Sickest Rhymes

Just post one or two of your favorite rhymes. Or one of your own even
Big Pun - Twinz
"dead in the middle of little italy, little did we know, that we riddled some middle man, who didn't do diddely"

I got so much chips man
They call me hewlett packer
I got so much chips man
You can have a bag if you're a snacker

you will hear from me tomorow

L's that nigga you expect,
to catch wreck,
on any
cassette deck,
im so ahead of my time my parents haven't
met yet.
I beat kids with lead pipes,
I leave trails of dead-mics,
and where im from nigga's jewels get ran like Red Lights

Big L

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

All the skins are movin in becuz im gettin PAID,
But if you take away the P all i got left is AIDs

lol

not that having aids is funny

Straight outta Low cash, A Crazy mother fucker named Gusto!

Far from broke, Got enough Bread
and mad hoes- ask Beevus, i get nothing But-head.

Big L

My girl wanna know why I'm so fly..
She asked me for a ring,
and I put one around her Whole eye.

Big L

haha,

"Supastition,
This is real as it gets,
and even if i stick my hand up your ass nigga,
I ain't feeling your shit"

Take him up the street to call a truce
The silly mother fucker pulls out a deuce deuce
Little did he know I had a loaded twelve guage
One sucker dead LA times front page

RIP Eazy E, you crazy AIDS infested bastard

Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes
When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out

we're born to die
so i get high just like im born to fly
im in the court with marijuana eyes (sorry judge)
we hit the club until the morning rise

all you bitches shit is primitive...

Lyrically im infinite like possiblities
but you dont have the capability like infertility
cuz opening your mouth to question my validity
is like trying to contradict the theory of relativity
what i spit is the eptiome of heavy artillery
my enemies are obsessed with me like the bitch in Misery
but break out like fathers running from responsibility
every time i step and abuse the mic with versatility
I balance humility, with brutal instincts
I'll make your whole cypher look like those crackers from N'SYNC.

elementary watson Flopro can show you something LOL


This is an exorcism; the exoskeleton extractor is back with his next flow, listen
electro-vision that wrecks the molecular texture of this irregular section of mechanism
You diagnosed with doses of uncontrollable scoliosis plus liver cirrhosis
witness the original lyrical everlastin' individual spiritual metaphysical masterin'
blastin the zone with a wrath never known the path of science and mathman crafted in stone
My deep is exegesis drafted alone, the devilish staff was born and grafted a clone
I elevate with prose that are sacred; create biological elements that I mate with
the evangelical, adamant, radical, murder capital admiral, rapper staggering battler
I AM the sorcerer that broke though the corridor, the 200 and 20 century galaxy orbiter
straight from the infinite thought who taught you how to combine summer, spring, winter, and autumn
my staff is deadly as acid when I cast it 1 to 150 the demographic
no match no matter where you look brutha heaven Me, the coalition and book number 7

Why is it hard for me to think that I'll probably die in poverty?
Why the police authority only fuck with minorities?
Why is there black blood in thugs arteries?
Why does the cold part of me, got me loving crime whole heartedly?
Why is the federal bureaucracy prophecy locking me?
I cop a ki. rock a commodity lockin ya property
Stockin monopoly properly, why the vodka be knockin me?
Why hypocrisy tryin to rob me of my philosophy?
-saigon

plus I'm fucking sluts,
and slapping butts,
to make em back it up,
fuck em in the back of trucks,
untill i blast a nut,
thats when i grab my stuff,
and pack it up,
my nigga, that's what's up
-shank

it get dark soon as the sun drop/
and all you hear is cops siren and gun shots philly where im from ock/
that when them real n****S post up in drug traffic/
and every household a parent got a drug habit -chic raw

Man I got evidence I'm never dense and I've been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the M-O
So I'm assuming all responsibility
Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC's

Hope this is safe to say?-Selling dope on the streets made me a creep -i startred to realize my life is turning into a lie-growing up made me cry-i was brought up with closed eyes-You see? na i got no guide to help me with my life-im stuck in t-town-place really brings me down-not as big as it seems-it really kills my dreams-i speak about death-begin thinking about meth-im here lying in bed-these ryhmes mess with my head-i don't listen to barrack-he needs to grow a cock....-kimosobey(i just made it up the other night )