US Federal Debt Is Expanding At The Fastest Rate Since The Crisis

he's voting for texas to secede from the union. meanwhile, he gets a federal assistance check every month.

you literally can't make this stuff up.

Gtfo, LOL.

Pie? Hear that? Could you two maybe arrange to carpool together when you have appointments at the food stamp office?
(Sorry, sorry, that was awful of me....I'm lusciously sorry.)
 
9/22/2016 - Evening

Dear Diary,

Today a racist old cunt named Illinois Enema Bandit showed us all his tiny wiener. We all had a good laugh, but I am pretty sure he was being serious. I almost felt bad for him for a second, then I remembered that he will die very soon. I take comfort in that fact...

/end log
 
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