What is your Zombie contigency plan?
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Johnnyorganic
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Wikid, we can't let the Zombies win. 
mastakoosh
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just watched zombieland online. pretty good and woody is the man. just read an interview with him in playboy and he is a cool dude.
Louis541
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I read the interview in Maxim. Dude refuses to use cell phones because he felt like it was cooking his brain. Fuckin wierdo. But great movie.
If she is deep in the zombie phase she prolly wouldnt be hot witch would throw out what im saying. Kill all the ugly zombie chicks you want but the ones with potential why?So prove it and shoot yourself in the head after you finish getting 'mess' all over your dick from fuckin' a decaying corpse.
Seems racist.
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Benassi
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They've given me enough problems, I think the mass head bashing of zombie bitches is overdue.If she is deep in the zombie phase she prolly wouldnt be hot witch would throw out what im saying. Kill all the ugly zombie chicks you want but the ones with potential why?
Seems racist.
Wikidbchofthewst
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*tackles you and smothers you with post-apocalypse-we-must-repopulate-the-world love*Wikid, we can't let the Zombies win.
robert 14617
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bill mury i'm going to sneak up on people dressed like a zombie as a joke ...i liked the movie
mastakoosh
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he might be a weirdo lol but a few things about him i thought was cool. not many people of his fame and status are open about smoking and the legalization of weed and hemp. he doesnt live in hollywood, he lives in maui and hangs out with willy nelson lmao. he said the money and fame and hollywood lifestyle arent as important as being a good family man.
he just seems pretty humble and cool, like somebody i could smoke one with and laugh.that was my favorite part and had me lmfao. bill murray was classic.
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Benassi
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Lmao, best answer yet hahahaha.
MartinezTree
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Yea I would be blazin so fat, most likely spend all my money on dank
Wikidbchofthewst
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Bought from where, your zombie dealer?
nikk
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AZ knows how we gets down....a quarter-O for a box of shells
nikk
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fuck that i'll be running around the city looking for red and green herbs to mix...stock up on first aid spray,grab the upgraded fully automatic 9mm and im running to the source of the problem...to that god damned mansion to fuck tyrant up,then im taking the hidden basement route all the way to the precinct to kill that ugly bastard nemesis,then im off to umbrella corp to finally end this beef that i have with wesker....i dont know if that'll bring the end of the zombie apocalypse but i dont care neither,my beef with zombies is personal,them muhfukkaz jumped my fence and stole my crop,so its on
DJBoxhouse
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If the blood is coagulated and their lungs don't absorb oxygen, then their bodies could not produce adenozenetriphos-phate, a vital catalyst for muscle contraction. - Zombies are impossible.
*shakes fist*
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That aside though, it depends.
Slow zombies: First off I'm going to assume I know basic survival skills and am fit enough to maintain my bodyweight plus 20lbs or so.
I would make sure I had a building close to a pharmacy and an munitions depot plus at least two stories up(if you can get access to a roof, it'd be a nice additive for multiple reasons. - I have adequate weapon handling skills for a Canadian so with that I'd be pretty set. I'd also have a Bo-staff for nudging zombies out of the way.
This building needs to have one elevator shaft and a set of stairs. ride the elevator to the top and disconnect it(make sure it's easy to reconnect) and then tare down the staircase leading to the floor level.
I won't get into the supplies you'd need, they're seemingly obvious. The place in question needs to be big enough for 4 people comfortably, no need to travel with more people then that, and a rope ladder sufficient for three stories in height for trafficking and scout return - use the elevator for carrying up supplies.
You'd if traveling with other people, need to establish proper communication and routing methods for getting to the meeting location as fast and as safe as possible. Perhaps engineer a point to point route that takes all of your locations into mind.
That and for extra I'd have growing supplies (I'd need my weed for chronic migraines.)
Once things settled down and civilization has collapsed pharmaceuticals will be the new world currency, so like mentioned before be close to one for raiding purposes.
Fast zombies: Totally different story. A gun with a single bullet and a tab of cyanide. Fuck fast zombies. Fuck them hard.
*shakes fist*
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That aside though, it depends.
Slow zombies: First off I'm going to assume I know basic survival skills and am fit enough to maintain my bodyweight plus 20lbs or so.
I would make sure I had a building close to a pharmacy and an munitions depot plus at least two stories up(if you can get access to a roof, it'd be a nice additive for multiple reasons. - I have adequate weapon handling skills for a Canadian so with that I'd be pretty set. I'd also have a Bo-staff for nudging zombies out of the way.
This building needs to have one elevator shaft and a set of stairs. ride the elevator to the top and disconnect it(make sure it's easy to reconnect) and then tare down the staircase leading to the floor level.
I won't get into the supplies you'd need, they're seemingly obvious. The place in question needs to be big enough for 4 people comfortably, no need to travel with more people then that, and a rope ladder sufficient for three stories in height for trafficking and scout return - use the elevator for carrying up supplies.
You'd if traveling with other people, need to establish proper communication and routing methods for getting to the meeting location as fast and as safe as possible. Perhaps engineer a point to point route that takes all of your locations into mind.
That and for extra I'd have growing supplies (I'd need my weed for chronic migraines.)
Once things settled down and civilization has collapsed pharmaceuticals will be the new world currency, so like mentioned before be close to one for raiding purposes.
Fast zombies: Totally different story. A gun with a single bullet and a tab of cyanide. Fuck fast zombies. Fuck them hard.
cph
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Great thread Louis!!
I'd have to say your plan is right on track. I'm in a small city and it probably wouldn't be worth my time to try to collect any supplies on my way out. Mainly because were I'd be going I would have anything I need. I grew up in one of those little towns you speak of, the rest of my family is still out there. It's about an hour away. Even the kids I went to high school with would say "you live were?"
My mom's house is a fortress!! It's 150 years old with solid 2 ft thick brick walls! The building right next to her house (were she did upholstery) is twice the size of the house and just as well built! No zombies will easily get in either one. BRING ON THE ZOMBIES!!!
I'd have to say your plan is right on track. I'm in a small city and it probably wouldn't be worth my time to try to collect any supplies on my way out. Mainly because were I'd be going I would have anything I need. I grew up in one of those little towns you speak of, the rest of my family is still out there. It's about an hour away. Even the kids I went to high school with would say "you live were?"
My mom's house is a fortress!! It's 150 years old with solid 2 ft thick brick walls! The building right next to her house (were she did upholstery) is twice the size of the house and just as well built! No zombies will easily get in either one. BRING ON THE ZOMBIES!!!