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[Cl@rksville]

Evening British stoners, First time indoor grower here from way down in Devon. How's everyone today? What ya growing and with what? I was thinking we need some sort of clone or seed exchange. It would be awesome. And extremely bait. Hahaha anyone got any idea?
Weat

Ahhhh I been reading your grow diary Weat all good stuff, when you gonna go commercial lol! I will be growing UGORG Cheese and Blue this time! Whats that hair then you reckon you found... its not a pube is it son?

Thought I'd have a read while smoking a jingo got to say cl@rkesville this thread has made me la ugh more than the last one let's hope it continues.. personal grower myself can't stand to pay good money for weed that should still be under lights, couple that with wet weed and 0.085 deals it's a total waste of time...

I did .7 deals lol when the blue cheese was first in Leeds about 10 year ago, but yeah its fucking scandolous man, its taking the piss out of pisstaking and I saw a gram today that were still fucking growing never mind drying man!

 

[Cl@rksville]

Plus I'd feel better smoking my mates hair than some greasy random. My mates are all organic.

You mean if you smoke your mates arse hair its ok because he's organic, fuck me thats class, proper knocked me off my perch that fella! Ha you're a fucking star in the making my lad, thats what we need on here... good start!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Exactly the same personal buds are best because they are made with love,time and care..
@Cl@rksvill I have a ph pen I know how much nutes to put in and i know to what it goes in as and allways have a good run-off sort of know what's happening.. But recently my ph pen bust and need a new one.
I have four plants in flower and the all have their own bottled water with different set amount lol...
Had bad four grows I cracked five now just waiting to finish then 6 I'm confident to grow one at a time lol I need for 6 tho but got 4 weeks to get one and figure that lady out.

 

[weatwardhole]

Ahhhh I been reading your grow diary Weat all good stuff, when you gonna go commercial lol! I will be growing UGORG Cheese and Blue this time! Whats that hair then you reckon you found... its not a pube is it son?

I did .7 deals lol when the blue cheese was first in Leeds about 10 year ago, but yeah its fucking scandolous man, its taking the piss out of pisstaking and I saw a gram today that were still fucking growing never mind drying man!

Cheers mate, I'm upscaling at the end of the week to a 600w hps and a tent for flower. Gonna keep the cfl cupboard for veg and start a 4 plant perpetual on a plant/harvest every month schedule. Us brits fookin love cheese strains I swear. Can't ever find it in other countries (Germany and Australia) but here it's everywhere!! Not complaining though....

 

[THCBrain]

Getting close to smoking this its a blueberry strain...

 

[Cl@rksville]

I had a right proper old Sk1 in the nineties from the seed shop in Cas and I think it was that period when the pheno must have been produced because everyone complained it smelt like wotsits, wish I'd kept it and had my own Yorkshire Cheese strain now!

 

[Labs Dexter]

Not my mates arse hair's lmao just wrong timing

 

[sunni]

You can't terminate block or remove anyone lol
It's a free forum people can choose to go where they wish
You can't tell people to leave your thread

Just FYI

 

[weatwardhole]

You can't terminate block or remove anyone lol
It's a free forum people can choose to go where they wish
You can't tell people to leave your thread

Just FYI

America.

 

[Cl@rksville]

No but what if they smoke pubic hairs... surely you'd step in and resolve the matter? And yes of course we won't be turfing anyone out, its just a eufani... yoophanisi ah fuck it a suggestion!

 

[sunni]

America.

Actually I'm Canadian
Regardless tho you can't make up your own rules for your thread

So I'm letting op know that that shit won't fly lol

 

[Cl@rksville]

Actually I'm Canadian
Regardless tho you can't make up your own rules for your thread

So I'm letting op know that that shit won't fly lol

Actually its very kind of you to stop by as it gives me an opportunity to thank you, so thank you

 

[abe supercro]

Open casket funerals are a morbid tradition, but I still prefer funerals to weddings.

 

[Cl@rksville]

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Getting close to smoking this its a blueberry strain...

My Blue x Jack Herrer THC she is one of a few at 12 - 13 weeks but they've dropped behind because of my light problem by 2 weeks plus? Just done one in and jesus its gonna be unsmokable in 3 weeks plus a cure! I;m off in shower man... must be getting too old for this shit lol

 

[weatwardhole]

Open casket funerals are a morbid tradition, but I still prefer funerals to weddings.

Actually I'm Canadian
Regardless tho you can't make up your own rules for your thread

So I'm letting op know that that shit won't fly lol

I'm only messing aboot anyway nice to meet ya sunni!

 

[Cl@rksville]

Open casket funerals are a morbid tradition, but I still prefer funerals to weddings.

Whats up Abe my little stinky fingered friend? Nice of you to pop by and yeah they should have had a fucking open casket at my wedding, shame really cos she had marveloooos tits that girl...

 

[Cl@rksville]

IS RIPEN BY GENERAL HYDROPONICS A CROCK OF SHIT? OR A POT OF GOLD?
I have made a new thread regarding this but please feel free to voice your opinions here too!

 

[conor c]

scottish here if your waters that bad bro get a reverse osmosis machine it will solve all your problems man

 

[Labs Dexter]

scottish here if your waters that bad bro get a reverse osmosis machine it will solve all your problems man

I was thinking of that but it wastes lots of water, I have a really good thing going with tescos ashbecks water. Plants and I love to drink that. Lmao I'm in Humberside if u ever seen the river you the tap water looks the same. Before your reverse osmosis was you using tap water.

 

[ttystikk]

scottish here if your waters that bad bro get a reverse osmosis machine it will solve all your problems man

Sound advice for hard water issues.

I'm a Scotsman by heritage, finding myself in the other highlands... of Colorado. Our water runs pure from the snow atop the Rocky Mountains, it's so well regarded we have dozens of breweries here... possibly hundreds.

Grows pretty good weed, too.