What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

I look at my penis allot and wonder if its big enough...then I get nervous a little.. then I tell myself its big enough..then I chub it up a little and am like ya, ya its good, then I do a little helicopter thing then slap it belly button to asshole then I put it away.

Look in my wallet and make sure I have enough money to cover it.

I'll remember to report back here if I ever get laid.

After home girl hops in bed I put
out some of those orange caution cones around the bed
and then do some stretches and put up a Capt. Kirk persona cause I'm
about to go where no man has gone before!

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It's very exciting when I know I'm gonna get laid..



And here's a pic of my last beautiful lay..



Now round 2 on her or what I like to call "the next level"!

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Milovan said:

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Now round 2 on her or what I like to call "the next level"!
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I guess it's a step up from those girls with freckles you were posting

Skuxx said:

I guess it's a step up from those girls with freckles you were posting

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Yeah the last one was fine!

Here is a pic of my current lay



Woo hoo!

Milovan said:

Yeah the last one was fine!

Here is a pic of my current lay

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I think saw a video of her talking about her life etc. She is a really good person

ChingOwn said:

What do you ya'll do to prepare.

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i smoked a spliff laced with heroin once ..........ha it was good



ps....heroin is bad don't do it !!

@ Skuxx, I admit I'm a bit out of control with that last post so I need to refresh my mind with another image.




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"Listen ladies... It doesn't matter what you wear or if your undergarments match, it's all an obstacle.. No man has ever been like "I was totally gonna fuck that chick, but her outfit didn't make any sense"..

zazahzle said:

"Listen ladies
it's all a obstacle..

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Yeah that's true but the ladies might want to
leave something as a little reminder if you know what I mean.




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zazahzle said:

"Listen ladies... It doesn't matter what you wear or if your undergarments match, it's all an obstacle.. No man has ever been like "I was totally gonna fuck that chick, but her outfit didn't make any sense"..

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Yeah fuck the obstacles.

Turning up on dates with zero underwear on tends to make a clear impression! At least that way both parties know where it's going!

I like a light dusting of talc across me cock and balls.

Milovan said:

Yeah that's true but the ladies might want to
leave something as a little reminder if you know what I mean.

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Classy.

iconoclast said:

I like a light dusting of talc across me cock and balls.

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But then you let the stank out

lahadaextranjera said:

Yeah fuck the obstacles.

Turning up on dates with zero underwear on tends to make a clear impression! At least that way both parties know where it's going!

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Are you coming to the BBQ?!...

I always go out and buy fresh rope and duct tape