What did you accomplish today?

see4

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Momma is making homemade chocolate chip cookies .....warm delicious chocolate chip cookies....I'd go ahead and injur myself here at work to get home faster.....but I work for my family ....and they're Portuguese.....so a beer and a band aid fixes everything...il just finish my work day as scheduled.


Roast,vegetables and chocolate chip cookies.....can't wait
voce fala?
 

see4

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Is your girl gunna let you have a threesome again? Don't lie, let me smell your dick. Have you ever been with chick that smells your dick everyday to make sure you haven't been in any other bitches? My buddy's x used to do that....sad
I feel like if I had a girl need to do that every day, I'd just let her wet my knob a bit while she's down there. I'd never have to look elsewhere.

hashtag sexualharassment
 

mr sunshine

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I feel like if I had a girl need to do that every day, I'd just let her wet my knob a bit while she's down there. I'd never have to look elsewhere.

hashtag sexualharassment
I advised my buddy not to wash his nuts for a week. I also taught him how to wipe his ass from the back to the front. I don't know if he used any of my moves but they broke up shortly after.
 

twistedvinesofbud

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Im building shitter shelves for my girlfriends parents and cousin. Nothing special I'll post pics when they are finished to the rough side and after christmas I'll postem when they are painted. I wanted to do some badass woodworking skills on it. But they want basic country rustic shit. SMH! :) I still get to build something though.

Merry Christmas
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The only thing left is for them to paint them. They are completely sanded and ready for their toilet!

The shitter shelf is here! Lol
 

WeedFreak78

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I've accomplished getting a hangover. What's left of the pitcher of white Russian taunted me into nausea when I opened the fridge. When i was younger I woulda dived back in for breakfast, but I think my body might shut down if I tried that now. Just downed some greasy sausage, eggs bathed in butter and some double strength coffee, now I'm burning a fatty. Gotta go work on my snowblower.... again. Have i mentioned how much I hate winter?
 

Indacouch

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