the coolest cop ever!!

cnl491

Well-Known Member
haha thats how it is here..well sorta? dam but the cheescake factory sounds good as hell rite now!! weres it at?? i think we got one here! hahah peace
 

cnl491

Well-Known Member
nah..cause that would be his plants then! an i dunno if i can do that to those beauties!! lol
 

cnl491

Well-Known Member
hahah he dont have one..hes familys rich.. so he dont need to go nowere..just around his yard which is like f-ing huge so he drives a golf kart around!! lol
 

pandabear

Well-Known Member
well whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Do the same thing he did to you, find a way to make him think he has been caught.... but be carful cuz he might destroy his plants:mrgreen:
 

merryjiuana

Active Member
get somone to dress up in ski mask and guns and shit and jack his golf cart ha just a suggestion i think that would be kinda funny
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
HOW ABOUT for starters you tell us the truth and just admit that you smoked a bowl of PcP this mornig and actually were watching sponge bob when the cop came out of the tv set ..... and you were so freaked out that y ou offered him a BJ as he handcuffed you and threw you in the hamburger mobile.. (sponge bobs car)
 

ivebeencanceled

Well-Known Member
HOW ABOUT for starters you tell us the truth and just admit that you smoked a bowl of PcP this mornig and actually were watching sponge bob when the cop came out of the tv set ..... and you were so freaked out that y ou offered him a BJ as he handcuffed you and threw you in the hamburger mobile.. (sponge bobs car)
That does kinda sound more realistic...yup

Spongebob...blowjobs..


hahha
 

Vermilion

Well-Known Member
We have some corrupt cops here too. I know 3 cops who are all friends, and if they catch you with weed they sell it back to you. But if you don't have enough money they smoke it themselves LOL.
 

RASCALONE

Well-Known Member
HOW ABOUT for starters you tell us the truth and just admit that you smoked a bowl of PcP this mornig and actually were watching sponge bob when the cop came out of the tv set ..... and you were so freaked out that y ou offered him a BJ as he handcuffed you and threw you in the hamburger mobile.. (sponge bobs car)
YES,SOUNDS ALOT MORE BELIEVABLE,LOL
 

J - Dog

Well-Known Member
Why should people have to even hide weed from the cops?? .. Its stupid.
Let them focus on more impotant chit...

Yeah some cops smoke weed when they're on a weekend fishing boat, talking aboot all the tales of busting people w/ pot and laughing..

Its pretty ridiculous how our system has become :spew:
 
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