What to tell my dealer?

schuylaar · Sep 18, 2013

midnitetoak said:
Well it happened just as I thought. Dude stopped over & I told him I'm good I gotta quit for awhile. He said "...bullshit! It smell like you got some super dank shit that u just smoked up in this bitch" he was correct of course. I shared some of my Pineapple Express crowned with a thin slice of freshly cured bubble hash & he seemed impressed. He didn't ask many questions but quickly figured out where it came from. At least I got enough dirt on him as collateral to buy his silence. He told me its a good thing I got my own source now because the reason he stopped was to tell me he was moving out of town.

see? and all's well that ends well..ahhhhh fate! :wink:

brek · Sep 18, 2013

Tell him you found a panga boat full of mexican shwag on the beach...... SET FO LIFE BABY!

Commander Strax · Oct 31, 2013

I had an issue with my dealer once back when I was a process sever. I bought some weed from him that he claimed was super special, and then I witnessed a murder. Turns out the murderer could trace me from the weed and we end up running all over town to get away.....on second thought I think that was a movie I watched

ptrot420 · Nov 6, 2013

unless your buddy is gang-related, any threat of violence can usually be shrugged off whilst holding your head high and walking away knowing you made the right choice

JohnnyGreenfingers · Nov 6, 2013

Sucks that he knows even if he's moving. Better keep it good and friendly after he moves.

bioWheel · Nov 6, 2013

Tell him that you're starting to enjoy sex with your mom better when not stoned. He'll leave you alone.

slowbus · Nov 6, 2013

bioWheel said:
Tell him that you're starting to enjoy sex with your mom better when not stoned. He'll leave you alone.

nah,if he's like me,he'll wanna meet mom himself

minnesmoker · Nov 6, 2013

bioWheel said:
Tell him that you're starting to enjoy sex with your mom better when not stoned. He'll leave you alone.

Yeah, but what if he's down with the game, and wants to get a piece of the action...

slowbus said:
nah,if he's like me,he'll wanna meet mom himself

Or worse... THIS.

mr sunshine · Nov 7, 2013

midnitetoak said:
Well it happened just as I thought. Dude stopped over & I told him I'm good I gotta quit for awhile. He said "...bullshit! It smell like you got some super dank shit that u just smoked up in this bitch" he was correct of course. I shared some of my Pineapple Express crowned with a thin slice of freshly cured bubble hash & he seemed impressed. He didn't ask many questions but quickly figured out where it came from. At least I got enough dirt on him as collateral to buy his silence. He told me its a good thing I got my own source now because the reason he stopped was to tell me he was moving out of town.

He knows to much bro u gotta smoke him i suggest ricin poisoning.

minnesmoker · Nov 7, 2013

mr sunshine said:
He knows to much bro u gotta smoke him i suggest ricin poisoning.

Datura or deadly night shade. If you're going to use poison, do it with a bit of panache!

zhn0k · Nov 7, 2013

tell him you're not going to buy any more of his fucking weed anymore because you got your own steady supply and if he acts like a bitch about it then make tell him to quite being a fucking pussy about it.

slowbus · Nov 7, 2013

zhn0k said:
tell him you're not going to buy any more of his fucking weed anymore because you got your own steady supply and if he acts like a bitch about it then make tell him to quite being a fucking pussy about it.

oh,you got a steady supply.Great.Now,I'll just kick your door in and get me some.Hopefully you or your old lady aren't home b/c I don't wanna have to zip tie you guys up and duct tape you two in a closet.Good idea.

minnesmoker · Nov 7, 2013

slowbus said:
oh,you got a steady supply.Great.Now,I'll just kick your door in and get me some.Hopefully you or your old lady aren't home b/c I don't wanna have to zip tie you guys up and duct tape you two in a closet.Good idea.

You don't? Half the fun of the home invasion is the greased pig chase!

greenlikemoney · Nov 7, 2013

I'd take him out in a driveby, or pull a Dexter on him, but get all his customers info first, then slide in as the kingpin, take on new customers, make a couple mil, move to Brazil and tag team a mother/daughter team until you die. But that's just me.

slowbus · Nov 7, 2013

minnesmoker said:
You don't? Half the fun of the home invasion is the greased pig chase!

I might? depends on my mood.I do shit all day long that I don't wanna do.So sometimes you gotta say wtf

bioWheel · Nov 7, 2013

Tell him you've started huffing paint cans and no longer have time for a drug like pot.

cannabineer · Nov 7, 2013

minnesmoker said:
Datura or deadly night shade. If you're going to use poison, do it with a bit of panache!

It'll give him a pan ache all right. I'd recommend one of these for mega stealth

Singlemalt · Nov 7, 2013

Minne, slowbus...i"ve stocked up some good shit...locked if we 'ere meet up

banks dank · Nov 7, 2013

minnesmoker said:
Datura or deadly night shade. If you're going to use poison, do it with a bit of panache!

Haha datura aka jibson weed...back when I was young we took this shit for fun lol it makes u trip I have indeed taken it...my buddy got caught by his parents yelling at his fridge butt naked at 3 o clock in the morning totally tripping balls...lol
Its a interesting experience not one I would recommend thou...

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ebgood · Nov 7, 2013

its been like 2 months, you still havent figured out what to tell him yet??

tellem suck a dick up til he hiccups then blow smoke in his face

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