Sorry Man.. I was BAKED!! lol

Im high enough to ask, so.. what are one of your super baked moments..

Lol.. Im having one now.. standing in the kitchen without a shirt, sweat pants n one sock.. j behind ear.. bowl of cereal.. playing bball with ball of tinfoil, trashcan, and my pitbull Jonesy... n I think hes winning.. lmao..

When you record a show on DVR so you can fast forward through the commercials and get so stoned you don't even bother to fast forward through the commercials.

Carne Seca said:

When you record a show on DVR so you can fast forward through the commercials and get so stoned you don't even bother to fast forward through the commercials.

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When the sitcom is documentary-serious but the commercials leave you in stitches. cn

Whenever you start laughing hysterically at a funeral cortege! I almost got killed that day by some not so impressed grieving relatives!

I ate a brownie before class the other day and it was soooo strong. I sat in class just high. There is no other way to put it. I was fucking stoned. I got put in I.S.S. and searched.

Carne Seca said:

When you record a show on DVR so you can fast forward through the commercials and get so stoned you don't even bother to fast forward through the commercials.

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lol i do that when im watching something ondemand i get so high i just think its on regular tv and end up sitting thur the commercials

me and a buddy were in a McDonalds drive thru where they had 2 full menus and order stations, the first one had an "please pull to next menu to order" on it... so we figured being the only ones in line we would just stop at the first one and see what we wanted before proceeding. While deciding we talked back and forth to each other... "Do you think they will know we are baked? followed by, "Shit, they will probably smell the weed"....

all of the sudden a voice comes on the "out of order" speaker box and says "smell the whaaaat?!"

needless to say, we flipped a Uturn and went to taco bell.

Smoke a few bowls before work and had to pick up some materials... Bought 500$ worth of the wrong wood.

Waking up the next morning still sitting in the dining room chair you fell over in while draining the last of the pancake syrup with your hair glued to the linoleum so you can't get up while this guy is nudging you with his toe in your rib cage to wake you up.

Repeating the same damn thing not 3 months later but this time it was tequila and it hurt more waking up the next morning on the same linoleum.

GreenLungz:7311756 said:

Im high enough to ask, so.. what are one of your super baked moments..

Lol.. Im having one now.. standing in the kitchen without a shirt, sweat pants n one sock.. j behind ear.. bowl of cereal.. playing bball with ball of tinfoil, trashcan, and my pitbull Jonesy... n I think hes winning.. lmao..

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and my girl walked in on me like that... being the coolest ever, after a few tokes she was my cheerleader... lol

LOL... I'm so baked right now I only just realized that I have been prepared and been too distracted to Sac a Goat for at least the last half hour...

The porn has been playing on my computer behind episodes of Death Note... lol


I mean I was 9/10 of the way to the end of the act while watching women do things I've never in my life seen happen in real life with guys hung like a Arabian stallions and then I just found myself without an ending and watching Anime on my computer... like WTF..?

Carne Seca said:

When you record a show on DVR so you can fast forward through the commercials and get so stoned you don't even bother to fast forward through the commercials.

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that's me at least once a week.

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