weed induced super powers?

Killa Man

Killa Man

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i think i might posess healing powers like jesus...i had a strange epiphany the other night after smoking a fat j.. my pops was in the room lurched over and said his heart was hurting so i went to pat him on the back lightly you know to like comfort him...as soon as i touchd his back he let out a ginormous burp and said he was good lol...i know it doesnt sound amazing but afterwards he kept givin me wierd vibes like i saved his life...maybe i was just stoned or something...but i have also been known to recommend perfect home remedies for just about every ailment, and have been told my messages are orgasmic...i honestly think weed has helped me tap into my subconcious and provided me with the gift of healing..and if im really high i think im emitting some kind of ora or energy that heals whoever is in my presence...anybody else think they have weed induced super human abilities? and what are they?
 
Killa Man

Killa Man

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wow man...lemme know if you ever injure youself i now have a complete set of manchupichuan voretex crystals
 
smartsoverambition

smartsoverambition

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i believe in god given powers (I AM NOT TRYING TO START AN ARGUMENT)
i also believe jesus smoked weed
who knows maybe you do but it also spinds like i could of been heart burn and that the trapped air caused a buildup somewhere putting pressure n ur fathers heart, when you patted him on the back you forced the air out causing relief

lol but could u imagine?

OMG SOMEONE TRAPPED UNDER THAT BUS!

WEED POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!!
bongsmiliebongsmiliebongsmilie

THANK YOU WEED MAN YOU SAVED ME?

UGHH NO PROB MA'AM, (COUGH COUGH) U GOT ANY COOKIES OR SUMTHIN? I GOTTA WICKED CASE OF THE MUNCHIES

could u imagine that as a cartoon?
i gotta find an artist

(lol towlie is also the worst stereotypical smoker of all time also lol)
 
MauiLover1

MauiLover1

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Herb may help you tap into a more positive energy within yourself that rubs off on people around you. This is at least what it does for me. But as far as giving you actual healing powers, ya thats just you being baked.
 
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Killa Man said:
i think i might posess healing powers like jesus...i had a strange epiphany the other night after smoking a fat j.. my pops was in the room lurched over and said his heart was hurting so i went to pat him on the back lightly you know to like comfort him...as soon as i touchd his back he let out a ginormous burp and said he was good lol...i know it doesnt sound amazing but afterwards he kept givin me wierd vibes like i saved his life...maybe i was just stoned or something...but i have also been known to recommend perfect home remedies for just about every ailment, and have been told my messages are orgasmic...i honestly think weed has helped me tap into my subconcious and provided me with the gift of healing..and if im really high i think im emitting some kind of ora or energy that heals whoever is in my presence...anybody else think they have weed induced super human abilities? and what are they?
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this is how it went down i ber....

"i think im gonna smoke a bowl"bongsmilie

"...im not really feelin it yet"bongsmilie

"ok maybe just one more"bongsmilie

.....ONE HOUR LATER...

"OMG I THINK I CAN HEAL PEOPLE":eyesmoke:

just fuckin with ya,
but hey who knows maybe you can
 
Taran

Taran

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Maybe.

I dont believe in god but maybe you just got that touch lol.

How much did you smoke again =)
 
sarah22

sarah22

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i agree with ya dude...i might catch a lot of shit for this...but whatever. im a practicing witch...like i do spells and shit lol...and im VERY good at what i do...i definitely think weed has helped me tap into my subconscious and help my develop my abilities...
 
Taran

Taran

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Oh yeah, i forgot to tell you i have the ability to control fire.
And cast magic missle =)
 
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Deviant Motion

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believe in god given powers (I AM NOT TRYING TO START AN ARGUMENT)
i also believe jesus smoked weed
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Romans 14
2.for one believeth that he may eat all things:another, who is weak, eateth herbs.
3 Let not him that eateth despise him that eateth not; and let not him which eateth not judge him that eateth: for God has received him.
6 (half way down) He that eateth, eateth to the Lord. for he gives God thanks; and he that eateth not, to the Lord he eateth not, and giveth God thanks.

not trying to make this about religion or anything but the thing about jesus smoking made me have to quote my favorite herb related bit. I once had this bible thumper trying to save my soul and I sat and listened to him for 20 mins or so patiently.. Took his bible and showed him that bit above and he got mad and walked out.

As far as the healing.. I'd say its possible but I just think you were high. I have seen stranger things though but I wouldn't expect anyone to believe them ethier.
 
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koolhand77

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I have always been prone to: Genesis 1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after their kind: and God saw that it was good.
 
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kindprincess

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i think that pot allows us to utilize more than the standard 10% of our brain. theoretically, if we are able to achieve 50% or more of our brain function, we would become controllers, gods and goddesses in a world of animals.....

every day usage for years seems to expand the mind power of users. everyone who smokes can think of a time they came up with a solution to some problem, something that was directly linked to the altered brain state due to cannabis consumption...
 
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koolhand77

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I come up with the best fucking Ideas high. I started writing them down when I thought of them so I could remember them. Becasue as we all know weed kills our brains cells and causes short term memorey loss. but, I would come up with solutions on how to make things easier at work. All kinds of werid shit.
 
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kindprincess

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weed does NOT kill brain cells. weed regenerates brain cells (pot makes us grow new brain cells to replace dead cells; scientific fact, but am too stoned to worry about googling)
 
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