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Whats the Fastest way to clean out your system of THC?

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by passthatsh!t23, Jun 14, 2010.

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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    Yo Riu!
    I have a court date coming up and Im afraid that im gonna be put on probation, and am gonna have to take 1 or several drug tests. But i want to be able to clear my system out of THC. This is my first offense with Mary jane..

    So here is the Question:
    :twisted:Whats the Fastest way to clean out your system of THC?:peace:

    NEED ANSWERS ASAP!

    Thanks for helping out!
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    haha there should be a rule. You can only view a thread only if your gonna reply in it!
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Jumping in a big arse fire.
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    zer0ed

    zer0ed Active Member

    u need to flush your system.
    What you need, is to pee as much as possible. consider that your body gets rid of some of the THC in your body every time you pee. the more you pee, the faster its gone.

    what u need is a diuretic. (A diuretic is any drug that elevates the rate of urination and thus provides a means of forced diuresis. There are several categories of diuretics. All diuretics increase the excretion of water from bodies, although each class does so in a distinct way.)

    They sell "detox" drinks at supplement stores such as "GNC" or at head shops. they come in either a tea that you can make, (but u have to drink a gallon of it, and it gets pretty sick towards the end.) or a little fruit punch followed by a lot of water. but they are expensive.

    but the whole point, is they make u pee a lot. other natural diuretics are coffee, and i hear pickle juice.


    Green tea is a natural diuretic food that has been in use for centuries in China.
    Consumption of cranberry juice can aid in removal of excess fluid retention.
    Apple cider vinegar exhibits natural diuretic properties and in addition maintains the potassium levels. It can be added to the salad dressing.
    Dandelion is often used as a natural diuretic.
    Nettle has natural diuretic properties that facilitate good cleansing.
    Dandelion leaf tea aids in detoxification and has a beneficial effect on those suffering from cystitis and urinary tract infections.
    Fennel has carminative and diuretic properties and is frequently used in seasoning food.

    Asparagus contains asparigine - a chemical alkaloid that boosts kidney performance, thereby improving waste removal from the body.

    Brussel Spouts help in stimulating the kidneys and pancreas. This helps in better cleansing of cells.

    Beets are natural diuretic foods that attack floating body fats and fatty deposits.

    Oats contain silica - a natural diuretic.

    Cabbage is known to aid breakage of fatty deposits, especially around the abdominal region.

    Carrots are a rich source of carotene that speeds the metabolic rate of the body and hastens removal of fat deposits and waste.

    Lettuce aids better metabolism and flushing of toxins.

    Tomatoes are rich in Vitamin C that aid the metabolism and release of water from the kidney to flush out waste.

    Other than the other excellent properties that Garlic possesses, it is a natural diuretic food that aids breakage of fat. Horseradish, raw onions and radish speed up your metabolism.



    Drink at least 4 liters of water a day, and avoid foods with salt!
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    i.e. shit alot.... thats the best way of getting rid of metabolites.
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    Thanks man. +Rep.
    Much appreciated!
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    I also heard that THC sticks to ur body fat/mass. So ive been joggin and working out. I drink like 3Ls a day of water. Coffee is a best friend. TMI, But coffee makes me shit maddd. lol, IT looks like i need to be health freak.
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    R2F

    R2F Active Member

    When I worked at a Substance Abuse Counceling Center (SACC) (was forced for 3 months to work there. it was that or the chow hall), Every base sample came through the office (random drug testing).

    If the guys that smoked knew the test was coming, they would use Golden Seal and they never got popped.

    But there's a caviat!:
    If the tester is the cheap, then flushing aids will help. (military used the cheapest labs)
    If the tester tests your hair or another high priced test, you're fucked and only excercise/time will get it out. You can probably find out what your local PD uses for drug tests (what lab. Call them and they'll give you the scoop.)

    Edit: oops it was 3 months at SACC not 6 months.
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    I dont really know what kind of test it is. Like you said hair tests are totally other of the question for me to pass. ive been smoke straight for like 5 years!

    Hoping for that cheaper test.
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    zer0ed

    zer0ed Active Member

    hair test is easy to pass. Shave your head!
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    Fullmoon kid

    Fullmoon kid Active Member

    Does anyone else watch Lockup on msnbc ? In one prison they documented a guy who was seen to be smoking pot in the prison yard although he knew he had a drug test the next day.
    He passed the urine test and wouldnt reveal how , all his homies just laughed knowingly when the camera crew enquired.So there is a very simple basic way to do it , either that or it wasnt weed the dude was smoking and the filming crew would have known that.
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    find me this miracle way!
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    Cant they just take hair from anywhere on the body?
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    Xrtnfx

    Xrtnfx Active Member

    Wallgreens sells take home drug tests. Pick one up and see if you pass or not...
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    NLXSK1

    NLXSK1 Well-Known Member

    This is a site about growing and smoking marijuana... We are busy trying to get it into our bodies :P
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    Correct and have you seen my grow..... no....check it out man.
    i love smoking pot, Just got fuckd for having it.... Whats the big deal with a question?
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    imnotme

    imnotme Member

    I have passed lots of drug tests (piss test and oral swab). Piss tests are easy, you just need to dilute your urine enough to make it test negative. first drink lots of gatoraide. the electrolytes in it help you not to get "water intoxication" drink at least one an hour or alternate with water. This will make your urine clear which will set off an alarm for the tester, to counteract this on the morning of test take a complex b vitamin, they make your urine very yellow. So the b vitamin and lots of water work for piss test. For oral swab, drink lots of water, use full strength listerine right before going in, it removes many cells of the lining of your mouth and the water dilutes your saliva combining to make a negative result. I also work for a staffing agency and give drug tests to applicants (lol)
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

    Thanks Man!
    Well no shit.... Glad im getting help from the {inside}!
    OK
    soo lots of water..Check!
    alot of Gatorade..Check!
    complex b-vitamins..Check!
    thanks again,+rep
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    SSHZ

    SSHZ Well-Known Member

    There's alot of crap out there to help you pass a test,.......... most of it is just that crap. In my experience none of the above counter stuff works (golden seal, etc.). Without going into further details, here's what you should do:

    1. Stop smoking until the test. I have seen heavy smokers, like yourself, test positive for 45 days after their last joint. Start exercising, stop eating fatty foods, and drink as much clear fluid as possible. Heavy people will retain metabolites longer cause it stores in the fat tissue.

    2. My friends and I have used The Urinator successfully (not one failed test in 2 years) but they will watch you in the probation office so thats not feasible.

    3. The day of the test: (1) don't go to probation until the end of the day. Drink as much as you can to delute the sample throughout the day. Pee often. Drink and pee. Drink and pee. Drink and pee. Pee right before you enter probation- you want water quickly passed thru your kidney's so it doesn't have time to build up any metabolites. Take a good vitamin to color the sample more yellow. But when it's too clear, they know you are deluting it.

    4. I was on probation for a few years and was never tested. I held a good job, went to probation in a suite and tie, smiled and was friendly. I used to tell them that work randomly tested me- and probation never bothered!
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    passthatsh!t23

    passthatsh!t23 Well-Known Member

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