often smoker, and pothead would be somone who's pretty dedicated to it, like that saying all day 'erry day
lol,,guess I'm a pothead,,better stop talkin trashy stoner stuff
CLOSETGROWTH
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When your looking all over for your cell phone, and its on your belt.
HoLE
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OMG,,hahahaha,,the last one,,about the cell phone,,I have picked it up to make a call,,,and then asked,,where's my cellphone,,meanwhile it's in my hand
c0lchester
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when you look at every cop you see like they just fucked your mother
Hazer blazer
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when you drop out of school at 15 too sell weed lool Do that for a few years then drop outa collage/work too grow the shit. Then do nuffin but smoke it . Forgot too mention the fact that every1 gets too put up with you bein a twat bitchin when you havnt got any shit lool.Only on this planet 1s tho init
.Blazer
Hazer blazer
Member
haha owww yes too the last one. The clipper or skinz always end up under my ass sum how loool.
one11
Active Member
you smell nothing but burnt weed all day from the joint/piece being so close to ur nose.
people see you constantly smelling your fingers because they smell like weed.
when your not high for once, and people arent used to you looking not high, so they actually think you are.
when you have made plans for the day, light one. and then go back home and fall asleep.
when your all alone with your dog, and your high, and you trully believe you two are having a telepathic conversation.
i could go on all fuckin night with this one
people see you constantly smelling your fingers because they smell like weed.
when your not high for once, and people arent used to you looking not high, so they actually think you are.
when you have made plans for the day, light one. and then go back home and fall asleep.
when your all alone with your dog, and your high, and you trully believe you two are having a telepathic conversation.
i could go on all fuckin night with this one
dew-b
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when you chain smoke joints (20 a day)
TrynaGroSumShyt
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i agree.
MrMeagadam
Active Member
when if your favorit peice broke you would littrily cry
dragonboizee
Member
when u take ur hat off n put it in the fridge
looking 4 ur phone when the bloody things in ur hand or sky rocket and u chencked like 5 times
gettin the munchies, put sumthin in the oven n wakin up to ur smoke alarm, ruined my apple rumble like this the other day
talking to ur dog like he can understand every word ur saying and ur waiting for him to reply
u live on cannabis forums
when you hear the word government all you think is "the cunts need to legalize the herb"
errrmm...yh i could go on
looking 4 ur phone when the bloody things in ur hand or sky rocket and u chencked like 5 times
gettin the munchies, put sumthin in the oven n wakin up to ur smoke alarm, ruined my apple rumble like this the other day
talking to ur dog like he can understand every word ur saying and ur waiting for him to reply
u live on cannabis forums
when you hear the word government all you think is "the cunts need to legalize the herb"
errrmm...yh i could go on
You know you're a pothead when all of your stories start with " I was really wasted this one time and....."
You know you're a pothead when while pulling into the garage you ease a little to far forward and punch a licence plate shaped hole
in the wall and your wife says " Fuckin' pothead".
You know you're a pothead when while pulling into the garage you ease a little to far forward and punch a licence plate shaped hole
in the wall and your wife says " Fuckin' pothead".