this sound wierd but...

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Chosen

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Im always at the door at 8:00 in the morning to stare at them for 15 minutes before the lights go off for the day. I could swear I read one of the regulars say he installed a green light to start at them in the dark.
 
FilthyFletch

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
Well if you have meaningful convosations and answer back as if the plants are repling that might be an issue. I personally look at it like this ..Im thier god I hold thier lives in my hands from the day they are born til the day I hack them down and smoke thier dry lifeless bodies and enjoy the smell of thier souls.I yell at them "Grow you mother fuckers or there will be hell to pay. I am your master and I command huge sugary colas or else you will feel my wrath!!"...Seeems to work never any back talk and yields seem to be decent maybe thats just me though.Happy trees and bushes...happy I say!!!
 
Gygax1974

Gygax1974

Just some idiot
FilthyFletch said:
Well if you have meaningful convosations and answer back as if the plants are repling that might be an issue. I personally look at it like this ..Im thier god I hold thier lives in my hands from the day they are born til the day I hack them down and smoke thier dry lifeless bodies and enjoy the smell of thier souls.I yell at them "Grow you mother fuckers or there will be hell to pay. I am your master and I command huge sugary colas or else you will feel my wrath!!"...Seeems to work never any back talk and yields seem to be decent maybe thats just me though.Happy trees and bushes...happy I say!!!
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it puts the lotion in the basket.....
 
stickydankherb

stickydankherb

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FilthyFletch said:
Well if you have meaningful convosations and answer back as if the plants are repling that might be an issue. I personally look at it like this ..Im thier god I hold thier lives in my hands from the day they are born til the day I hack them down and smoke thier dry lifeless bodies and enjoy the smell of thier souls.I yell at them "Grow you mother fuckers or there will be hell to pay. I am your master and I command huge sugary colas or else you will feel my wrath!!"...Seeems to work never any back talk and yields seem to be decent maybe thats just me though.Happy trees and bushes...happy I say!!!
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Fucking Hilarious!!! This has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever read and this post takes the cake.

smoke their dry lifeless bodies and smell their souls... lol hilarious:hump:
 
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