The Selfish Stoner

Lat night i was out with a couple people and we all cam back to my place and we all ended up having a nice session with a couple glass pieces going around watching some kings of comedy. The four out of five of us who were there all packed a bowl and sent it around. The one kid who had a legit Bluedream strain wouldnt pack a bowl only smoke the ones we packed. When asked he said that his weed was to good to pack a whole bowl and that its personal weed. Now i understand if you dont want to smoke people up (I hate just smoking random people up) but this was ridiculous. We have known each other for years and no one there had a problem with this. I just cant stand people who will hop on your bowl no problem but then wont return the smoke up especially if thats was the whole point of the session. Im saying if your in a session where the point is to match and throw down on a bowl and you dont want to match, dont be that guy who just smokes everyone's pot because honestly not one likes that guy.

Simple solution, don't blaze him up next time.

so like, did you beat him up or something? call him some nasty names?

i could understand if he dint have any but to hold out is pretty shady

juleswinnfield said:

so like, did you beat him up or something? call him some nasty names?

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pickle you cumquat!!

what the french toast??!!

Where im from we'd just pass the bowl back and fourth infront of his face and smoke it if he didn't wanna pack a bowl.

Yeah...nobody likes "the scavenger smoker" lol although he should have been called out on such rude behavior.

Yeah you guys should've called him out and excluded him... Fuck that shit.... If you don't wanna smoke people up, don't even SAY you have any weed....

977.SKE said:

too good to pack a whole bowl?

i would've jacked him at gun-point.

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tough guy over here...

juleswinnfield said:

tough guy over here...

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ahaha that made me laugh, but he does have a point saying your weed is too good to smoke with somebody is unbelievable ignorant, he does deserved to get jacked.

Hhaha yeah he did deserve to get his shit stolen but it was all good my roommate found some dropped nugs. Not sure if their mine,his or someone else but it worked out for me in the end.

When someone passes your bowl to him just be like, "no. Skip him. If hes not throwing down i'm not throwing him a bowl"

Nobody I know would argue with that?

If I KNOW theres gonna be a sesh we nip back to mine and I grab some nice stuff...if I DON'T then we just have my mates stuff, I don't mind sharing as I dont do it that often

I am glad he is your friend not mine. LOL

newatit2010 said:

I am glad he is your friend not mine. LOL

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Hes a friends friend but i see him around all the time.

what a dick, dont smoke with his unappreciative ass anymore

I smoke people out all the time, I believe in good karma in that dept, yet I rarely get it back.
I hate when people are smoking MY WEED and get hella stingy, not wanting to pass the blunt or bowl back, etc. Like bitch that is my shit, its expensive, give it back you vulture

JJC588 said:

Lat night i was out with a couple people and we all cam back to my place and we all ended up having a nice session with a couple glass pieces going around watching some kings of comedy. The four out of five of us who were there all packed a bowl and sent it around. The one kid who had a legit Bluedream strain wouldnt pack a bowl only smoke the ones we packed. When asked he said that his weed was to good to pack a whole bowl and that its personal weed. Now i understand if you dont want to smoke people up (I hate just smoking random people up) but this was ridiculous. We have known each other for years and no one there had a problem with this. I just cant stand people who will hop on your bowl no problem but then wont return the smoke up especially if thats was the whole point of the session. Im saying if your in a session where the point is to match and throw down on a bowl and you dont want to match, dont be that guy who just smokes everyone's pot because honestly not one likes that guy.

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As if everyone else's was shit and for public consumption??? If you grow, I guarantee yours was just as special. Fuck that dude, he'd have been "uninvited" real quick at my house!!! I have no problem with friends that have none, in fact if I know they are out, they leave with some. That simple. At least an 1/8th. I grow, (none know it tho, they just think I have a great hookup) so I spread a bit of the wealth, and so far nobody has taken advantage. That guy would never be back!!!! What an arrogant prick!!!

I had a friend that was the same way but me and my homie kept telling this dude you need to start pitching in on a bowl and we finally broke him in on the way of a smoke out but he would still come over and I would smoke him out with 2 bowls of what little bit I had left and he would repay the favor 2 or 3 days later but would smoke both bowls instead of leaving me a little green so I could have something to smoke on later oh he would also come up on some high grade mostly skywalker

Alright, he got some good bud once in a blue moon and doesn`t want to share it. Your a peaceful stoner and you kept the peace, for everyones happines. I might of done the same.

But if his bud was really that good, it still wouldn`t equate to twice as good as your weed, right? Say if it did, then he would pass on 1 bowl for each person for 2 bowls from each person, simple justice.

But look at this as giving him a second chance to prove his a decent dude. If he is, then he should roll a blunt of some "non uber duber" bud to make it all up to you on top of all the shared weed, equally on the next session. If he doesn`t do that, he should buy some pizza or supply munchies for the next. If he doesn`t do anything then I would tell my friend to not bring his friend around anymore.