the coolest cop ever!!

cnl491

cnl491

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hey what up?? well this morinig i was tokin up n eating my waffles..lol.
wen i got a big bang on my door.. it was an officer wit a warrent..i was like dam!! it was to late to do anything..so he told me that there was a snitch that said i grew..so he went to my room opend the door..then bam it was so brite!! ..(i was really high during this whole thing..n still ambongsmilie[jus took a hit]lol!!) he seen it all.. so i started jus gettin dressed cause i knew i was going to jail..lol. but then he turns out of the closet n just simply says "nice!" n i was like wat?? then he just broke it down to me..in his exact words he said "u wanna blaze a boul?" wit a stoner look on his face!! i just freake out n said u smoke?? he said yea.. then he told me the neigbors seen a plant an called..so i took the call cause im a stoner n grower!! i was like this shit is sum good shit if this is happening!! then he just goes to my bong packs a bowl n takes a hit..whil i was just staring at him?? think in wat is this some sort of setup or something..he said calm down man im just a normal dude..so finally i calmed down took sum ripes withem ..then he said just give me a trash bag wit sum regular weeds.. cause the neibors be watchin so i goota ack like i confiscated it! :-P:-P:-P:-P:o i was so happy!! so after he got his clear eyes out took the bag to his car..cam back..n even bout a 1/8th took off n said later. an closed the door. this whole time freakint out about the whole thing..it still wierd?? or could he have just been a stoner??:shock::weed:
 
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krime13

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Wow, Its your lucky day! Unless he was just some dude posing as a cop...But I have smoked with cops befoure, of course, I knew them...Do you still have to go to court?
 
cnl491

cnl491

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ok ...update..
after bout 5mins think bout it i get it call from my drow pal..
he said u get any vistors? i was like wat he just starts laughing n drops the phone..he said dude.. i was out buds so sent my uncle over there..he was goin to get sum from me..lol.. he just couldnt stop laughing..by now im pretty pissed off.. cause he scared the shit outa me.. so he says i told him to go all dressed up n make up a story or sumthing..haha dam!! so now i just feel like a jack ass..lo:wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:

but now after that i need sum opions or ideas how to get him bak!!
 
cnl491

cnl491

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so thinkging bout it thats why hi bougt the 1/8th..haha lol
and iv even smoke with the guy once or twice! lol..dam!
 
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fdd2blk

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go to his car. jack up the tires so they are 1/2 inch off the ground. place some sturdy blocks under it. he will get in the car and start it and try to drive away and the tires will spin in the air. first thing they think is the tranny went. hahahahahaha
 
cnl491

cnl491

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hahha nice one.. i would but he dont got a car! lol.. he rides a golf kart! lol but if i try i get sum brinks n stake em so they ready to tip n put his kart facing sumthing..so wen he gets em spinnnin hopfully lthe bricks will give n hell go straight into the house or sumthing!!
 
ozstone

ozstone

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Amyl Nitrite on his door handles each few days, it will take a few months, but the chemical will absorb into the blood stream and break down the nervous and immune system, better get dypers for him tho lol
 
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bluegal420

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my friend and i were out in fedhill and we were smoking on the way to crazy lils and this cop stops us, asks to take a hit hands it back and says finish that before you get to the bars ladies. i've also been known to smoke in front of the cheesecake factory and had cops come up and ask for some hits. now i dont know if its just b/c we're girls or bc the coops in bmore have bettert shit to do. did anybody see chuck liddell in how high
 
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