The Situation Room

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #1

Alright.
So I have ONE single phone number, for a room INSIDE the White House.

It is called "The Situation Room"
If you call them they say "Situation Room, this is (name)"
But if you ask what they are for, or present them with a situation. They either hang up saying something like "Good day sir" or nothing at all.
OR they threaten that they are tracing the call. But calling someone, to ask who they are isn't against the law. (As far as I know)

We even called a government information hotline, and they just looked it up on Wikipedia, and said the exact same thing to us that we had read before calling them
Does anyone know what the situation room is?


PM for the number, to try to find out yourself.
Comment if you know what the room is.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jan 8, 2012

• #2

Have you tried reversing the script? Your first words: "Okay, Major - what's the situation?" cn

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #3

cannabineer said:

Have you tried reversing the script? Your first words: "Okay, Major - what's the situation?" cn

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No I have not.

That might get a better answer.

 

Unnk

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #4

lolllllllllllllllllllllll


its where they keep mike from the jersey shore tied up to do their bidding

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #5

Unnk said:

lolllllllllllllllllllllll


its where they keep mike from the jersey shore tied up to do their bidding

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The Situation Room!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

I'm just gonna start asking if Mike is there, and once we start talking I can say I thought this was the number to "The Situation's Room" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

Unnk

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #6

ask for a GTL schedule

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #7

Unnk said:

ask for a GTL schedule

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What's that?

 

Unnk

Well-Known Member

• Jan 8, 2012

• #8

lol sorry my wife has a problem with the show apparently its Gym tan Laundry

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #9

No one else wants the number?

 

ShadyStoner

New Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #10

Previous experience has taught me not to fuck with the government - they always seem to win or cost me several thousand

 

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spleefed

Active Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #11

That's not the real Situation Room. You've got a ghost number that belongs to a bureau that investigates crackpots and malcontents. If you call it, you're on their radar. For the rest of you life you will suspect that every man you see in a black suit is following you.

 

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #12

dont ring this number if your growing , you might get a visit from men in suits

 

scroglodyte

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #13

AP- Local pothead disappears in middle of night

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #14

spleefed said:

That's not the real Situation Room. You've got a ghost number that belongs to a bureau that investigates crackpots and malcontents. If you call it, you're on their radar. For the rest of you life you will suspect that every man you see in a black suit is following you.

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It's really the Situation Room, they say so when I call

They would just say "Hello?" if it was the FBI, not pretend to be another official room....

And they can't do anything. I haven't called it in over a year, maybe 2. And nothings happened to anyone that's called it before, and a few people tried it on a few phones.
Like 10 phones over a year period

No suits came

 

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spleefed

Active Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #15

I know a guy at the Situation Room. His name is Stuart Pedasso. He goes by Stu. Ask for him next time.

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #16

spleefed said:

I know a guy at the Situation Room. His name is Stuart Pedasso. He goes by Stu. Ask for him next time.

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If I call again, I'm asking for Mike

And I'm going to say "I thought this was 'The Situation's' room."

 

stonerman

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #17

lol this sounds interesting. A phone number that will pick up and answer, but if you say the wrong thing they will hang up. I would just think of a bunch of different things to say and try calling on a bunch of payphones lol. Situation sounds like trouble, terrorism would probably spark their interest. Maybe you should just ask simply whats the situation in the situation room today? lol

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Jan 26, 2012

• #18

[video=youtube;ilsK7hyEuFI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsK7hyEuFI&feature=related[/video]

 

Finshaggy

Well-Known Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #19

stonerman said:

lol this sounds interesting. A phone number that will pick up and answer, but if you say the wrong thing they will hang up. I would just think of a bunch of different things to say and try calling on a bunch of payphones lol. Situation sounds like trouble, terrorism would probably spark their interest. Maybe you should just ask simply whats the situation in the situation room today? lol

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That was Cannabineer's Idea. I like that idea also.
I do want to act like I thought I was calling the Jersey Shore house at least once though

 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2012

• #20

After my mother got a warning from the government when she turned the computer on when I was in my teens I have never looked to deeply in to some shit...