Tips for booby-trapping your stash?

buy a safe ffs

lace bud with pcp as shown in that award winning documentary 'Training Day'. When she is affected by said pcp tell her that you didn't know she liked to get wet , then make unusual hand actions in the direction of her face. After, you could drive her to an elderly drug barons home and ask her to assassinate him ( Unless of course she likes pcp, and/or assassinating eldery drug dealers.)

Doobie trap

Grab a small nug and make sure she catches you rubbing it all over your bare nuts and rectum. When she asks you what you're doing, explain to her it's the best way to cure bud. You do it to all your buds, naturally. If after that she still helps herself to your stash, I'd probably ask her out.

Easy- get a small video camera and hide that shit. Not in your room but in her parents bedroom. Catch her on tape having incestuous foreplay and deep anal penetration and entirely anal orgasms (eao's) with her dad. Then use aforementioned video to blackmail her so she stops stealing from you. The threat of exposing her sick sexual behavior will be enough to get her to stop.

Laced it with PCP then contact @Football the super god mod of RIU

Poop in an opaque weed jar...

see how she likes them apples.

spring loaded semen...opens the jar to a faceful of spooge? much like snakes in the peanut brittle can, only with semen instead.

Really the best booby-trap is the one from Gilligans Island where they use a pit covered in palm fronds. Someone coming for your stash falls in and can't get out. You can then shoot them or even better is to place upright-facing pointed sticks at the bottom of the pit so they are impaired on the pointed sticks when they fall into the pit.

That's the best.

Just get a spy cam then show her the footage

Metasynth said:

Poop in an opaque weed jar...

see how she likes them apples.

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I had an uncle that was bat shit crazy. He would shit in a milk carton and then close it up and wrap it in nice wrapping paper and put a bow on top. Then he would set it on the sidewalk and peek out the window and watch until somebody would walk off with it.

Cobnobuler said:

I had an uncle that was bat shit crazy. He would shit in a milk carton and then close it up and wrap it in nice wrapping paper and put a bow on top. Then he would set it on the sidewalk and peek out the window and watch until somebody would walk off with it.

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Do you really mean he was "crazy"? Or just AWESOME!

That's a cool uncle right there. hahahaha

Yessica... said:

Do you really man he was "crazy"? Or just AWESOME!

That's a cool uncle right there. hahahaha

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Ya'know he was cool as hell in a lot of ways. He was an eccentric kinda guy. He drove this bad-ass 62 Thunderbird and rode an old army motorcycle. They kicked him out of the service and he left on one of their bikes.

kronickrazykiki said:

. I want something that will show her I know,
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there's an app for phones which acts like a security camera and you can set it to take silent ( no flash or click) snapshots of the first motion on screen..... Your friends hand reaching for de weed.

you need to plug your phone in the charger but you can leave it hidden in a cupboard just zoomed in on you stash waiting for pinchy hands to nick ya stasho

Ps .......... R u a cop ?

stinkyjoe said:

there's an app for phones which acts like a security camera and you can set it to take silent ( no flash or click) snapshots of the first motion on screen..... Your friends hand reaching for de weed.

you need to plug your phone in the charger but you can leave it hidden in a cupboard just zoomed in on you stash waiting for pinchy hands to nick ya stasho

Ps .......... R u a cop ?

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Nobody likes you. You have an inside out penis. Go fuck yourself with the wide end of a bowling pin.

lol still on ignore ^^ I'll learn.

anyways.

like this but you don't need the camera, the app uses your phone camera !!! CAUGHT RED HANDED!!



goooooooooood luck

stinkyjoe said:

lol still on ignore ^^ I'll learn.

anyways.

like this but you don't need the camera, the app uses your phone camera !!! CAUGHT RED HANDED!!

goooooooooood luck

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I'm still on ignore, but you still reply to almost every post of mine and you are following me.

Nobody likes you. Go overdose on laxatives.

Cobnobuler said:

Ya'know he was cool as hell in a lot of ways. He was an eccentric kinda guy. He drove this bad-ass 62 Thunderbird and rode an old army motorcycle. They kicked him out of the service and he left on one of their bikes.

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AND he made strangers look at his shit.

That's bad ass as hell in my book. Harmless pranks. Everybody poops.

Blue Wizard said:

I'm still on ignore, but you still reply to almost every post of mine and you are following me.

Nobody likes you. Go overdose on laxatives.

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If you talk to him, he'll never go away. We should do team ignore button!!!!!!

It might be fun. One, two, three, everybody ignore-button the d-bag!!!

I don't even remember what his new fake name was, I ignore buttoned him yesterday.