Tips for booby-trapping your stash?

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kronickrazykiki

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My roommate steals pot from my room when she's out of money. She won't admit to it and it's starting to piss me off. So I want to rig a jar or a nug for her to find. Proving that she's taking it is a secondary goal, I'm 99.9% sure she is. I want something that will show her I know, and teach her a lesson. Nothing that would really hurt her, just make her think twice about getting into my stuff again.
Let me preempt the "just kick her out" responses by saying that while she sucks at managing money, she does pay rent, which I need sometimes. And she suffers from certain mental illnesses which make me feel it would be cruel to kick her out on her own. And most of the time we get along fine. But she has a problem and won't believe me, and since she won't admit to taking my weed, I don't really want to get into one of those circular "you're lying" arguments.
I've considered rigging a jar with piece of tape, or magic marker on the lid, but those plans just don't seem to pack any punch.
Anyone else had similar problems with roomies/siblings/etc? What did you do?
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Hide a loaded shotgun in her room somewhere, pointed at her bed. Tie a long piece of dental floss to the trigger and run it to your room. Tie a bud to the other end. When she takes the bait, the gun will go off showering her bed with pellets. It is safe because she will be in your room when it fires. You can either confront her since she cannot hide the evidence, or just say nothing and have the shotgun blast be her confrontation.
 
lahadaextranjera

lahadaextranjera

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My sister once did this. I was 17 and she was 13-14. I told my Mum because she repeatedly came home from school and passed out on the sofa after a munchies attack. It was ridiculous, like living with a locust!
Eventually she got caught at school (she wasn't very smart smoking in the toilets) and immediately suspended and of course it was all MY fault because she had stolen the weed from my bedroom.

In your case, you need that weed laced with Meth. Then you'll know for sure and she will never do it again.
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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Leave a bud for her to steal soaked in super glue then catch her green handed with bud glued to her hands. :bigjoint:

Or just buy a padlock for your bedroom........
 
dux

dux

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Mousetraps with a little piece of paper towel/tissue can be deadly in lots o ways...
 
Banana444

Banana444

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Strategically place tacks upside down on the floor/in carpet. Where do ya keep your bud? Spring loaded traps are a hoot.
 
Iloveskywalkerog

Iloveskywalkerog

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Drown the bud in maple syrup so that if she tries to
take it she will be in a very sticky situation and if she has long hair it'll be even better cause then her hair will be stuck, and then it will take her forever to get herself unstuck, by this time if she is a normal person she would have completely forgot about the bud and completely focused on being free again, after this she will never try to steal your bud again but it's up to you to figure out how you're gonna clean the syrup to get to your bud which means getting the bud wet unless you can think of a better way, but I doubt it.
 
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