Sunday Birthday

Do I deserve a great birthday?

  • Hell, yes! You rock, Tyler...

    Votes: 11 57.9%
  • Fuck, no. You're an asshole, elitist pos...

    Votes: 4 21.1%
  • I like hookers!

    Votes: 10 52.6%
  • Stomp it on down!

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Where's Unclebuck been?

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Pinworm, bitches. Always Pinworm...

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • Total voters
    19

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Jealous of the nice weather, but you deserve some sun on the b-day. sunny and then sunni. what if you meet a lady while out with your friends afterward? You'll be too pooped. j/k
Hope you have a kick ass day.



Lol! Is that you in your avi? That's amazing. Your husband must be a great looking dude. Love the woman with the F holes on her back, a lot of people don't realize string instruments' shape is based on the female form...
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Well, just got home a little while ago. Pretty fucking drunk. Great day with perfect weather! Brunch was delicious and everyone was in great spirits, partially due to the mimosas. The bike ride was just what I needed to work some of that off, and I met a couple of interesting fellow cyclists enjoying the sun. Sunni was very cool: she sang happy birthday with a cute little dance, and even had a nice mini red velvet cupcake for me (not a euphemism) with a single candle. We talked for a bit and got pretty lifted off her dank before we did our thing. It was just what I needed. Two buddies picked me up from the hotel (one of them had fucked Sunni once) and we went to McCormick & Schmick's for steaks. So good. We then hit 3 bars and drank a LOT of nice scotch, and my other buddy had a box of Montecristo cigars that we stepped outside to smoke every so often. At the end of the night, one friend gave me a really nice bottle of scotch, and the Montecristo dude gave me a Cohiba Behike. This thing smells SO great, I can't wait to smoke this thing tomorrow. Great day! I deserved it...
 
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