What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

What do you do?

  • Chave me junk

    Votes: 12 37.5%

  • rub one out so I last longer

    Votes: 14 43.8%

  • Pinworm

    Votes: 15 46.9%

  • Chave da whole bod

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • watch porn for ideas

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • buy viagra

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • buy lubes and vibes and chit

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • Total voters
    32
Yessica...

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Well - my LAST "first time" with someone was about 2 years ago.

1. get all hair forcibly removed via hot wax and pain from anywhere south of the equator.
2. haircut, and make the hairs all pretty-like
3. set the make-up gun to whore
3. New pretty dress, and DEF matching undergarments.

Now - I wear my PJ's and all I have to do is touch IT. Pretty handie (pun intended) having one of you dinks around on a regular basis.

Oh, and I lurb my particular dink. Super gay, I know...
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member
Yessica... said:
Well - my LAST "first time" with someone was about 2 years ago.

1. get all hair forcibly removed via hot wax and pain from anywhere south of the equator.
2. haircut, and make the hairs all pretty-like
3. set the make-up gun to whore
3. New pretty dress, and DEF matching undergarments.

Now - I wear my PJ's and all I have to do is touch IT. Pretty handie (pun intended) having one of you dinks around on a regular basis.

Oh, and I lurb my particular dink. Super gay, I know...
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Why bother with undergarments? ...... unless they are edible and chorizo flavored
 
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anzohaze

Well-Known Member
CaretakerDad said:
I make sure the parts are clean shaven and that I put in the "special" Prince Albert horseshoe with the oversized 7/16 balls. Its either that or explain the extra 4 gage hole in the head of my dick. :hump:
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Why do you jeed the bigger balls is it so she sctually feels something hahaha
 
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