Sunday Birthday

Do I deserve a great birthday?

  • Hell, yes! You rock, Tyler...

    Votes: 11 57.9%

  • Fuck, no. You're an asshole, elitist pos...

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • I like hookers!

    Votes: 10 52.6%

  • Stomp it on down!

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • Where's Unclebuck been?

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • Pinworm, bitches. Always Pinworm...

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • Total voters
    19
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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So, tomorrow is my birthday. Gonna go to brunch downtown with the family, then go for a long bike ride as it's gonna be sunny and 80! Got a date with my favorite prostitute, Sunni, at 8pm. She knows it's my birthday, so I expect a nice gf experience as she goes the extra mile ;) She says she's got some really dank sour Ds, so that'll be great. I don't usually shower there, but I'm going out to drink with some friends afterward, so I will this time. Life is good...
 
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curious2garden

curious2garden

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tyler.durden said:
So, tomorrow is my birthday. Gonna go to brunch downtown with the family, then go for a long bike ride as it's gonna be sunny and 80! Got a date with my favorite prostitute, Sunni, at 8pm. She knows it's my birthday, so I expect a nice gf experience as she goes the extra mile ;) She says she's got some really dank sour DBs, so that'll be great. I don't usually shower there, but I'm going out to drink with some friends afterward, so I will this time. Life is good...
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Happy early birthday. It's @cannabineer birthday tomorrow too! Lots of the board literati appear to share the month of May.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member
tyler.durden said:
So, tomorrow is my birthday. Gonna go to brunch downtown with the family, then go for a long bike ride as it's gonna be sunny and 80! Got a date with my favorite prostitute, Sunni, at 8pm. She knows it's my birthday, so I expect a nice gf experience as she goes the extra mile ;) She says she's got some really dank sour DBs, so that'll be great. I don't usually shower there, but I'm going out to drink with some friends afterward, so I will this time. Life is good...
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Have a fabulous birthday! I took you for a few decades younger though...;-)
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

Well-Known Member
tyler.durden said:
So, tomorrow is my birthday. Gonna go to brunch downtown with the family, then go for a long bike ride as it's gonna be sunny and 80! Got a date with my favorite prostitute, Sunni, at 8pm. She knows it's my birthday, so I expect a nice gf experience as she goes the extra mile ;) She says she's got some really dank sour Ds, so that'll be great. I don't usually shower there, but I'm going out to drink with some friends afterward, so I will this time. Life is good...
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Jealous of the nice weather, but you deserve some sun on the b-day. sunny and then sunni. what if you meet a lady while out with your friends afterward? You'll be too pooped. j/k
Hope you have a kick ass day.



 
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