The UK Growers Thread!

[Griffta]

yeah its the 1st time ive ever done this ppv shit, dont agree with it tbh. I pay enough to have the footy channels, they take the piss wanting any more off me.
Haye's playing the mind games, played his intro music but he didnt appear, then they announced that he's keepin the crowd waiting for a further 10 mins.

Here he comes... is that the new england top? Looks like a ref ffs!

 

[dura72]

i dont bother with sports channels or movies either. i go to the pub for the football and i buy dvds every week or two with the occaisonal trip to the pics. im a big fil fan but sky just repeats far too much shit and as far as football concerened, if it aint rangers or scotland i dont really give a fuck, mite watch larger english games, man u v chelsea sorta thing or champ league stuff, again the pubs always show them.

 

[tip top toker]

Just spent the evening at grillfest, many grills of many meats and burgers and jacket tatters and chorizo and mmmm, and lots of cider, ale and live Tennessee music. Everyone else started drinking at noon, so i'm on me own catching up this guy ios all about weed hash and concentrates, nows what he likes, he has tasty treats. Hanzel and gretel? ESCAPE TE COOKING POT!

 

[dura72]

Sometimes I watch football holding an xbox controller just to screw with my mums head

 

[dura72]

What's the difference between David haye and Harvey price ?

Nothing they both enjoy rolling around on the floor for no reason

 

[Griffta]

[video=youtube;7FgS3kCv79I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I[/video]
Heavyweights these days are nothin like Iron Mike Tyson in his prime.

 

[tip top toker]

fookin ell!The commentators description of windmill is spot on.

Just reading news about sky cocking up the fight a bit, but really, £15 to watch one fight on television? No thanks!

 

[dura72]

the guy was a terrible boxer, no footwork, terrible technique, not particularly fast but undoubtedly the most effective machine of destruction EVER to get into a boxing ring.

 

[dura72]

So David, are you up for the rematch? fancy going head to head, toe to toe.....David.....DAVID.......DAVID, COME BACK HERE!!!

 

[dura72]

My son walked in today and said 'Daddy, whats a transsexual'
So I said 'Go ask your mother, he'll know'

 

[supersillybilly]

I got the torrent off btjunkie Griffta. Aye its a decent copy for a cam. Ended up in a comedy club last night. Good fun. Went to go for a piss and the cunt said in an airport tannoy voice "All homosexuals to the bar please, all homosexuals to the bar". There was an old couple that he got ripped into, he asked where they met and they replied a dating website. Quick as you like he replied, what was it called Carbon Dating. lol

 

[dura72]

lol, sounds good bill, where was the club btw?

 

[supersillybilly]

Harbour Arts Centre in Irvine, yes Irvine.lol Show was called Sidespliiters. Next one is August 6th but I'll miss that coz its the Rangers-Chelsea game. U fancy that Dura. I know a few Chelsea boys that are coming up. Will be a wild one

 

[dura72]

[video=youtube;7FgS3kCv79I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I[/video]
Heavyweights these days are nothin like Iron Mike Tyson in his prime.

ive no sound on this pc just now(its a peice of shit) but just watching that was fuckin incredible, what a fucking puncher that guy was. fuck yer subtle art your gettin yer cunt punched. end of story.

 

[dura72]

Harbour Arts Centre in Irvine, yes Irvine.lol Show was called Sidespliiters. Next one is August 6th but I'll miss that coz its the Rangers-Chelsea game. U fancy that Dura. I know a few Chelsea boys that are coming up. Will be a wild one

mmmmm, ah do mate, the reason i was askin was that me and the (sumtimes) girlfriend are both huge stand up comedy fans and i was thinkin dinner, comedy club, hotel kinda birthday present. fuck her she can wait. what about the tickets for the game?

 

[supersillybilly]

They go on sale on the 12th of July.lol Will be a good game and a good party before and after. Good relationship withe the Chelsea boys

 

[dura72]

ah definetly fancy it. what the ticket price btw? bout 25 or 30? gotty watch the cash round that time, ma birthdays the first, my mates the 2nd, the girls is the 15th and ive gotta the wickerman festival on 21st o this month.

 

[supersillybilly]

It will prob be around the £30 mark. Bottle of maddog for the train, couple of pints before the game, eat 4 hotdogs during the game, then pub crawl round Glasgow and if your lucky manage to stumble on the last train home. You'l need a good 100 - 200. U will be able to punt loads of sniff to these cunts too

 

[dura72]

£200 sounds about rite, ahll jist bring a half oz with me and we can have a heavy drink session. should be able tae get a ticket at the gate, these games are never sell outs.

 

[dura72]

either that or you can pay for ma ticket when ur ordering yours and ahll square ye up or give u sniff.