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[THCBrain]

Im never gonna get one lol

Well I only got one cause people on this very site were telling me I needed one and I'm a wrong un" for not having one lol so I get one and I can't find anyone that deals with them lol so ill make it up as I go along lol

 

[Labs Dexter]

That's right, mate- we leave the doors unlocked, knowing the would-be thief won't be thinking about the plants. How do you think we make sure they get plenty of aminos in their diet?

Lmaoooooo sick guy

 

[THCBrain]

Couple of my mates just come back from Amsterdam today ringing me up for some smoke so I go over he rolls a smoke with this amnesia haze and wow it's tastes like shit! He fetched it back with him on the plane funny bit other lad did the same walking through uk customs he gets a tap on shoulder can you come with me.sir lol he only had 2 pre rolled joints and a nug of weed gets let off not with out stripping down first lmao!!!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Well I only got one cause people on this very site were telling me I needed one and I'm a wrong un" for not having one lol so I get one and I can't find anyone that deals with them lol so ill make it up as I go along lol

Ai I think dwc hydro and them stuff you need a them things I managed all by guessing and writing lol I got a ph pen and that messed things up lol I had more problems than sorting things out,

So I went old school techniques no pen just syringe and tesco water that's ph'd 6.2 from source. So I don't know what's the ph of it lmao but I know how much to put and when. I just still dont put enuff lol

 

[Labs Dexter]

Couple of my mates just come back from Amsterdam today ringing me up for some smoke so I go over he rolls a smoke with this amnesia haze and wow it's tastes like shit! He fetched it back with him on the plane funny bit other lad did the same walking through uk customs he gets a tap on shoulder can you come with me.sir lol he only had 2 pre rolled joints and a nug of weed gets let off not with out stripping down first lmao!!!

I get scared to bring seeds lol but then I am a weird person my first name is a Muslim name and middle and last is very English lmao so I allways get pulled in customs abroad thinking it's a fake passport but got a few scares that are visible in the photo. But still pull me up or double check my passport and look at scars..

I had plenty of opportunities to bring a shit loads of seeds from some rastas in Tanzania, but end up chucking em before I got to the airport.. Life's hard being a big ass brown man lol we r like Maori warriors or built like one

 

[THCBrain]

Ai I think dwc hydro and them stuff you need a them things I managed all by guessing and writing lol I got a ph pen and that messed things up lol I had more problems than sorting things out,

So I went old school techniques no pen just syringe and tesco water that's ph'd 6.2 from source. So I don't know what's the ph of it lmao but I know how much to put and when. I just still dont put enuff lol

I checked that tesco water when I got my ph pen my bottles were reading 7.something so I know the longer they sit in the bottles on the shelf the ph does go up

 

[Labs Dexter]

I checked that tesco water when I got my ph pen my bottles were reading 7.something so I know the longer they sit in the bottles on the shelf the ph does go up

Mine read 6.0 before it went dulalee, but I leave in dark room and it's warm, it shares a cubby with the mutts food In the kitchen...

I'm sure you have to measure at certain temps

It's a shit pen lol and I never collaborated it I lost the sachets... but I seriously don't know what the ph is apart from what the bottle say's, the rest happens from 11 months of non stop cock-ups lol

 

[ttystikk]

Get a top quality lab instrument like a Bluelab combo meter, take good care of it- and it will take care of you for many years.

Your water quality instrumentation is your eyes and eyes to what's going on with your water and roots in hydro.

They're your plants, worth thousands of pounds per kilo. Do you want 20/20 vision you can count on, or 'not exactly'?!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Get a top quality lab instrument like a Bluelab combo meter, take good care of it- and it will take care of you for many years.

Your water quality instrumentation is your eyes and eyes to what's going on with your water and roots in hydro.

They're your plants, worth thousands of pounds per kilo. Do you want 20/20 vision you can count on, or 'not exactly'?!

Nah its just smoke for me and some buddys when they come round for United games, I share my cookie jar lol but not ever sold my grows
I will probably have to invest soon but for now it ain't broke.

 

[THCBrain]

When you grow enough to give it away you got something good there but think money doesn't grow on trees but it definitely grows on cannabis plants I don't sell masses of amounts but if I got over 15oz I know I can make 1 call and sell 10 oz in 2 minutes at 1700 quick easy cash if you have plenty

 

[ttystikk]

Nah its just smoke for me and some buddys when they come round for United games, I share my cookie jar lol but not ever sold my grows
I will probably have to invest soon but for now it ain't broke.

You forgot, it's worth every shilling you AREN'T paying to have to buy it somewhere else! And you're getting exercise and an education in the bargain!

 

[THCBrain]

You forgot, it's worth every shilling you AREN'T paying to have buy it somewhere else! And you're getting exercise and an education in the bargain!

I'd get more exercise buying from dealers it'd mean I'd have to get up off my arse to go get some all I have to do is reach under the table for my jar to top my box up

 

[Labs Dexter]

When you grow enough to give it away you got something good there but think money doesn't grow on trees but it definitely grows on cannabis plants I don't sell masses of amounts but if I got over 15oz I know I can make 1 call and sell 10 oz in 2 minutes at 1700 quick easy cash if you have plenty

Yh you can make a fortune on buds, especially if it's grown well people sell 0.7 for a Tenna lol fuck that if I grow over it means I can cure it for longer my only wish is to have like a 6 months cured budd and stuff lol...
I might just be a nerd lmao
But nah Jah provides a sale of anything is what caused mankind to have a class of people.

And for sale it is illegal and I've done everything on my tick list including one punch KO on piglets jaw/chin( who picked on me for a few months lol) so I'm done with illegal now, I couldn't run to save my life no more so I'm happy getting quality high for nearly free lol.

And would love some dusty old jar with budds locked in its goodness from however long ago mmmmmmm

Money is there, just dirty don't interest me no more

 

[THCBrain]

Each to their own and all that but you say your done with the illegal stuff yet you grow and live in the uk? Something isn't legal beagle here...

 

[Labs Dexter]

Each to their own and all that but you say your done with the illegal stuff yet you grow and live in the uk? Something isn't legal beagle here...

Aii but if your caught selling and growing more likely to get pummeld, plus that's how to get attention from em, now I'm good lad for 7 years I don't bother them nor them me.
Down low homey lol its only illegal if you get caught until then all is good in the hood

 

[Labs Dexter]

Percy growers get fines first time and third time you get a small sentence like 18 months or less. If dealing aswel you get 2 years but out in one probably it's so small, plus for minor crimes you get padded good places like a holiday Inn lol.

Should be legalised to he honest only high or 1:1 CBD seeds lol or like they were trying to push on that ganja show pushing hash in and skunk out

 

[THCBrain]

Yeah I know what you saying I live in a nice ish area so things often just get overlooked but everything has been tried in this village the bats just gone by the door tonight since there's a group of lads knocking on people's doors and threatening them with a knife demanding money they did the fag man round the corner at the weekend but I know whose doing it and he only got released from prison last Friday and back to the same shit the day after what a plank! I haven't been nicked for 5 year since getting with our lass that not even had a speeding ticket but iv had a few parking tickets... man I'm fucked feel like a robot typing all this lol

 

[THCBrain]

Percy growers get fines first time and third time you get a small sentence like 18 months or less. If dealing aswel you get 2 years but out in one probably it's so small, plus for minor crimes you get padded good places like a holiday Inn lol.

Should be legalised to he honest only high or 1:1 CBD seeds lol or like they were trying to push on that ganja show pushing hash in and skunk out

I am not a big fan of hash tried it once or twice didn't really like it

 

[Labs Dexter]

I am not a big fan of hash tried it once or twice didn't really like it

Yh its shyt unless dry sived they are nice making a pure resin, but the taste of buds are yak..

CBD smoke is a weird stoned pritty cool I can't wait till chop day for this Painkiller again really looking forward.

But there should be more at reasonable prices man have you seen some of the prices on good medical seeds

It really makes me wanna learn how to clone properly.

I can clone a pass time but every time I tried and my grow is depending on it it fails badly lol

 

[THCBrain]

I'm not very good a cloning either I tried on my first run not trying it this run I like running from seed but running another plant from a plant does seem more economical in the long run its definitely something I want to read more about I got this sachet of root it free from the grow shop I'm going to save it for when I try cloning again