What is your Zombie contigency plan?

mastakoosh

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morgentaler

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Stoney McFried said:
That's against the zombie rules.I have them right here.Zombies are not allowed to be fast or smart.If they are fast and smart, they are vampires or ghouls.Says so right here.:mrgreen:
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Do you happen to be using Mr. Brook's excellent survival guide?

Between that, the SAS survival guide (the man-traps chapter is wicked), and the Peterson Field Guide to edible plants, one could survive out here in the country quite well :)

Plus, if you get low on supplies you just shoot a flare into the air once in a while and wait for fresh meat to come to you. :twisted:
 
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snail240

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tebor said:
Zombie sex is necrophilia
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Oh yeah...........Thats what she said. Honestly if zombie chicks dont have smelly pussys I do be down bro.

I mean I have had sex with some pretty boring chicks I would consider them dead in bed. Just sit there not even trying atleast a zombie chick would be trying to eat you witch is kinda hot.

Look at the positives man so many you say necrophilia I say DO IT.:blsmoke:
 
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snail240

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morgentaler said:
But oral sex is out of the question.
Snap. Snap.
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Fucks no........... If its smelling you just used vinnila lysol and a spounge.

If shes hot zombie I would lick her twat why not zombie invasions only happen once you know you only get one chance to taste zombie puss.
 
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Benassi

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That's pretty fucking sad when people are admitting that they would fuck a zombie... you that dry on woman where you live or just game? :lol:

I'd find me some hot survivor chicks to "comfort" ;)
 
Wikidbchofthewst

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Benassi said:
That's pretty fucking sad when people are admitting that they would fuck a zombie... you that dry on woman where you live or just game? :lol:

I'd find me some hot survivor chicks to "comfort" ;)
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"Hey babe...I know your entire family has been turned into zombies, you had to shoot your own father to keep him from killing you, and the world as we know it is over....but we gotta start repopulating this bitch. Can't let the zombies win can we?"

It would totally convince me :razz:
 
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Benassi

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I was working on my own lines but hell if it works for you, it works for me. I'll go with that one.
 
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snail240

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Yeah like I said you can find hot crying girls anyday it doesnt take a zombie event for this to happen. Zombie sex is new its fresh its got spunk. Who wants to comfort some sobing slut scared out of her mind if your gonna be looking for hot chicks in that case look for the ones bashing zombie heads with bats that way you can just smoke all day and let her do the killing.

I still see no positive in waisting hot zombie chicks you could cure it one day maybe then talk about comfort.
 
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snail240

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Makes me want to see a real zombie hookers puss to see if im on key. I mean honestly nobody thought hot zombie bitches when this topic came up? I mean what if there is a cure.... And you killed all those hotties......WAISTFULL we got kids starving in Africa and your just gonna waist some good poon so you can see blood and guts. You guys are the sick ones im just a player in the game.
 
mastakoosh

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k-town said:
LOL! Me too.
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good to know i am not the only one.:mrgreen:

snail240 said:
Makes me want to see a real zombie hookers puss to see if im on key. I mean honestly nobody thought hot zombie bitches when this topic came up? I mean what if there is a cure.... And you killed all those hotties......WAISTFULL we got kids starving in Africa and your just gonna waist some good poon so you can see blood and guts. You guys are the sick ones im just a player in the game.
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true, i mean if if times get that desperate. i might be willin to doggy a zombo chick tied to the bed. whats that movie with vhing rhames(sp?) where they are trapped in a mall and that zombie chick has a zombie baby? i mean i might hit it if its like that.:-?
 
Sittin On A Cloud

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My plan would be to raid walmart, the gun store, and my dealers house lol
Then i would put all of that in the church by my house and sit on top of the bell tower sniping them with my bolt action
 
poke smot420

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THE HARDEST THING ABOUT A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS TRYING NOT TO BE EXCITED. i got 3 guns plenty of ammo and the best plan ever. but i'm not telling you. i'm just waiting for that day
 
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snail240 said:
Makes me want to see a real zombie hookers puss to see if im on key. I mean honestly nobody thought hot zombie bitches when this topic came up? I mean what if there is a cure.... And you killed all those hotties......WAISTFULL we got kids starving in Africa and your just gonna waist some good poon so you can see blood and guts. You guys are the sick ones im just a player in the game.
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and because her organs no longer work properly you'd just scoop a big glob of Vaseline all over the dried up snizz right? and when the movement of your dick shreds decayed skin off from the inside of her cooch and it's all over your dick... rotting pussy flesh... that's cool too right? You might try to stick it in and you'd puncture a hole right into her decayed taint and make a third one.

Lmao I don't even want to know the kind of chicks you've porked.
 
k-town

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Benassi said:
and because her organs no longer work properly you'd just scoop a big glob of Vaseline all over it right? and when the movement of your dick shreds decayed skin off from the inside of her cooch and it's all over your dick... rotting pussy flesh... that's cool too right?

Lmao I don't even want to know the kind of chicks you've porked.
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LMAO! That is exactly how I was looking at it. If there face is hanging half off what do you think it's like downstairs, don't even want to imagine. gave myself the shivers!
 
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