mr sunshine
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I'm the type of man women dream about, of course you should be flattered. I've been paying more attention to you as of late , It's safe to say you're comming up in life.
What did you accomplish today?
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Karah
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Of course you’re going to pay attention to me. All I talk about is butt stuff.
Singlemalt
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Infant segregation? That's horrible. It's not like they'll make noise or messes
mr sunshine
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Lmfao.... that's why I love you.
I'd go with orrrrrr.
see4
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Lemmi get in on some of this action. I'm cute. I swear.
see4
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voce fala?
see4
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I feel like if I had a girl need to do that every day, I'd just let her wet my knob a bit while she's down there. I'd never have to look elsewhere.
hashtag sexualharassment
mr sunshine
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I advised my buddy not to wash his nuts for a week. I also taught him how to wipe his ass from the back to the front. I don't know if he used any of my moves but they broke up shortly after.
see4
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damnit... im on my other laptop again... if i were on my imac id get you that coveted Comment of the Day award.
very well deserved sir.
BarnBuster
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Blue Wizard
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twistedvinesofbud
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Im building shitter shelves for my girlfriends parents and cousin. Nothing special I'll post pics when they are finished to the rough side and after christmas I'll postem when they are painted. I wanted to do some badass woodworking skills on it. But they want basic country rustic shit. SMH!I still get to build something though.
Merry Christmas
The only thing left is for them to paint them. They are completely sanded and ready for their toilet!
The shitter shelf is here! Lol
WeedFreak78
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I've accomplished getting a hangover. What's left of the pitcher of white Russian taunted me into nausea when I opened the fridge. When i was younger I woulda dived back in for breakfast, but I think my body might shut down if I tried that now. Just downed some greasy sausage, eggs bathed in butter and some double strength coffee, now I'm burning a fatty. Gotta go work on my snowblower.... again. Have i mentioned how much I hate winter?
Indacouch
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Pouco, Nae muito
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Indacouch
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Good point
Indacouch
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I'd have to try copping a squat on that thing ......and dropping a long distance deuce.......what if I miss you ask......no worries, I have a 6 year old to blame.