Indacouch
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Good to hear
What did you accomplish today?
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Indacouch
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Momma is making homemade chocolate chip cookies .....warm delicious chocolate chip cookies....I'd go ahead and injur myself here at work to get home faster.....but I work for my family ....and they're Portuguese.....so a beer and a band aid fixes everything...il just finish my work day as scheduled.
Roast,vegetables and chocolate chip cookies.....can't wait
Roast,vegetables and chocolate chip cookies.....can't wait
WeedFreak78
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So I reluctantly went out to see if I could find the stuff i didn't order from Amazon. Had to go to the shopping center from hell. It was originally just a supermarket 25 years ago, since then they built a Wally World and strip mall connecting to the supermarket, and they built another shopping area across the street, but never did any appreciable traffic improvements, so it's a traffic nightmare. It's right off the highway and just over the state border, so all the surrounding assholes come here to shop. I never found the shit I was looking for, but I got a blueberry pie, so not a complete loss. I start heading home and the guy in the lane next to me, but slightly ahead of me, keeps swerving into my lane. I'm trying to watch him so he doesn't hit me, just as someone else further up in his lane cuts into our lane and traffic comes to a stop, so I end up rear ending the chick in front of me. Nothing major, paint damage on hers, i cracked my grill
. I have to argue with her to go up to the next side road and get off the main road so we're not screwing up traffic. I fill out my info, go to get hers ands she says she called the police...WTF!? So we wait. 2 cruisers show up, one cop I've had words with.. great 
, they get annoyed when they realize it was such a minor accident. She corroborates my story, she saw the guy swerving and she even thought he was going to hit me, so that was cool. I tried getting her to go get an estimate so I could just pay, it was just painting a bumper, but she said she "felt better" dealing with insurance, fucking millennials. I tried explaining I'll get years of surcharges that'll cost more than the few hundred out of pocket, but it didn't go. Bitch
. I didn't remember I had $700 in the glove box I was supposed to deposit, I could've been done right there for a couple Benjis, everyone likes cash, so fuck me there. Then i get home and realize the blueberry pie flew off my seat and got crushed. 
. So, fuck it, I have enough booze, beer and weed to stay numb for a couple days, I'm gonna go mix a gallon of white Russian eat some sloppy pie.
. I have to argue with her to go up to the next side road and get off the main road so we're not screwing up traffic. I fill out my info, go to get hers ands she says she called the police...WTF!? So we wait. 2 cruisers show up, one cop I've had words with.. great , they get annoyed when they realize it was such a minor accident. She corroborates my story, she saw the guy swerving and she even thought he was going to hit me, so that was cool. I tried getting her to go get an estimate so I could just pay, it was just painting a bumper, but she said she "felt better" dealing with insurance, fucking millennials. I tried explaining I'll get years of surcharges that'll cost more than the few hundred out of pocket, but it didn't go. Bitch. I didn't remember I had $700 in the glove box I was supposed to deposit, I could've been done right there for a couple Benjis, everyone likes cash, so fuck me there. Then i get home and realize the blueberry pie flew off my seat and got crushed. . So, fuck it, I have enough booze, beer and weed to stay numb for a couple days, I'm gonna go mix a gallon of white Russian eat some sloppy pie. I love Portuguese food. Almejas en salsa Verde may be my all time favorite dish. With a crusty bread. Newark nj has some great Portuguese restaurants. Wish they had some in so cal.
Karah
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I like cookies
Dr.Amber Trichome
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That Fuck X mas video was funny! Tripped out too. I distributed all zee x mas gifts and cards ro my closest colleagues at work . I figured I would do it today so they have one day to feel guilty enough to get me something. Lol.
Dr.Amber Trichome
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One colleague called out sick and I’m left with his card!!! I whiteout his name now I have to decide who gets it . Is this tacky looking? Lol
lokie
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I like the way you think.
I used to buy my sister gifts that I thought she would not use. That way when she ignored or rejected them I could have them. Sometimes it worked and sometimes it did not.
lokie
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It portrays more passion than this.
This painting by New York abstract artist Barnett Newman sold for a record $43.8 million at Sotheby's in 2013. Onement Vi, a 8.5ft by 10ft dark blue canvas with Newman's distinctive "zip" running through the center, was painted in 1953. It is the last of six pieces that the artist created for his Onement series. Four of the oil on canvas paintings are now owned by museums.
We are not saying that it's a bad painting, but $43 million for a blue canvas does seem like a lot.
BudmanTX
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boy talk about blowing a load.....here lets pay 43mil for a blue canvas with a white strip in it....sure.....fukn rich ass wipesIt portrays more passion than this.
This painting by New York abstract artist Barnett Newman sold for a record $43.8 million at Sotheby's in 2013. Onement Vi, a 8.5ft by 10ft dark blue canvas with Newman's distinctive "zip" running through the center, was painted in 1953. It is the last of six pieces that the artist created for his Onement series. Four of the oil on canvas paintings are now owned by museums.
We are not saying that it's a bad painting, but $43 million for a blue canvas does seem like a lot.
Dr.Amber Trichome
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Lokie your hysterical! LOL. There is so much shitty art in museums that looks like totally worthless but costs millions it makes me cringe! That art world is such a rich cliche of pretentious assholes. Then you go the museums and see this shit being guarded! It’s unbelievable !!
Dr.Amber Trichome
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These cookies are fasinating! Is this a camera trick 420god? How could the kisses not melt? I guess you indented them prior to cooking? Very creative wreath cookies. Would you be so kind to share the recipe?
Cheers.
Cheers.
Bareback
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My wife told me to apply for that card, so I read some reviews and they were all bad. Seems like the chase card customer service sucks ass. So I said fuck it, I don't need the headache.
420God
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They put the kisses on after they're baked but right before they harden up. The wreaths are made from melting a bag of marshmellows in the microwave for a few seconds then mix in food coloring and cornflakes.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Ooohhh ... putting the kisses on right before they harden up
heehee
I wondered about the wreaths too ... corn flakes, genius
Indacouch
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neosapien
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Those peanut butter thumbprints are my absolute favorite. Unless they're sugar cookies in disguise. Then they can die!Wife and daughter are baking away. House smells great.
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cannabineer
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no way! Sugar cookies rule. And those wreath cookies (will they get little red sugarberries?) are inspired.
Now if you want to get in touch with your inner Austrian, the sovereign nut for cookies is the hazelnut.
These are Vanillekipferl (vanilla crescents), essentially ground hazelnut held together with sugar, butter and a grudging pinch of flour. Gimme a plate of those and a steinful of Irish Cream ... to really plus the nationally mixed metaphor ... .
