The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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Indeedy worms is fukin class,its salmon,sea trout,mackerel lingh n other mad shit i cant pronounce in gaelic.bn casting at seals n they jus slap ther bellys at me n fuck off laughin the pricks...
shit mate, your trying to fish around where seals are!!! good luck wae that buddy, those fuckers are experts and the fish that escape them are liable to be too fuckin smart tae be caught wae sum bait!! ahd have a wee saunter around lookin for a quieter spot although what i will say is that if there are seals there then there are definetly fish as well. im not sure if seals feed at particular times of the day.
 

dura72

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ive got the junkies down stairs goin at it with the bangin and shouting routine....not happy....trouble is ahve got my wee lad today.... so do i call the cops(kinda against the rules), do i just put up with it, or do i tie the kid to the child gate, lift my axe or sword and go and fuckin sort it .....seriously tempted to the latter but if i get lifted im fucked...im still on bail and the kid abondment would get me a serious sentence.
 

dura72

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ah well jist opened the front door and gave it the full volume "FUCK UP YA CUNTS!!!!!" ....its went quiet
 

dura72

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Fucking hate junkie. They are up late though. Usually heavy gouched by now
aye, ah heard them partying earlier, they musta been drinkin or sumthin(unusual for junkies i know)and it was ok it was just little noise from their open window thru my open window but at sum point theres been a wee falling out, it was bird coz ah cld hear the high pitch voice and she's battering the door geein it laldy tae get back in. it jist went on too long, and i dont have the most patient of natures. its still happenin sporadically. im cool with it just now....and ahll give them an hour or so...but dependent on mood it will stop. one way or another.
 

dura72

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When I was 8 I went shopping with my dad the day before my birthday. He went to buy some cigarettes and I ran off to the man at the till and told him not to sell them to my dad because I didn't want my daddy to die. When he came up to buy his stuff, the man told him the story. He broke down in tears in the middle of the store, picked me up and took me home without the cigarettes. The next day, he told me that as my birthday present, he had given up smoking for good.

Cunt, I asked for a bike.
 

dura72

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TEXTING for Seniors
The kids have all their little SMS codes... like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In
 

Griffta

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TEXTING for Seniors
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
hahaha!

Right then, just bought the Haye fight. Fucking hope I dont smoke myself into a coma and fall asleep (or that its over in 30 seconds)
Cmon Hayemaker, launch one on to his big rusky face.

Whats that copy of hangover 2 like ssbilly? I was looking for one earlier but couldnt find a good one.
 

dura72

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Mummy?

Yes Harvey?

Do we have to go to Praia de Luz AGAIN this year?

Hopefully, this will be the last time Harvey...
 

dura72

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know....
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
 

Griffta

Active Member
aaaaaaaaah the punchline! spent 10 mins trying to figure out the WIFE riddle before.
fight night is building up nicely, M&S dine in for 2 all to myself and an inability to put down the rizlas has got me rooted to the couch.
 
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