You know you're a pothead when:

sarah22 said:

when you nearly drop your bong because you almost fall asleep with it in your hand.

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I would think that means,,,,You Were Pretty Fucked

Louis541 said:

You have to read a thread four or five times because every single time you start reading it and your eyes keep reading it but your brain is thinking about cheeze nips. Or, you start to write a thead, and it ends up being 3 paragraphs and when you look back at it you realize that from a literary standpoint your post makes absolutely no sense you you just delete it and move on to the next thread.

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A hundred times a day. lol..serious...sometimes i cant even be bothered NOT posting it so i just hit post literally halfway through a sentence and just hope i finished...this results in a lot of sober post editing hours later, then smoking more bongs and making the same mistake again!

Fun tho

prot

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You know your a pothead when you can tilt your head back, hold a bottle of eye drops 2 feet from your eyes and drop one drop into each eye's tear duct (100% accuracy) without even thinking about it

you know your a pothead when you notice cops before you notice hot girls

when you walk into a job interview with a handwarmer and a bottle of fake piss rubberbanded to your dick. true story, more than once and I got one more to go. and yes, it hurts when you take it off.

nugsnotguns said:

when youre playing "family feud" with your girlfiends (non smoking/christian)family and in the fast money round you are asked to name something you love that is green....

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haha thats great!! How about something u keep in ur closet! hahah

DoWorkSon said:

haha thats great!! How about something u keep in ur closet! hahah

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hahahahah

you know your a pothead when

your to bent to go to the shops so you sit there preservering using the spark from another lighter thats run out of gas to light the one with gas as the flint or somethings fucked and the damn thing wont light.

When you go to the grocery store stoned, with the purpose of buying actual food to fill your fridge, and end up walking out with $137 worth of Chips and Candy Bars.

Smotz said:

When you go to the grocery store stoned, with the purpose of buying actual food to fill your fridge, and end up walking out with $137 worth of Chips and Candy Bars.

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Did you seriously do that? No fuckin way thats mad candy

Sr. Verde said:

Did you seriously do that? No fuckin way thats mad candy

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Oh yea.

Never go to the grocery store Stoned, Hungry, and with a pocket full of cash. I spend quite a bit of loot on Junk Food each month. I would be pretty Fat by now if I didn't have such a high/fast metabolism, lol.

when yu constantly lose things just to find out it was in your hand

Jester88 said:

you know your a pothead when

your to bent to go to the shops so you sit there preservering using the spark from another lighter thats run out of gas to light the one with gas as the flint or somethings fucked and the damn thing wont light.

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have you ever completly ran out of lighter gas and sprayed a pool of deoderant onto the table and sparked that up??? use that to light a candle and your laughin

virual blazer said:

when yu constantly lose things just to find out it was in your hand

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I do that all the time

Jester88 said:

you know your a pothead when

your to bent to go to the shops so you sit there preservering using the spark from another lighter thats run out of gas to light the one with gas as the flint or somethings fucked and the damn thing wont light.

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i did this for two and a half days... basically 3 ..

when youre playing "family feud" with your girlfiends (non smoking/christian)family and in the fast money round you are asked to name something you love that is green....

DoWorkSon said:

haha thats great!! How about something u keep in ur closet! hahah

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This is motherfucking funny.

1. You know your a pothead when you cant think of a good post to this thread sober, but stoned you keep thinking of funny assed things to post on this thread.
2. You know your a pothead when you ration the goodies in the house for the rest of the night.
3. You know your a pothead when you recycle your smoke in a bread bag three times a hit to ration your last nug until the next batch is ready.
4. You know your a pothead when you reconcile with yourself that your a druggie.
5. You know your a pothead when you and your cat are the only ones in the household who really understand each other.
6. You know your a pothead when you can find some stash and something to smoke it with in any room in the house.
7. You know your a pothead when your entire kitchen is dedicated to planting, growing and harvesting ganja.
8. You know your a pothead when you............i totally lost my train of thought...what was I going to say.

you know you're a pothead when you're high

You know your a pot head when you take your 15 inch auto strain into the shitter with a flashlight so you can inspect the cola in the dark while you take a shit.

You know your a pot head when you spend 45 minutes writing a really detailed response to some noob's question about lighting in the beginners forum.