Smuggling a qp from Jamaica into the states. Need some advice/tips.

Buy some cool souviner's to put it in when u mail ...Like a statue & other tinkits then add some cool smelly soaps, etc. And don't forgot to use the gloves when u handle the inside contents of package! Way safer than your ass & u don't have to suffer from bad case of hemmoriods or prison sex. LOL Goodluck & be safe. Oh & have a great trip!

just get a po box before you go mail it to there and get some kid to go pick it up for you

sebastopolian said:

Buy some cool souviner's to put it in when u mail ...Like a statue & other tinkits then add some cool smelly soaps, etc. And don't forgot to use the gloves when u handle the inside contents of package! Way safer than your ass & u don't have to suffer from bad case of hemmoriods or prison sex. LOL Goodluck & be safe. Oh & have a great trip!

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This definetly sounds like the best idea...my guy gets his shipments like that from across the country, he hasn't had a problem yet. Just imagine the paranoia when going to pick the package up though, it shouldnt be much worse then going through customes.

lol omg please tell us you joking....ok I'll play...forget about the hash ...just make a shitload of brownies..then you can carry it all in the open...hell even give some away to the TSA...let the flight attendents and the pilot try some as well..just be real friendly and sharing..evryone will love you...lol...dude don't

OK so i jsut looked into getting a po box and apparently you need three forms of id (kinda ridiculous in my opinion) What would happen if they did find the shit in the mail. I would be the first person they come after. And i cant come up with a fake id fake birth certificate and fake social security card lol.

All this for a QP !?
It's not worth the plane ticket to go there and back, let alone the jail time for getting caught !!!!
Instead, use that money to buy your on set up and seeds and grow the shit yourself.
You'll get more than a QP too !!!!!
Otherwise, you deserve to get caught for something so STUPID !!!!!!!!

back in the 90's a buddie hollowed out some cheap shoes, filled them with bud, and flew home from Mexico. but then again that was back when you could say "bomb" with the TSA crawling up your ass.

is it worth it? ... no

dude... apply some common sense...

...if you really want to smuggle, then I suggest you obtain a food saver device sort like a dehydrator (like the ones they sell at target or walmart) and plastic wrap/seal that three times (one over the other). Once you do that, then mail it to yourself...

...anything else will land you in international prison...

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this method or not..

but your best bet (if you can locate one and talk them into it) is to find a local private pilot that will fly you back to the states.

Might cost you a little money.. but it would be worth it.

I had a journey like this once.. went with friends down to Cuba for a week because one of them has family there. Well, we ended up (all 3 of us) ended up getting a box each of 'Cuban' cigars.. and we had no way of getting them back to the states. Well, luckily for us... our friends father knew of a private pilot and told us that if we all paid him $300/each.. he would fly us back into the states. So of course, that's what we did. We didn't go all that way.. to buy Cuban cigars.. to have to end up leaving them there.. especially when we had already paid and bought them. I surely wasn't going to leave mine there.

But yeah, we made it back to the states.. WITH our Cuban cigars. In fact.. I still have my box of Cubans. Well, I gave the box with the cigars in them.. to my father because he smokes cigars and also has a 'humidor' which cigars need to be kept in to keep them from drying out.. to keep them fresh. The box has been opened.. I've only smoked two of them.. not sure how many my father has smoked. I need to call him and see if there are any left..

but yeah, that's your best bet to be able to actually pull that off man.

Good luck!

peace.

Flo Grow said:

All this for a QP !?
It's not worth the plane ticket to go there and back, let alone the jail time for getting caught !!!!
Instead, use that money to buy your on set up and seeds and grow the shit yourself.
You'll get more than a QP too !!!!!
Otherwise, you deserve to get caught for something so STUPID !!!!!!!!

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Im going for vacation lol its not like im paying for a tickets to just get a qp and head back home

I thought you were allowed to bring a certain number of cuban cigars back with you and not worry about getting hassled by customs about it. Like a box or two. My friends mother from Rio always had several boxes at her place here in the US and I know she wasn't privately smuggling them in, she was just taking them on the flight with her.

Regarding the trafficking of a qp from Jamaica, this just sounds so dumb to me, their herb is subpar to what we get here in the US. If you are so concerned about the cost get yourself a couple lbs of schwa and make it locally you will save yourself a headache at the very least.

I was thinking about this and it hit me...cigarettes

Buy a carton of duty free smokes, knock all the tobacco out and refill with green using a cigarette packer (i would put a little tobacco on the end) a cigarette has 1.4 grams of tobacco in it.
1.4 grams X 200 cigaretts in a carton = 280 grams = 10 ounces

put the smokes in back into the carton and reseal it with a glue stick, wont get past the dogs but i guess you could ship it back also.

No,no,no,no all of these guys have it all wrong. You go in the city in Jamaica and find the dog pound. Then you tell them you want the MEANEST pitbull that they have in stock . You tell the vet that you love the dog and you need a guard dog for your home and you slide him $20 for the mutt. Then you buy a crate for him and then you put the qp of hash in his asshole and you bring him back with you . The trickiest part is trying to get that qp in is asshole and out of his asshole with out him biting you. But you sound like a smart guy..... I'm sure you will figure it out

haha lmao rep for that one that is a good plan

sweetsmell said:

No,no,no,no all of these guys have it all wrong. You go in the city in Jamaica and find the dog pound. Then you tell them you want the MEANEST pitbull that they have in stock . You tell the vet that you love the dog and you need a guard dog for your home and you slide him $20 for the mutt. Then you buy a crate for him and then you put the qp of hash in his asshole and you bring him back with you . The trickiest part is trying to get that qp in is asshole and out of his asshole with out him biting you. But you sound like a smart guy..... I'm sure you will figure it out

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The only way I would put a qp up my ass would be if I could shit it out as 20 pounds.

MoppinSauce said:

I thought you were allowed to bring a certain number of cuban cigars back with you and not worry about getting hassled by customs about it. Like a box or two. My friends mother from Rio always had several boxes at her place here in the US and I know she wasn't privately smuggling them in, she was just taking them on the flight with her.

Regarding the trafficking of a qp from Jamaica, this just sounds so dumb to me, their herb is subpar to what we get here in the US. If you are so concerned about the cost get yourself a couple lbs of schwa and make it locally you will save yourself a headache at the very least.

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Slide the bands off the sticks and put them in a domestic box.

if you buy a plane ticket to jamaica for friday, and come back saturday, you'll raise a red flag.

even if the ticket is for fri-sunday.... it'll raise a red flag.... and you'll be searched...

b/c a lone traveler going somewhere for 3 days during a weekend is very unusual... jamaica more so b/c it's not exactly business central...

a guy i heard about was being paid 50k to smuggle some shit from dominican republic to spain, they bought him the ticket 1 week before, he left friday, was supposed to return monday... he didn't take any luggage, just a backpack.....

he's gonna be sitting in a spanish jail with no heating (spain is cold as fuck, anybody traveled there should know) for the next 9 years......

they can smell a mule from a mile away if you make it too obvious......

that sucks
i thought i was going to hear a story with a happy ending
far from it but true

redivider said:

if you buy a plane ticket to jamaica for friday, and come back saturday, you'll raise a red flag.

even if the ticket is for fri-sunday.... it'll raise a red flag.... and you'll be searched...

b/c a lone traveler going somewhere for 3 days during a weekend is very unusual... jamaica more so b/c it's not exactly business central...

a guy i heard about was being paid 50k to smuggle some shit from dominican republic to spain, they bought him the ticket 1 week before, he left friday, was supposed to return monday... he didn't take any luggage, just a backpack.....

he's gonna be sitting in a spanish jail with no heating (spain is cold as fuck, anybody traveled there should know) for the next 9 years......

they can smell a mule from a mile away if you make it too obvious......

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I have a friend who went to Negril that brought back seeds from what he called the best weed he could find from Orange Hill just outside of Negril. I popped three of the beans and will be chopping with in a week. None of the genetics seem worth keeping, stretchy kushy popcorn, but we will see.